Big Sale On Jorts @ Levi's

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Hey gang. Figured Jklown and some of the other Zoner jort enthusiasts would be interested.

https://m.levi.com/US/en_US/products/365120045

“The first ever jean short. With its timeless straight fit and signature button fly, these shorts are constructed to last.”

They are a timeless classic, like suede bucs or penny loafers.

What’s up with the knees? It’s like people forget the Fab 5 even existed smmfh

good looking out Mark, at 20 bucks a pair, how can I refuse 
{{{jorts}}}

wondering if it will be warm enough in March at Estes Park to break them in, hell enough edibles and I'm sure I'll be fine

Definitely wear jorts in Estes in March, Jklown.

I wouldn't steer you wrong, man. 

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Lol

Excellent, Daylight

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Smart move by Levi's. It looks like they're trying to appeal to 20somethings to get those things in fashion.

And a clarification please... are cutoffs considered "jorts", or are they only "jorts" when they're made that way?

They need to be hemmed to be considered jorts, Lance.

Important technical distinction.

Too bad on that technical call as Slurker is a cutoff enthusiast. Even swims in them. 

Alas, they’re not jorts. 

The pair on sale ain't bad. Just cut off two inches. 

Would you wear cutoffs, skipper? 

I have massive quads. 

Not since the 70’s. 

But let’s focus on the fact that you do. Any pics?

 

My only pair of blue jeans ain't cut yet.

If you buy me a pair of those jorts I'll cut the hem off and wear them all summer long. 

 

Buy him the goddamn jorts, Gravy.

What? I ain’t got that Bay Area poolboy dough. 

You've bragged about your affluence perviously.

Buy him the jorts.

i need a truck.

just dont play Jarts in your Jorts....it can be dangerous

Don't the fringes from cut offs clog up the pool filter? Or did they just tell me that when I was a kid so I wouldn't go in their pool?

It's generally accepted that jorts can be comfortably worn in the pool; cutoffs, no.

I haven't come across a pool filter clogged by threads. 

Mud, leaves, dog hair and rodents but no demim. 

Slacker, can you comment on full length jeans in the pool? Does the indigo bleed out and mess with the delicate chemistry of the pool water? 

hipster bullshit trying to write rules n shit. This is a drug band message board, dress how u want.  I dont wear jeans but far be it for me to tell someone how to dress

Most of the chemicals have blue dye added so a little color washing out of jeans won't hurt the pool. 

That makes sense, Slacker. Thanks.

 

>>>hipster bullshit trying to write rules n shit. This is a drug band message board, dress how u want.  I dont wear jeans but far be it for me to tell someone how to dress

 

The fuck are you talking about?

When I was a kid in Australia, a lot of people had 1/2 salt water pools, with the water pumped in from the ocean. Blue ringed octopi could make it through the filters, and a person or two a year died from the stings. Sydney Funnel Web spiders would also set up shop in the filter boxes, and they’d nip a few people a year.