A Crazy Discount Appliance Tale...

So now,  this is a couple days after I paid for the thing and did the Deal.  Maybe there are different Staff on the clock,  in comparison to the other Day.  A large store like that has many different workers on all sorts of shifts.

JamBone --

I'm told that it actually plays Music at the end of Rinse Cycle.  Definitely I'll report back on that topic.  Initial testing happens today.

But there I am in the Big Store,  and they are really making me wait a looonnng time.  So I say,  "I will stroll over to the Lumber section,  and be back in a few minutes."  Hüsky sniffs the Lumber,  we return.  Then the Nice Lady says  "OK, here's your appliance "

Except,  it is a Brand-New washer in factory packaging...

So the larcenous side of me said  "Draw a funny picture of a bespectacled stout fellow in a Lab coat with A) Bugs;  B) Farm Animals;  C) Labrador Retriever..."

No wait, that's the Larsonous side,  The Far Side.

Thank you for your interest in Hüsky's  assal health.  From my observation,  his 'poop shute'  is functioning normally.  He went out and had his usual morning dump this AM.  He has been eating grain-free kibble with some grain-free canned food,  with some uncooked Lamb bones and rare Turkey.

This diet tends to produce solid dog poops that don't stink much.  Even when he stole a Steak or Bacon-Pack,  his digestive system was not adversely affected.  I am very happy with his 'regularity'  and good health.  When he goes to Dog Park and takes a dump,  I have to remove the waste material and place it in the convenient trash cans.  

I think it's Great that he usually picks a spot near the plastic-bag dispenser.  A bonus if he poops on the gravel,  rather than the grass.

This one is a more 3D - esque version of the appliances.  It's a clip from the Zapruder footage.

Some people here tend to make judgments without really knowing the whole story.   'Scumbag thief'  sounds a bit harsh.

What actually happened is the store employee brought out the appropriate machine,  same model # wrapped in packaging material.  We both looked at the receipt and confirmed that the model # on receipt and machine label matched.

My first thought was "they wrapped it up for me,  How nice of them."  So I said "Thanks !!  However,  the one I purchased had no packing material.  It seems like you went through a lot of work to wrap it up. "

Then the store employee said  "You mean that you actually purchased a Clearance item ?? "

So we got all of that straightened out.

I suppose that they would have figured out the error in a few weeks,  and said "Just hold on to it".  

But I brought home the original 'pre-owned'  appliance and hooked it up for a test-run.

Anyway,  to clarify,  I'm not thrilled with the appliance.  Whatever caused the initial return still haunts the Washer.  

The thing is too darn modern.  It goes through all sorts of Crazy gyrations and locks the lid (oh wait,  I forgot that shirt).

It does actually play little tunes to commemorate various cycles,  but being a Samsung,  they are not my sort of tunes.

So it goes back to the store.  The old mid-90's Whirlpool still functions.

And by the way,  I'm already going to Heck.  I've been late on X-Mas cards many times.  If I'm going to a less cushy neighbourhood of Heck for thievery,  it has to be a really Choice Heist.  Holding out for a fortified Island w/  Seaplane, Yacht,  and Submarine.