in all honesty i love nitrous but wont do single balloons or whippets anymore...once youve had a full tank to yourself and a big bottle of sublingual b12 there is no going back, its a totally different experience
Swing by the dairy aisle when shopping and grab 2 large cans of whipped cream. Generic or name brand, makes no difference. As you are strolling/shopping lean on the handle of your cart and slowly and steadily remove the plastic tamper proof caps. Stash the caps on a shelf, preferably behind some merchandise so they will not be easily seen
Now make your way to the frozen food department. I tend to stay away from the ice cream and frozen pizza sections, they seem to be crowded at times. I like the veggie area, frozen vegetables suck and as we all know Americans are not as much into healthy foods as fatty foods. Pick a door that is in the middle of at least 2 other doors. Open doors A and C, hold open for up to a full minute. This will fog up the doors so no one can look in and see any suspicious activities. Now open door B in the middle and put your upper body in the freezer with the whip it cans. Blow the first one fast. hold as long as possible and then chase it with the second can. Toss your cans in the back, wipe your mouth with your sleeve to rid any cream from your face and lean heavily back onto your cart while still holding in the second can of gas.
Do not fall !!! this will raise suspicions from employees and shoppers. It is a good idea to "wedge" your cart into a wall or corner till the effects of the gas subside. It is the only way to grocery shop. Remember mushrooms. LSD and/or opiates will enhance this experience immensely.
Right before the '90 Autzen shows I was caught, red-handed at the Safeway on West 18th imbibing
the reddi-whip in the dairy aisle and was summarily booted from said Grocery Store
with a stern warning to never return upon penalty of arrest and prosecution....
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i'm not to old for that but
i'm not too old for that but it has been awhile
Stay YOUNG All Life Long !
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Sure, I'm going through my
Sure, I'm going through my second mid-life crisis. Why not?
Where do you put it?
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Man up and just steal one to
Man up and just steal one to do in the privacy of your trailer. Fuck sake
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in all honesty i love nitrous
in all honesty i love nitrous but wont do single balloons or whippets anymore...once youve had a full tank to yourself and a big bottle of sublingual b12 there is no going back, its a totally different experience
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Sure, I'm going through my
Sure, I'm going through my second mid-life crisis. Why not?
Where do you put it?<<<<
My friend stashes them in the Baby aisle, behind the diapers.
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Been a while for me, but I'll
Been a while for me, but I'll tell 'ya, if you buy it to eat you have to test the can first.
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Hippie crack at least it's
Hippie crack at least it's not from the auto shop!
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It's a tragedy man, a damn tragedy
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It's simple.
It's simple.
Swing by the dairy aisle when shopping and grab 2 large cans of whipped cream. Generic or name brand, makes no difference. As you are strolling/shopping lean on the handle of your cart and slowly and steadily remove the plastic tamper proof caps. Stash the caps on a shelf, preferably behind some merchandise so they will not be easily seen
Now make your way to the frozen food department. I tend to stay away from the ice cream and frozen pizza sections, they seem to be crowded at times. I like the veggie area, frozen vegetables suck and as we all know Americans are not as much into healthy foods as fatty foods. Pick a door that is in the middle of at least 2 other doors. Open doors A and C, hold open for up to a full minute. This will fog up the doors so no one can look in and see any suspicious activities. Now open door B in the middle and put your upper body in the freezer with the whip it cans. Blow the first one fast. hold as long as possible and then chase it with the second can. Toss your cans in the back, wipe your mouth with your sleeve to rid any cream from your face and lean heavily back onto your cart while still holding in the second can of gas.
Do not fall !!! this will raise suspicions from employees and shoppers. It is a good idea to "wedge" your cart into a wall or corner till the effects of the gas subside. It is the only way to grocery shop. Remember mushrooms. LSD and/or opiates will enhance this experience immensely.
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Spoken like a true pro, T.
Spoken like a true pro, T.
Lol
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Back in high school I worked
Back in high school I worked the dairy department of a grocery store. No can of whipped cream hit the shelves untouched.
In retrospect, that was pretty scummy of us, what with the germs and all. We didn't think about that stuff back then.
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Right before the '90 Autzen
Right before the '90 Autzen shows I was caught, red-handed at the Safeway on West 18th imbibing
the reddi-whip in the dairy aisle and was summarily booted from said Grocery Store
with a stern warning to never return upon penalty of arrest and prosecution....