when you join .net for shitposting and then learn the most active posters are candyfrog and a sock puppet

lol. it's a dumpster fire.

It's like a bunch of prisoners exchanging rotted hooch and pinner cigs.

:) :) :) :) :) 

this thread is too classy for me

Nice of Guy-iT-all to make that post from his vacation in a foreign country. 

Nothing oddball about that at all. Dude’s gotta stay on top of the drama.   

 I’m on vacation with my wife, you folks aren’t on my mind. Just saying...

Waiter!

People who post while vacationing are the worst.  Right, Gravy?

What else shouldn’t people post while doing?

Skipper, I don't like you but freddyfrog will probably felch you if you continue to "play" with the big boys. 

>>Skipper, I don't like you 

OK, then...coulda said so when I invited you for a sail when you were posting from vacation in my hometown.  

But good to know...

Slacker that sick sexual commentary is against the mission statement and rules of Vivala.

Skipper still gives me advice. He really wants a little brother. 

<<<Nice of Guy-iT-all to make that post from his vacation in a foreign country

Yeah, there is so much other pressing stuff going on between mai tais here at the pool to type 5 words.

Clown.

I continue to appreciate your attention, though.

Love knowing I'm all up in your skull and really rub you the wrong way.

Mad at Good Headlight for posting while on vacation.  Mad at Slacker for not posting while on vacation.

What a mess.

I’d like us all to take a step back, breathe and find solace in the common ground. I think that we, whether here or there, can agree on one thing: this social experiment is an unmitigated failure.

Peace.

Drumspace is accidentally starting more threads than anyone on that site. 

Hoover clueless. Nothing new. 

I have a little brother already. He’s cooler than you, Slax. 

Enjoy the game, or not. I’ll be there tomorrow, but won’t be posting here. 

>>>>>>’ll be there tomorrow

Don’t get tossed out again

>>>>>but won’t be posting here. 

Thanks for letting us know.

Try not to get tossed out of drug band concerts for drugs, dork.

<<<but won’t be posting here. 

phew.

I'm not watching the series. It's a good time to hit the links. The winds are just right. 

Thanks for the advice Skip.

So glad I can be part of Guy's vacation, giving his noggin a floggin

Take a picture of your Dodger Dog. 

late for your nonexistent tee time, not friend.

<<<glad I can be part of Guy's vacation,

don't flatter yourself. you're really not. 

No drama for the skipper lol

Third times the charm, smitten Guy. I’m waaay with you. 

Keep VivalaZoning at me from your vacation. 

What's the score? 

I dont know iyouve noticed or not, but I haven't been addressing you unless you start with me for about 5 months now.

You are useless.

This is on you pal.

#Lurky-loos

4...

as if I’ve addressed your dumb conspiracy ass in those same months...tell us more about the second shooter in Vegas, kook. Or how about what you read on the Internet about Rob Reiner? You’re the dumb joke around here. Not too hard to believe Nazi’s took over your town. 

Gravy is the Charlie Sheen of the zone.  Totally winning.

Skipper, have you ever ziplined over a jungle or gotten a hot stone massage from some poor chica? 

Of course I have done both. And if Guy knew any better he’d be doing the same instead of posting in this shitpost thread. 

Bon soir.

Change your strain or take a break for a few minutes; a passel of you are posting like you're somewhere else. Post about the topic, not the other guy.

Is it ok to post about the other guy if the other guy is the topic?

Asking for a friend.

Are vacation questions allowed? 

Where did you indulge in the luxurious life, skipper? 

Dodger Dogs are good.

(Sorry admin, I know this thread isn't about hot dogs)

>Drumspace is accidentally starting more threads than anyone on that site. 

Shitty 80s shows?

Have a good time at the game Gravy.

Hello, gang.

I guessed there might be some low effort, shit-quality nicknames being tossed around in here.

Looks like that's more or less accurate.

<<<And if Guy knew any better he’d be doing the same 

waaay ahead of you as usual.

it still blows my mind people think this takes any effort or real time.

...

>it still blows my mind people think this takes any effort or real time.

Not mine. 

g-train go get a gelato. you're gettin' lapped.

it's really hot.

i went to the 68 degree water. chillin'

buddy gave me live rosin from his home grow organic. wow man, like mangos....

dodgers win

shits good.

