Watch out for Silent But Deadly (virus) Farts
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So if you can smell a fart, I guess it means a methane or sulfur "fecal" molecule has made it thru clothing, out into the air, and up into your nose.
If virus particles are expelled along with these smelly molecules, doesn't that present a health risk?
Someone needs to start marketing "ass masks."
Whenever concerts start back up, such gear could prove mandatory when standing in a crowd.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandrasternlicht/2020/04/02/why-you-shou...
https://nypost.com/2020/04/03/scientists-say-covid-19-can-come-from-aero...
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when i go to standing room
when i go to standing room only concerts and take acid, i get alot of back pain, and especially during the second set or towards the end it can get pretty bad, so i often just kneel on the ground for awhile in the spot im standing, so i dont lose my spot in the crowd but also can get off my feet, and when i do this im always at ass level with everyone around me, and im tripping balls and i cant stop thinking about all the farts, so many farts down there
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alan did you draw that pic in
alan did you draw that pic in ms paint?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R
Ha no Larry - I steal most of
Ha no Larry - I steal most of my pics. I am constantly surprised that you can google an obscure image of Hippie Farting and something relevant and amusing comes up.
You should wear a shirt with this logo at your next show:
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Of course, if everyone around
Of course, if everyone around you is waving their hands in front of their faces and making pained expressions, but you're not smelling anything, it may be a sign that you've lost your sense of smell and are displaying COVID-19 symptoms. You may want to consult your physician.
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Weird, I was thinking about
Weird, I was thinking about the same thing when walking the dog today.
I'd guess that you can keep sniffing the farts of strangers and family and friends. From what I've read, the virus is present in the upper respiratory system, which your rectum is not a part. Fart at will...
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No Ned ... read that Forbes
No Ned ... read that Forbes article.. In China, people living in apartment buildings got it thru the sewer ventilation system. No shit.
With all those people hording cans of beans, I smell trouble.
When questioned about the issue, Jarod Kushner said, " Hmmm, ass masks, erh? Maybe my brother in law can start researching this using my day-old diapers and I can grant him exclusive manufacturing rights."
Ivanka responded, "I really don't know anything about it....rich girls don't fart."
Bernie remarked," What? Everyone farts. It feels good. Everyone has a right to fart."
Biden replied, "Hey stinkybro --- in the 70s I passed the first gas in Congress... I mean gas bill."
Donald declared, "Farts? I'm so full of shit I don't even smell farts. I'm a genius."
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Chinese farts come out
Chinese farts come out sideways. Fact.
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Well, shit.
Well, shit.
https://www.foxnews.com/science/covid-19-transmitted-via-aerosolized-fec...
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I wasn't shittin ya, Ned. I
I wasn't shittin ya, Ned. I would never do that. That would be a crappy thing to do.
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Aerosolized Feces would not
Aerosolized Feces would not be a good band name.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Philzone Refugee
A Mighty Foul Wind
A Mighty Foul Wind
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The Flatulent Five
The Flatulent Five
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R
Noodler, if that ever happens
Noodler, if that ever happens, ya gotta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wro3bqi4Eb8
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Pretty sure that digestive
Pretty sure that digestive acids would kill any virus in a person. And what you are smelling in a fart is mostly terpenes etc.
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Mark it's in the shit
Mark it's in the shit according to that article. Unbelievable but true.
New research from China indicates that the novel coronavirus is also spread by fecal-oral transmission, not just by respiratory droplets or environmental contact.
Hong Shan, MD, PhD, of Fifth Affiliated Hospital, Sun Yat-sen University, in Zhuhai, Guangdong Province, and colleagues noted that the gastrointestinal tract is a welcoming environment for the virus, also known as severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) CoV-2. "Our immunofluorescent data showed that the ACE2 protein, which has been proved to be a cell receptor for SARS-CoV-2, is abundantly expressed in the glandular cells of gastric, duodenal, and rectal epithelia, supporting the entry of SARS-CoV-2 into the host cell," the team wrote.
https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/85315
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There's a band called The
There's a band called The Stinky Puffs.
Remember when Frank Zappa sampled the witness testimony for the PMRC hearings for the FZ vs.The Mothers Of Prevention album?
The original clip from the hearings:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4525867/user-clip-us-senate-hears-mentors...
FZ vs. The MOP' "Porn Wars":
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-KZyg75RljA
Frank Zappa on Nite Flite, 1985:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ocLsd-Vnr0
FZ would have had a field day with the Trump administration. Maybe Dweezil could do a Porn Wars styled mash-up of the White House daily press briefings.
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Then there were The Fartz,
Then there were The Fartz, one of the first Hardcore Punk bands from Seattle, who signed to the Dead Kennedys' Alternative Tentacles label and did multiple tours up and down the West Coast with the DK's and Vancouver, B.C.'s D.O.A.
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Bet this was a fun show.
Bet this was a fun show. Three bands for $5. I think DSO was over $30 last time I saw them at the Showbox. Yeah, yeah...inflation.
More about The Fartz:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fartz