Zoners You Suspect Of Communism
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Hey guys. Thought it might be fun to compile a list of zoners you suspect are communist sympathizers.
This happened in the 50's, and everything turned out totally cool. Let's start naming names.
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Anyone who has called FTW or
Anyone who has called FTW or DeadCo a “money grab,” or anyone who has used the phrase, “humping Jerry’s corpse.”
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1.) John K.
1.) John K.
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Does this mean "In Phil We
Does this mean "In Phil We Trust" will start to appear on the currency? Or "one nation, on psychedelics" will be added to the pledge???
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Phil drives a Ferrari.
Phil drives a Ferrari. Obviously he's no Marxist.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Lance minimum goad Newberry
What's the difference between
What's the difference between a communist and a socialist?
I think I support one more than the other, but I wasn't paying attention in school that day so I'm not sure if I support either.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
And what about communist
And what about communist empathyzers? A greater threat in the long run?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
The real threat is Communist
The real threat is Communist Synthesizers! Sure, you think it's harmless now, but just you wait!!!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: VivalaSchwa
Commoogism
Awesome, Noodler
Commoogism
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
That communist synthesizer
That communist synthesizer killed 30 million people.
Never. Forget.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: steve.m
the communist jam never stops
the communist jam never stops
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
(No subject)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Imagine
It's funny.
It's funny.
Trump and libertarians wants to get rid of the State.
Communism gets rid of the State.
They should be Communists.
lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fam5wRXcoQE
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: MarkD
That MarkD guy claims to be a
That MarkD guy claims to be a Socialist, but sometimes I wonder........
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nugs
nugs
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ausonius
In the introduction, editor
In the introduction, editor Stéphane Courtois states that "Communist regimes... turned mass crime into a full-blown system of government." According to Courtois, the death toll amounts to 94 million. Courtois writes that Communist regimes are responsible for a greater number of deaths than any other political ideal or movement, including Nazism. The statistics of victims include deaths through executions, man-made hunger, deportations, and forced labor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Book_of_Communism
The most absolute Power, that is the communist U.S.S.R., China and preceding Mao guerrillas, Khmer Rouge Cambodia, Vietnam, and Yugoslavia, as well fascist Nazi Germany, account for near 128,000,000 of them, or 84 percent.
https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/DBG.CHAP1.HTM
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Those are staggering numbers.
Those are staggering numbers. Hopefully the college kids waving the ol' Sickle and Hammer in their "safe spaces" on campus, and the mouth breathing "southern pride" American Nazis protesting the removal of Confederate monuments can find some time away from being outraged on Twitter to educate themselves on the 20th century.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Imagine
Even though they called
Even though they called themselves Communist, their governments were anything but.
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2.) Floops
2.) Floops
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: le hammer
I think Floops makes a fair
I think Floops makes a fair claim.
>>>>Phil drives a Ferrari. Obviously he's no Marxist.<<<<
Is Phil's Ferrari not red?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: good at drinking water
>>> the death toll amounts
>>> the death toll amounts to 94 million. Courtois writes that Communist regimes are responsible for a greater number of deaths than any other political ideal or movement, including Nazism.
You get 94 million by apparently deciding to add up: 1) Russian Civil War (communist revolution); 2) Starvation in Russia during the great depression; 3) World War II (apparently, I could be wrong); 4) The Chinese civil war (communist revolution); and 5) miscellaneous other shit.
How many do you get if you consider religion, racism or simple hatred of other people?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timur
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transition_from_Ming_to_Qing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Lushan_Rebellion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungan_Revolt_(1862%E2%80%9377)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_and_conquests
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death_migration
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_conquest_of_the_Aztec_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_conquest_of_the_Inca_Empire
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_of_indigenous_peoples#Colonialism...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circassian_genocide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrocities_in_the_Congo_Free_State
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_I
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Wait. Are you rationalizing
Wait. Are you rationalizing the obscene death toll that Communist governments unleashed on their own people in the 20th century, Weird Steve?
Or is this just like a deep dive into the horror?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
85 degrees today
my eating partner is back in college
why the fuck not
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
That looks like commie
That looks like commie brisket.
J/k. Commies don't have any brisket.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
Come to the dark side !
Come to the dark side !
