Big Sale On Jorts @ Levi's
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Hey gang. Figured Jklown and some of the other Zoner jort enthusiasts would be interested.
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Hey gang. Figured Jklown and some of the other Zoner jort enthusiasts would be interested.
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“The first ever jean short.
“The first ever jean short. With its timeless straight fit and signature button fly, these shorts are constructed to last.”
They are a timeless classic, like suede bucs or penny loafers.
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What’s up with the knees? It
What’s up with the knees? It’s like people forget the Fab 5 even existed smmfh
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good looking out Mark, at 20
good looking out Mark, at 20 bucks a pair, how can I refuse
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wondering if it will be warm enough in March at Estes Park to break them in, hell enough edibles and I'm sure I'll be fine
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Definitely wear jorts in
Definitely wear jorts in Estes in March, Jklown.
I wouldn't steer you wrong, man.
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Lol Excellent, Daylight
Lol
Excellent, Daylight
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So many looks to jorts
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lance minimum goad Newberry
Smart move by Levi's. It
Smart move by Levi's. It looks like they're trying to appeal to 20somethings to get those things in fashion.
And a clarification please... are cutoffs considered "jorts", or are they only "jorts" when they're made that way?
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They need to be hemmed to be
They need to be hemmed to be considered jorts, Lance.
Important technical distinction.
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Too bad on that technical
Too bad on that technical call as Slurker is a cutoff enthusiast. Even swims in them.
Alas, they’re not jorts.
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The pair on sale ain't bad.
The pair on sale ain't bad. Just cut off two inches.
Would you wear cutoffs, skipper?
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The pair on sale ain't bad.
I have massive quads.
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Not since I was a child.
Not since the 70’s.
But let’s focus on the fact that you do. Any pics?
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My only pair of blue jeans
My only pair of blue jeans ain't cut yet.
If you buy me a pair of those jorts I'll cut the hem off and wear them all summer long.
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Buy him the jorts, Gravy.
Buy him the goddamn jorts, Gravy.
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What? I ain’t got that Bay
What? I ain’t got that Bay Area poolboy dough.
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You've bragged about your
You've bragged about your affluence perviously.
Buy him the jorts.
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i need a truck.
i need a truck.
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just dont play Jarts in your
just dont play Jarts in your Jorts....it can be dangerous
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Don't the fringes from cut
Don't the fringes from cut offs clog up the pool filter? Or did they just tell me that when I was a kid so I wouldn't go in their pool?
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It's generally accepted that
It's generally accepted that jorts can be comfortably worn in the pool; cutoffs, no.
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I haven't come across a pool
I haven't come across a pool filter clogged by threads.
Mud, leaves, dog hair and rodents but no demim.
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Slacker, can you comment on
Slacker, can you comment on full length jeans in the pool? Does the indigo bleed out and mess with the delicate chemistry of the pool water?
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hipster bullshit trying to
hipster bullshit trying to write rules n shit. This is a drug band message board, dress how u want. I dont wear jeans but far be it for me to tell someone how to dress
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Most of the chemicals have
Most of the chemicals have blue dye added so a little color washing out of jeans won't hurt the pool.
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That makes sense, Slacker.
That makes sense, Slacker. Thanks.
>>>hipster bullshit trying to write rules n shit. This is a drug band message board, dress how u want. I dont wear jeans but far be it for me to tell someone how to dress
The fuck are you talking about?
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When I was a kid in Australia
When I was a kid in Australia, a lot of people had 1/2 salt water pools, with the water pumped in from the ocean. Blue ringed octopi could make it through the filters, and a person or two a year died from the stings. Sydney Funnel Web spiders would also set up shop in the filter boxes, and they’d nip a few people a year.