Vegan Leather

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Is this a new marketing ploy to get top dollar for cheap, plastic shoes?

Vegan leather my ass - it's pleather!

But, but...Naugahyde is classy shit. Vegan leather is just a ploy!

things that grind vermonters' gears

What is Uranus, Alex?

A gassy planet??

 

Or..what is a gassy planet

My Nauga is in the pasture as we speak. Just waiting for it to come to full size - then it's off to the slaughterhouse.

I'm all in a favor of a primarily vegan diet but if you're freaky enough to eat leather might as well just go with the real thing.

From Wiki:

Naugahyde was obtained from the skin of an animal called a "Nauga". The claim became an urban myth.[3] The campaign emphasized that, unlike other animals, which must typically be slaughtered to obtain their hides, Naugas can shed their skin without harm to themselves
 

All right Naugie! No slaughterhouse for you!

This was my first Nauga -  I had no idea!

And yes, there’s somethin' you can send back to me
Vegan boots of Vegan leather

 

Missed it by that much, Zimmy.

 . . . shiny whip of pleather . . .

Hey, thut the door! I'm pleathering mythelf!