>>a passel of you are posting like you're somewhere else.

No, it’s pretty much the same people posting the same way they always do. 

You can always count on people to be who they are.

Or, you can’t get people to be who they are not.

I'm not in the business of changing people.

That's a fools errand.

On that we agree.

((theotherguy))

>>>>>>>>a passel of you are posting like you're somewhere else.

No, it’s pretty much the same people posting the same way they always do. <<<<<

Brian, I’m thinking of adopting you’re nameless callout technique.  

Man some people sure got upset about Guy saying .net is garbage.

Is that how you do it or is that not vague enough?

Man, some people sure do get upset.

Period.

Absolutely, some people even start five threads on one message board talking about another displaying how upset they are.

 >>>>>when you join .net for shitposting

There's your problem right there.

Some people are mean. Some are stupid, but we’re all Zoners.  Why do you want to separate people into sub-groups?

Some are mean and stupid.

Back on topic here; check out this gem from thephilzone.net

drumsspace

 Post subject: Re: Fare Thee Well emal from Viva Admin

PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:14 pm 

Joined: Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:08 pm

Posts: 14

Viva is full of douche bags and assholes. Never going back to that piece of shit

>>Brian, I’m thinking of adopting you’re nameless callout technique.  

You got me all wrong, Timmy, no call-out at all. You, me, whomever...we are all Zoners, and none of the shit in this thread was any different than the norm. I truly believe that, and it's not an indictment of anyone.

So, if anything, I was calling out Admin for thinking that their social engineering has created the utopia that they want and may even think they have.

I don't give a shit who says what about who, and where. Anyone who lurks can tell you that I stay out of all the "board wars" crap, and I don't shit-talk people who aren't there.

Your strain is my strain which is your strain....the unending circle of Vivas.

i say fuck judit and the rest of admin. i know for a fact they pick and choose who to ban based off of whom they like more. 

lava can actually save this place, not sure why he doesn't. 

>>>>>>>Anyone who lurks can tell you that I stay out of all the "board wars" crap, and I don't shit-talk people who aren't there.

lol, do you really believe that?  Because you do post in every single one of those threads.  Usually a veiled callout and then a statement about how you're above all of it.

Pretty much just like in this thread.

Is the irony that the first post I make in weeks is directly followed by a Shamey Finger from 73 lost on anyone?

A lot of irony seems lost on you.

Also, you're the only one who knows you haven't posted in weeks.

It was lost on me.

Dude, you're missing the point. I'm definitely not above it, and I do post in these threads. I don't however, post about people who aren't there. My posting here is the same useless crap as I've been posting for years, the same crap that has made me a "fallen Zoner." It has zero to do with some silly Board War.

>>>>I don't however, post about people who aren't there.

Me neither.  Who's doing that?  Are you talking about here or at .net?

And, for what it's worth, I have ZERO beefs with anyone. If people don't like me, I really couldn't give 2 shits.

>>>>>And, for what it's worth, I have ZERO beefs with anyone. If people don't like me, I really couldn't give 2 shits.

I get that.  You've long been one of my favorite posters.  You're able to roll with the punches, have a good time, and not get all emotionally involved like certain people

(See how I used certain people? I'm learning).

>>Are you talking about here or at .net?

Edited because I read it wrong.

It's the same here and there. It is what it is. There's no moral high ground. It's just a party!

Just from what I saw over there when .net first started all it had were threads complaining about Viva or individual Zoners.  And if that's not what you're into I don't see what that place has to offer.

Is it a smorgasbord of intellectual discussion now?

You guys are so serious. Jesus! 

Lighten up, Sandy baby.

*irony*

More like a $3.99 all you can eat Chinese lunch buffet.

The buffet here is $5.99, and it comes with bottomless soda.

>>Is it a smorgasbord of intellectual discussion now?

You mean like this place is?

Star bellies!

Six, are you posting on the philzone.net as drumsspace?

Mark, I'm on vacation right now. I'm not even posting. These are not the droids you are looking for.

>>>>You mean like this place is?

No.  That’s not what I meant. 

What I meant was 90% Of the threads at .net were just people whining about Viva.  I assume that’s still the case there and it’s not so much here.

