Zoner's I like

This will not do

Call the schoolmaster

its not you, its me

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 Hey Chile

I was sure this was a slacker thread

And if you think you're here to mess around,
You're making a big mistake,
Cause you're gonna find out the hard way,
You gonna find out the hard way.

The Hard Way 

Like omg!

which zoner do u like like THE most?!

Somebody took a beating? 

>>Take a beating around here 

impossible. this place is beyond wimpy.  the only beatings come from the erratic ban hammer

Zoning on VLZ is like taking a candle lit bubble bath. 

D-Stu got edited this weekend. 

zoners are pretty nice to me but then again....

***Phew***

Slacker, was his entire post edited, or was it just the name of the wrongfully accused?

Just the name. His puns are intact.

^that's somewhat reassuring

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....

People Try To Put Us Down
Just Because We Get Around...

My comments upon Zoroastrianism (sp.?) may be offensive to some,  but I would bet a Beer that none of the 8-10 Zoners here even clicked on a link to learn about the Z-religion;  predecessor of Christianity, Hinduism, Judaism and many more.

And like the Zone,  you can't just join,  or Marry in,  or convert.

So it is a similar scene,  but Thousands of Years older...  

Look it up.

(N.B.) I tried not to use any 'big words' in this post.

Before I give an opinion on the butt hurt, remind me, who do you like again?

An opinion on the butt hurt?

Some zoners have killed this place which was already in shambles.

Disco dogshit and Knot are top place contenders.

What's killed? Seems about the same as it was in December.

i am disappointed i didn't get to read a list of names

i give this thread a D for disappointing.

bump to a D+ for all the good zoners taking a beating in here.

We had more participants in Dec I would wager.

You think?

Last week I noticed that the top 30 threads were all about music, food, Jerry, etc. There wasn't one about another person or aimed at another person. It was very tame. Granted, most threads had few posts, but it was tame.

I'm sorry, 4winds. I'll stay out of the Jerry threads. 

play it cool, Knot

BK- weren't you arguing with a zoner who disagrees with you?  Mark?  Hard to keep track.

Naw. BK and I don't generally argue. 

Mr./Ms. 4Winds feels compelled to slur me with "Dogshit" epithets.  I'm almost amused,  but send a Gallon of Gasoline instead, if you please.  I can put that in the Lawn Mower.  So, it would be useful.  My account is at the WaWa Gas station on Rte. 537 under 'Disco Stu'.  Thanks in advance.  Or, don't sweat it.  Keep the Gas.

I agree with any person's right of free speech.  It's Guaranteed in the Constitution,  so let us not strangle our Rights,  whether we like Romaine Lettuce or Arugula, or Spinach.

However,  my feelings are that s/he would be a poor Luncheon Companion,  so there is no invitation for Lunch.  Maybe another time.

Hopefully animal control will remove the husky and give it to a loving family.  

>>>>Hopefully animal control will remove the husky and give it to a loving family.  

I had someone at phish tell me the same thing. They also said they only come hear to read "Mann Coulter's posts", which I soon deduced was the all red caps dude. 

Mr. or Mrs. JR  --

Please refrain from throwing your bizarre fantasies toward my Healthy,  Happy and Well-Cared for Dawg.  It comes across as an insult,  which is not Nice.

Everyone realizes that you had "issues"  in the past with pets & children,  and being not able to take care of them.  We all like to think you've grown beyond all that.

That was your deal,  not mine.  Please don't project your former malaise upon normal and functional members of Society,  OK .

Why use one word when 50 nonsensical mastubatory ones will do?

Does this dress make me look fat?

stu got a dog?

So to clarify, you think that Stu's innocuous and easy to ignore dog tales keep people away, as well as Slack's silly Board War?  

Can you please expand on that?

BrainK ,

I have had many communications saying "Please keep posting photos of the Pretty Hüsky;  that is the only thing worthwhile there any more."

So those who complain about Northern Dog topics are just cranky old folks who can't even maintain a Fish-Tank any more.

