I guess I won't do this again

Thought for sure this was a disco stu thread

Who the fuck tries to pet an alligator?

They said the lady was drinking wine before the incident.   I don't have the stats on alligator attacks, but alcohol is involved in 40% of US snake bites.

It's one thing to be a bit tipsy and stumble on a snake or try to play with one. You'd have to be pretty fucked up to try to play with a gator. Either that or just stupid.

Alligator: "Tastes like MAGA'ts!"

 

Alligator Runnin' 'Round My Door!

She did look like a deer.

It's gonna be a good year for The Darwin Awards.

 

MAGA'ts are gonna score big.

I'm sorry.

 

Bigly.

Wife's cousin lives in Texas in a gated community with a lake and a walking path. She has to walk a thin line between the gators in the lake and the rattlesnakes on the other side of the path when walking her dog. She carries a piece of rebar with her - might work against a rattler but useless against a gator.

Glad I don't live in Tex-ass.

Florida-Man meet South Carolina-Woman.

Truer final words were never spoken.

Who tries to pet an alligator?  At that rate, its surprising she made it to 58.