6, you’re the only one here suggesting you’re better than anyone else with your Dr Suess analogy.

>>>>You mean like this place is?

yeah. This place. We got my threads, Stu's stuff, adjacents, tangents, cosmic vibes, birthdays, politics, Phil's November tour stuff, emails from taper rob to Judit warming up the stream content. It goes on and on and on. Did I mention what I'm listening to? 

See, the content don't stop over here. Take your shoes off. Chill. Discuss

There's a great one about "favorite fruit," and a rocker about me having "bitch power."

Don't underestimate it!

do they talk about me?

(((certain people)))

Many of the people in this thread lurk and post there, Turtle. You should go and seek your own answers.

Better step up your "bitch power", turtle.

thanks, i'm actually not really interested.

good day 6er. hope you have a good maple syrup season

Sixer isn't in Vermont. Sixer isn't even here. Sixer is playing it off like he's 'transcended,' man.

Lol

And buenos dias, Tortuga.

((((Maple margaritas))))

6er, didn't you hear? 

"certain people" say you are a loser if you post on the internet when on vacation....

Daylight is slacking on the Trump pics.

I am transcended, man. Listening to Trane now. Trane and waves sound nice.

>>>>>>>> We got my threads

lololol

This thread blows Chonks.  Too bad he's not here to appreciate that.

I appreciate it, Dave

6 lurkers at net right now. Because of The Who's Online feature one can see that. Who else is going to lurk at net but Viva posters who have not registered? Seriously? Who the fuck else would lurk at net? All the idiots are already registered and are not shown as "guests".  Honestly - no one else is lurking at a bunch of idiots - no one outside of Viva posters would even care. The public at large does not care.

The public at large cares not a whit about Viva as well, I'm sure.

What is a whit, anyway?

Is it the chip that falls when you whittle?

>>>> All the idiots are already registered and are not shown as "guests". 

When you view it, does it consider you a guest or registered idiot? 

A whit is a bit.

Lurkers on either side are equally giving a whit but won't commit.

Whether registered or not, or logged in or not, I am forever an idiot. 

Don't you forget that, Slack. Ever!

Slacker -  the idiots, like myself for example, are all registered and their handles are shown when they are online - lurkers are shown as guests. 

>I say fuck judit and the rest of admin. i know for a fact they pick and choose who to ban based off of whom they like more. 

They must like you biggley 

Six is our new go-between to the garbage zone.

I'm looking forward to putting our little gopher to work.

Wasn't someone recently saying that posting on multiple philzone spinoff webites is crazy and a sign of addiction?

Can anybody remember who that was?  Because they were totally right.

Dr. Phil?

<<<<>>>>They must like you biggley

one of em does, correct. 

>>>>>>one of em does, correct. 

I like ya too.  That probably scores ya some huge points.

Not really, Timmy. I’m just looking for some fun. It’s kind of beat in both places a lot of the time, but there are always gems to be found. I think of it as diversifying my portfolio.

Yeah I could never get away with one tenth of your mouth lol

Drumsspace? 

Fetch me my trollin' keyboard. I'd like to address my detractors on thephilzone.net 

You want me to proxy post on net for you, sir?

Is six drumsspace 

lol

Indeed, Six.

I'm typing up a list of my demands in ALL CAPS now. 

i like ya too, timmy.

^^i hear you, and i agree, brochacho.

i am sure i'll get the boot for that now, as i was given a viva timeout for calling thom a scumbag piece of shit recently. lol. feels gross typing viva timeout...ha  

anyway-made some cannabis blueberry muffins yesterday, so good. they get ya really high, who wants some? 

olive sandwiches 2020 @ gmail

You might want to do your demands in cut up news print. It’s more impactful that way.

Would you be offended if I put ketchup on the muffin?

U used to live in Philadelphia? Would have loved to talk shop with ya.

Poor sixer. Haha

briank haha no! 

after the first muffin you may find yourself putting ketchup on anything and everything:)

heybrochacho 

philly head, yes. i will be back, that is my home.

and we def should still talk shop-all my people are in the city, so i'm there. 

you're in philly? 

So, the other day I scored a few Boyden Beef New York strip steaks, on sale for $6.99 lb. The fucking things were so tough that I almost  had to put ketchup on them, just to help them slide down. I just powered through it instead, no lube.

between Allentown and Scranton 

Brochaco clearly has the hots for me. Could he be more eager?

