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House where family of 4 died sells in days for $700,000 over asking

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/san-francisco-house-where-family-181...

You have to step over a pile of shit on Market 

Tu lan is STILL open

BART stops in the tunnel

Naked Bike riders pass you by

The Embarcadero is full of tourists

 

There's flowers in their hair & Fentanyl in the air

You walk up the hill after Vezuvios and realize you're in the most beautiful city in the US

Well, it is a really nice house.

Love the Vesuvios comment, so true! 

..when your compact rental car is 4 inches longer than most of the available parking spaces on the street, especially out in the Avenues.

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49 Square Miles Surrounded By Reality

~ Paul Kantner