You have nothing to lose but your chains !
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
Workers of the World Unite !!
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I still wonder how they get
I still wonder how they get 94 million.
some interesting shit here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...
(This one has a combined 17 million for the Russian and Chinese communist revolutions)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...
(this one has the Ukrainian starvation (Holodomor) listed at about 9 million, and the Khmer Rouge at about 2 million)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...(politicides)
(this lists about 10 million in communist purges in Russia, China, and Cambodia.....with a fair amount of massacres of suspected communists in other nations...interesting reading)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...
(this has about 20 million deaths from forced labor in China after the communist revolution....and about 10 million from African slavery in America)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...
(this has some huge numbers from WWII but does not appear useful in adding up deaths associated with political movement, also seems to include much of the stuff from above? I dunno so I'm not adding any numbers from that one)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...
This one is interesting but seems to include stuff from above: It has Chinese Communists at 34 million, the Russian Communists at 20 million, (the Chinese Nationalists at 10 million), etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_b...
This one claims 40 to 50 million in various communist famines, but again, seems to be included in the above.
I get about 58 million from the above, but most of these estimates range widely, so 94 million is probably entirely consistent with the 58 million, depending on how you count.
I suppose my main point in response to all this hand-wringing about the evil bad communists is that:
1) China and Russia have a long history of massacres and famines.
2) Both empires were run by an elite that treated the mass of the population as slaves, thus creating real visceral hatred of the
perceivedoppressors.3) Both empires had raging ethic conflicts.
4) Given the long history of ethnic conflicts, famines, and massacres, it seems rather simplistic to claim that "communism" was all of a sudden to blame when both empires collapsed into civil war. (Again, the Chinese nationalists killed 10 million before Mao)
(Sorry for the bandwidth usage, I love history...this book was one of my textbooks as an undergrad, really boring in ways but really helped one understand why these revolutions occurred: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_and_Social_Revolutions .)
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Folks, please avert your eyes
Folks, please avert your eyes from the communist propaganda being shared in this thread.
I find the Batman meme to be particularly subversive.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
God bless the Brits, er, um,
God bless the Brits, er, um, uh oh!
https://www.facebook.com/LifeeStory/videos/1541007162647956/?hc_ref=ARQ6...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Limey bastards.
Limey bastards.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
I feel comfortable expanding
I feel comfortable expanding our list of dangerous dissidents to include Canadians as well.
Thoughts?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
"Blame Canada, Blame Canada"
"Blame Canada, Blame Canada"
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
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Maybe Communism can make a
Maybe Communism can make a come back in the 21st century?
Communism 2.1: This time without mass murder!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: nebulous nelly
I'm glad you brought up the
I'm glad you brought up the Canadians, Mark. We have never seriously addressed the threat a Canadian invasion. 90% of their population lives within 100 miles of an unsecure US border.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Exactly, OCLT.
Exactly, OCLT.
We should install mine fields baited with delicious poutine from Maine to Washington state.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board
China is still going hard
China is still going hard with the communism. 20 hr shifts makin’ iPhones, or else.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Indeed. Nothing says "workers
Indeed. Nothing says "workers of the world unite!" like the suicide nets installed around The People's iPhone Factory.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Where Does The Time Go?
that is merely the safety net
that is merely the safety net that communism affords all of it's people.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
It's a potent symbol of The
It's a potent symbol of The Revolution, LM.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: long live the dead
I believe it was silver and
I believe it was silver and my understanding is Jill made him sell it a few years back
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
3.) Jill Lesh
3.) Jill Lesh
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Workers of the World Unite !!
Workers of the World Unite !!<<
Individualists of the World Unite!!
Too. Fuggin A'.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call"
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: nebulous nelly
^i always preferred,
^i always preferred,
Dyslexics Untie!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
"China is still going hard
"China is still going hard with the communism. 20 hr shifts makin’ iPhones, or else."
China hasn't been Communist since before Mao died. they have stock market, now. THAT is not Communist.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Old Fart Message Board
Redneck, China is paving the
Redneck, China is paving the way for the neo-communist world. Not sure what planet you
seem to be living on but China is the gold standard of communism today.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
I'll just stick with the gold
I'll just stick with the gold!