^^oh cool. 

lol briank, that's....tough. strip ain't my fav cut, but should be tender at least. 

I don’t  even know you stupid first name here you real zoner.

go talk about me with your other buddies 

.net = BBBBWWWWWHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA  

Here's my favorite Trump picture of the year. Thank you Mike Kite - abberrant art - http://aberrantart.com/ 

Here's another one that I like that Mike Kite did! It's titled "Very Fine People"

http://aberrantart.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Very-Fine-People-WEBPo...

I like this one too! It's titled "Refugee Crisis" http://aberrantart.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Refugee-CRISIS-1600.jpg

Lines in the sand.

"Transcended."

Lol

Slacker, why did you change your handle to Thom?

Pyramid, you live in VT, right?

slacker's halloween handle is the scariest of all. winner! 

yes, bk. 

Because I can, Jaz. 

Brochacho -  if you don't want to admit to your crush on me, then stop referring to me in your posts.  It's not rocket science. 

Yeah Brochacho!

lol

Timmy knows, but, then again, he’s a rocket scientist.

lol

For the record

Note the date 

drumsspace

 Post subject: Re: brochacho trying to give us props!!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2017 4:12 pm 

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Posts: 14

There are few who outdo brochacho at being a complete moron.

 

For the record, Brochacho’s feelings are hurt.

Stop making up stories 6

> Re: brochacho trying to give us props!!!<<

which group do you identify with Mc6er?

Six'r has been throwing a lot of shade over on thephilzone.net

Yes, St. Lurker, just an absolute ungodly amount - and apparently the part where I pointed out that brochacho is a moron is not sitting well with him.

I am not a number, I am a free man, Turtle. You knew that. 

If 6
Turned out to be 9...

I don't need to lurk, Six. I've attained internet omnipotence; like in that movie The Lawnmower Man.

That is too cool, I’m sincerely jealous.

i don't necessarily think you are....

zippy seems a little out of control over there.

Mark, I will now see this picture in my mind whenever I read your posts.

I don’t necessarily think you are either, Turtle. 

well played.

Also - when was Zippy ever under control?

>>>Mark, I will now see this picture in my mind whenever I read your posts

Perfect. The Lawnmower Man is clearly on the verge of madness in that pic. I like it.

I’m glad my posts at net have gotten the proper attention that they deserved. And I do mean proper. lol

Let's explore this further, Six. This is a safe space.

Where did Viva hurt you?

Point to the spot on the doll where Viva touched you.

just want to point out I came up with the "candyfrog" moniker when ed and the ham man were dark starring their way through the dusty handles of the pz past. I thought it was a crappy nickname myself at the time but it figures frog would have adopted it.

who loves ya candyman68? 

>>>>I thought it was a crappy nickname myself at the time

As you well know sometimes the worst nicknames stick, Asscheeks.

The best part of ole 3.2 giving you that nickname was his bizzare explination of how he came up with it.  Syphillitic for sure.

I'm pretty sure the ruddy faced oilman also subsequently started calling the frog candyass. dude posted about more man ass than wof ever did.

lol

Only naked ass selfie in Philzone history was posted by Timmy "ER" Hoover.

Hoover has obviously set up a permanent base camp in G'stain's head.

Gravy the nickname game isn’t your strong suit despite how hard you try.

Hoov(ER) is much better.

Has Gravy ever stuck the landing on a nickname?

I don’t think so.

Maybe he’ll tell you different when he stops by to post the potted plant pic he stole from RRG, and make a Mr Mom joke.

What else is new. 
 

Hey Tapecat.  Just the man Iwanted to talk to.  I've got an idea for a graphic novel to run by you about Phil Lesh stealing the life force of those he jams with.  That's why he's moved on to younger less experienced players.  Every show takes a few months off Graham's life but makes him a slightly better guitar player, it's a pretty messed up crossroads/highlander type deal.

He has his son Brian and child locked in some sort of suspended animation gel at the Lesh mansion as back up batteries.

I fully support this project.

i've been saying for years that there's a whole gold mine of Jamband related fan fiction graphic novels that could b made.

Hahahaha now that's a thought!