Zoner Emails

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I just sent one to Slickrock....no reply as of yet.

I get emails from Zoners very infrequently, but do get a bunch from FLOOPS in my spam folder. Stop watching the porn, floopster!!

Any lonely Zoners out there that want a new ePen-pal?

Hi Ned.

Was the email to Slickrock protest-related?

Post the damn emails!

I want to pick his brain regarding a float trip I'm planning next spring (Green River, etc).

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i just sent one to Slickrock....no reply as of yet.

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its possible he hasn’t seen it yet if you just sent it, don’t give up 

Thanks for the insight, Bucky. The "as of yet" was my fleeting hope....then again the trip isn't until April/May, so I think I'm good.

>>>I want to pick his brain regarding a float trip I'm planning next spring (Green River, etc)

 

I can only assume this float is intended to bring attention to the corporate rape of our public lands, and/or the ongoing subjugation of indigenous people?

unsolicited emails I received over the years:

2Dankdan: "Don't make me show up at your house, 'cause I know where you live (I still have your address from that freebie you sent me years ago)".

Schnee: something like YOU CAN'T ADVERTISE WCZJ HERE EVEN IF YOU ARE RAISING MONEY FOR THE ZONE! side note: less than a year later it was OK for ECZJ to advertise on the Zone even though the profits went to a zoner who owned the bar. East Coast bias...

Jondr: "something something, tough guy?"

Dewitt: defending Fred's honor after a harmless crack about his ticket brokering.

Zippy: "I see you can't stop thinking about me" (after making a crack about him when he was perma-banned).

Lance: "GO TO THE SHOW" (not really)

 

 

i got one from bad kk once...

>> I can only assume this float is intended to bring attention to the corporate rape of our public lands, and/or the ongoing subjugation of indigenous people?

 

If that means finding the best place to trip-balls on a sand bar, then: YES.

I forgot about my creepy Valentine's Day email from Coolchick.

Mark....you've got mail. It's the one titled "Keyshawn's Meltdown" with a Word doc attached.

Lol

So. Much. Awesome.

I miss 'ol Key.

I will be going back to work on 11/13 so I won't be around much during the weekdays. I have been off for 6 months... 

Oh back to Zoner emails...yea...well...sometimes I get emails not from Zoners...

I did a quick search of my emails received and found some oldies but goodies with the subject:  "super secret email" - no worries, they're staying off LaViva. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Er, Ned, I got your e-mail just four hours ago. Patience, my man. 

I'm working from home and just got back from an appointment. You're asking me about a trip that's six to seven months away. 

Sorry for the delay, but I thought I'd check a river map, maybe even make ya a copy. And think about it a bit as we spent the first three days fighting strong winds that tipped a canoe.

Here's the end of day 3. Lots of wind, dust, and choppy flat water.

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First great floating day was day 4. Here's the same canyon the next morning. 

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So basically we spent a lot of the beginning of the trip fighting winds and hunkering down and then spent time trying to make miles.

We did so good we got to the confluence a day early. WTF? 

Didn't do a lot of hiking. Did a lot of sitting around camp as we took a buddy who was dying of cancer down for one last hurrah.

Plus it was May of 2010, so I'm gonna have to break some cobwebs remembering any good hikes.

But I will be in touch.

Nice I’m glad everything worked out! 

 

MODS PLEASE STICKY THIS THREAD THANK YOU 

Jeff,

Posting "get fucked slacker" in the -- March 8 Women's Strike -- thread is outside the bounds of Respect, Civility, Keep it Kind.
 

When you signed up you said you were aware of the rules and would adhere to them. We notice that you are posting in ways that don't work here.
 

Consider this a warning.

Gravy,

You made the statement in the VanLife thread, "And if you think I'm going to stop, just ask Duke, Mark, or Hoover if I ever quit with them. Do you have a .net handle? It would be kinder to judit to take it over there." 

That statement, in conjunction with your other posting on the same thread gives me the impression that you intend to continue going after guy73. Remember, no matter what you read on viva, how you respond is up to you. 
If .net is a better fit for you, take a viva break and go over there. If you want to continue posting at viva, it can't be disrespectful, uncivil or unkind about the person. You do have to quit going after people.

If this happens again, if viva admin has to send you another email about your posting, you'll take a break.

Knotesau on Tuesday, October 24, 2017 – 06:18 pm 

Skipper, I don't like you but freddyfrog will probably felch you if you continue to "play" with the big boys. 

Gravytrain

 Post subject: Re: Fare Thee Well emal from Viva Admin

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Think I need a drink. 
Can’t hang with that admin’s arbitrary rules over there.


 

Slacker: get felched

JR: get fucked

Only latter gets a letter. Perfect example of arbitrary admin. Thanks dimwit, and oh, get fucked and felched. 

Wow this got ugly quick 

and even Thom is here 

Cap'n

 Gravytrain on Wednesday, October 25, 2017 – 07:12 pm

Slacker: get felched

JR: get fucked

Only latter gets a letter. Perfect example of arbitrary admin. Thanks dimwit, and oh, get fucked and felched. 

 

Gravy, I'm not sure that post fits with the spirit that's trying to be cultivated at Viva.  

A spirited felching sounds wonderful, thank you. I’ll take a side of slaw with that.

Why is gravy so angry 

bluelight guy too

oh and that 6 dude

 

these are grown men right?

I'm angry too

I pissed on Ann Coulter's cornflakes, and she liked it.

UPDATE: I got an email. :)

I've been debating on whether or not to email pyramid about them Ganja blueberry muffins 

We all have been, E.

Good, glad I'm not alone.

mother fuckers email me before they're gonecheeky

 

>>2Dankdan: "Don't make me show up at your house, 'cause I know where you live (I still have your address from that freebie you sent me years ago)".

>>Jondr: "something something, tough guy?"

haha, Hall is winning so far.

>>I forgot about my creepy Valentine's Day email from Coolchick.

gold. pretty sure she sent out a bunch of valentines.

Who would have thought Hall was the crazy magnet?

 

Dude is like the coolest zoner ever.

talk about it, hounder....let it go before you hit meltdown street

I'd email Pyramid, but I'm afraid of his edibles.

^ha. only some contain microdots...

you live near bristol, bk? 

 

I’m on the other side of the mountain, in the “best beer town in America.” Good thing I’m not much of a beer drinker.

As you’re a foodie, we have a new restaurant in town, Allium. They served up one of the best burgers I’ve had in years.  Brisket/short rib/chuck, bone marrow and red wine reduction sauce, and a lamb and bacon jelly, topped with a Vermont blue cheese. My god, it was delectable. The allium soup, French onion in a marrow broth, is crazy good.

>>>Who would have thought Hall was the crazy magnet?

 

I was raised by crazy... it always seems to find me. :\

>>>Who would have thought Hall was the crazy magnet?

I was raised by crazy... it always seems to find me. :\ >>>

I wasn't raised by crazy but crazy ALWAYS finds me...

 

back to Zoner emails - just did a quick search in my email (I am super bad about deleting emails!) found a few from many, many years ago ~ must have been before kids when I was young and thin LOL! A few crazy male zoners trying to "hang out" lolol

>>>A few crazy male zoners trying to "hang out" lolol

 

What's the statute of limitations for naming names?

Post the emails!

 >>>A few crazy male zoners trying to "hang out"

 

shocking

I'm not saying a word lol.. they aren't even around anymore..

There's been a few over this decade and a half 

This thread doesn’t deliver 

 

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First they came for Tommy from Mendocino, and I said nothing, because my name is Bucky

>they aren't even around anymore..

 

yeah..RIP GITMO