They said the lady was drinking wine before the incident. I don't have the stats on alligator attacks, but alcohol is involved in 40% of US snake bites.
It's one thing to be a bit tipsy and stumble on a snake or try to play with one. You'd have to be pretty fucked up to try to play with a gator. Either that or just stupid.
Wife's cousin lives in Texas in a gated community with a lake and a walking path. She has to walk a thin line between the gators in the lake and the rattlesnakes on the other side of the path when walking her dog. She carries a piece of rebar with her - might work against a rattler but useless against a gator.
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Thought for sure this was a
Thought for sure this was a disco stu thread
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Who the fuck tries to let an
Who the fuck tries to pet an alligator?
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They said the lady was
They said the lady was drinking wine before the incident. I don't have the stats on alligator attacks, but alcohol is involved in 40% of US snake bites.
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It's one thing to be a bit
It's one thing to be a bit tipsy and stumble on a snake or try to play with one. You'd have to be pretty fucked up to try to play with a gator. Either that or just stupid.
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Poor alligator
Poor alligator
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Alligator: "Tastes like MAGA
Alligator: "Tastes like MAGA'ts!"
Alligator Runnin' 'Round My Door!
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She did look like a deer.
She did look like a deer.
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It's gonna be a good year for
It's gonna be a good year for The Darwin Awards.
MAGA'ts are gonna score big.
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I'm sorry. Bigly.
I'm sorry.
Bigly.
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Wife's cousin lives in Texas
Wife's cousin lives in Texas in a gated community with a lake and a walking path. She has to walk a thin line between the gators in the lake and the rattlesnakes on the other side of the path when walking her dog. She carries a piece of rebar with her - might work against a rattler but useless against a gator.
Glad I don't live in Tex-ass.
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Florida-Man meet South
Florida-Man meet South Carolina-Woman.
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Truer final words were never
Truer final words were never spoken.
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Who tries to pet an alligator
Who tries to pet an alligator? At that rate, its surprising she made it to 58.