(My "Treble Clef" nugget I dug 4 years ago)
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Fuck you! <<<< Awesome !
Fuck you! <<<< Awesome ! thanks Slacks.
Awesome too Noodler !
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Pipe Slingin'
"According to Karl Marx, the
"According to Karl Marx, the founder of Communism theory, Communism would be the cooperative society based on common ownership of the means of production. In this sense, China is no where near a typical Communist country."
https://www.quora.com/Is-China-still-a-communist-country-as-of-2017
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but the thoms of the world
but the thoms of the world are totally cool with SOCIALIZED CAPITALISM....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
America makes capitalism sexy!
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#Weprintinpaperbitches
#Weprintinpaperbitches
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look at all that "instinct
look at all that "instinct value"
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Amazing.
Amazing.
Say what you will about the genocide and slavery in America's past; at least we never had to drive around in those shitty communist compact cars from the 80's. No wonder they lost the Cold War.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Imagine
Mark, did you know that Jesus
Mark, did you know that Jesus was a Communist? Yes.
1. share with the poor
2. give the shirt off your back to the poor
3. no money changers in the temples
4. life is the temple
5. the poor again
6. love your neighbors and enemies
7. commune together (get along)
Thoughts?
Oh, and the Jews were the proto-libertarians. How do I know?
Their rules only apply to them.
More thoughts?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jelly roll
Is John K a zoner?
Is John K a zoner?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
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>>>Mark, did you know that
>>>Mark, did you know that Jesus was a Communist? Yes.
Perfect. Looks like we've got another commie name to add to our commie list.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skifurthur
Mark, did you know that Jesus
I tend to disagree. Since pure communism espouses an atheistic state, it stands to reason that Jesus was not down with that.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High
Jesus was a hippie, maaan!
Jesus was a hippie, maaan!
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>> Oh, and the Jews
>> Oh, and the Jews
>> More thoughts?
You need help bro
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: An organ grinder’s tune
what's the logistics involved
what's the logistics involved with getting watermelons to siberia?
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ned
ned
I think he secretly wants to nationalize all ski areas
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High
If the melons will not go to
If the melons will not go to Siberia, Siberia must go to the melons.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: An organ grinder’s tune
my co-worker has a board with
my co-worker has a board with a hammer and sickle.
another friend had a lenin head pipe we used to smoke out of.
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>You need help bro true dat
>You need help bro
true dat
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: MarkD
Love the flowchart Noodler.
Love the flowchart Noodler. Stealing that one.
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NEGMAN ... duh.
NEGMAN ... duh.
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Good call, Ned.
Good call, Ned.
I think we can safely name a few members of Viva Admin as well.
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I went on a class "trip" to
I went on a class "trip" to the USSR in 1986.
It was excellent, but I think we all left happy that we didn't live there.
Missed the spring tour for that one but it was worth it.
My buddy successfully smuggled out a real Russian "hammer and sickle" flag,
which came to me when he passed away.
And I saw the GD in Canada.
I must be a commie!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: St. Mark
Excellent, LCL.
Excellent, LCL.
I'm so pleased to see we've moved to a point where suspected communist dissidents are coming forward by their own volition.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
But are we sure about who's
But are we sure about who's really pulling the strings???
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: dj_easy_wind
Um, I work for WBAI, so I
Um, I work for WBAI, so I guess I should considered outed.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
REDio
REDio
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"Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."
Abraham Lincoln
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: skifurthur
Um, I work for WBAI, so I
Thank you for the best laugh I've had for a long time! Not only will the revolution be broadcast live on WBAI, they will probably run a contest for front row seats. :-)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High
However, the revolution will
However, the revolution will not be televised.
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"communism" lol
"communism"
lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba
Country Joe McDonald (and
Victims of the communist threat
Country Joe McDonald (and fresh fish???)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: dj_easy_wind
>>> Um, I work for WBAI, so I
>>> Um, I work for WBAI, so I guess I should considered outed.
Thank you for the best laugh I've had for a long time! Not only will the revolution be broadcast live on WBAI, they will probably run a contest for front row seats. :-) >>>
Touche, Ski!
To be frank, I think the 'Dew Crew' are Hippie-ideals Capitalists in reality. But I'm pretty sure working there at all gets you in some kind of file in DC, ha ha...