I understand that Constipation makes the Elderly cranky and so forth,  but there are remedies.  And then the Junkies are chronically constipated,  however that is their fault for choosing to be Dope addicts,  rather than find a Dog and take it for a Walk,  Run,  Swim,  Hike...

>Last week I noticed that the top 30 threads were all about music, food, Jerry, etc. There wasn't one about another person or aimed at another person. It was very tame. Granted, most threads had few posts, but it was tame.

and it is not working or bringing anyone back. Can we get back to the chaos, please

>>>>Slack's silly Board War?  

I'm waving the white flag. 

How many more months will viva survive?

I can see admin pulling the plug mid fall.

 midway thru '18 is my guess....generous, i know. 

This place needs some young talent. Hard to survive when most of the zonerz are over 50 possible retired with nothing better to do than post about some shit that happened years ago while they were burnt out. Also hard to keep going when Phil himself could be checked into a retirement home if he wanted to. Am I right or am I right, Voodoo? Also, the politics talk has just gotten so boring. It's almost like a yelp for politics website.

There's nothing better than zoning when you can zone. 

Thanks for starting the thread, Timp. 

I tried to recruit a friend of mine, he might be lurking. He has good stories, like "I remember the first human eye I found."

Maybe a deeper selection of colorful fonts would give this place a much needed jump start?

What this joint needs is fat rails of blow, cheap whiskey and some Skynard.

A lil whiskey rock and roller?

This morning I heard that coke imports are at an all time high.

So in 5:52  Dog photo,  you can see that  B&W Husky is looking somewhat uncomfortable.  (Black & White)

In the foreground,  my Dawg nuzzles her to help Chill out,  but She is new to the Sled-Dawg scene, anxious,  and just having no part of it.

That one Girl Husky just stopped cold on that training Run,  sat down and said  "I'm not doing this."  Maybe a 1/4 mile into the trail.

We took Her off the line,  and I tethered Her to my mtn. bike and rode back to base camp & Her owner.  She liked running with a mtn. bike,  but not the Sled-Dawg Team scenario.

I loaned them my mtn. bike with Dawg rig,  and they went a few miles on the trails.  So they all had Fun.

To me,  it's a bunch of Harmless Fun,  and the Hounds have a Blast.  You get a half-dozen or so Hüskies together to run those 'Sleds'  and they HOWL in unison, sing the Sled-Dawg Song,  and have them Selves quite a Time.

Quite a unique form of Dope,  yet Family - Friendly 

But,

Never mind.  I got distracted for a moment.

This thread is about Lynyrd Skynyrd  & Whiskey,  not sled - dawgs.

Stu, I was wondering if you got the Ty-Dye I mailed you.

Bart and Patrick who are both out west shot me an email, saying they had got it.

Welcome to the Machine! You all is good Borgs....

Oh look, another post by the crybaby who needs his buddy to start a butt hurt white knight thread.

Lol, you're quite funny ATG, but you're not very good at being a kind Viva citizen. Where is your deep seated hostility coming from? Were you nursed or formula fed as a baby?

Odysseus --

Thank you Kind Sir,  I think it is there at the Post Office.  The other day I had a Canary - colored card (too large for box) in the PO box.  The post office isn't very big.  After 4:30 PM they shut the window,  but leave the door open until 5 PM or so.  So you can grab the envelopes from the PO box, but not speak with the Postal Dude.

Divide --

Your post of 10:23  seems almost fascinating. Who(m) is crybaby Whight Night again ??

I miss a lot of funny stories here.  If it's me, let me know,  and I will try to refrain from weeping in the near future.  Alas,  it's always Death, Taxes or Weddings that cause me to weep 

What did ya dream?

Its alright...we told ya what to dream.....

I ask why Zonahs aren't happy here? Is it because there is less trolling, less insulting posts, less drama, no sock puppets, less name calling etc.. Just because you got used to all of the BS flying on PZ & found it entertaining doesn't mean that that's the way a message board is supposed to be. I think that is what happened and some of us are now longing for & looking for that same type of abusive entertainment here...just a thought. Also, if you're bored with what Zonahs are posting then post something yourself that you think would be interesting,