US Navy: Penis in sky drawn by jet trail was 'unacceptable'

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US Navy officials have said it was "absolutely unacceptable" that one of their pilots used a jet's contrail to draw a penis in the sky.

The phallic outline over Okanogan County in the western US state of Washington provoked much mirth online.

But commanders at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island did not see the funny side and have ordered an inquiry.

A spokesman for the airbase confirmed that the aircraft involved was one of its Boeing EA-18G Growlers.

WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.

The jet specialises in electronic warfare and can travel at nearly twice the speed of sound.

Spokesman Thomas Mills told the BBC: "From a Navy standpoint, we do hold our aircrew to the highest standards and this is absolutely unacceptable.

"It has zero training value and the aircrew is being held accountable."

The Federal Aviation Administration, a government agency that regulates US airspace, told local TV station KREM 2 that the manoeuvre did not appear to pose a safety risk and they "cannot police morality".

Plenty of onlookers on the ground were amused by Thursday afternoon's sky doodle.

 

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Tax dollars at work. Impressive.  Cue up Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone"

That is awesome and I’ll gladly kick in a few extra tax dollars for some more navy dirty sky art. Hell yeah. 

And here I am thinking it was an ad for Arbys...   Arbys!!!  

It actually is more Arby-ish than penoid.  
Possibly the Arby's chain bribed the Naval Airplane folks with a Yearly subscription of free Snacks.

I had a Sandwich there a few years ago,  and thought it was more like Gravy Train dog-food compared to actual Roast Beef.

But the Horseradish sauce was really OK.

I can't remember the last time I ate there,  but I have had their Horsey sauce at a friends house, and that was quite stimulating, almost like giant gaseous penisiness

What did the expect? this is Trump's Navy, and where else were you expecting his leadership to guide us.

>>> And here I am thinking it was an ad for Arbys...   Arbys!!!  

 

i thought it was for Dairy Queen, cause those nuts are crushed on that banana split.

Louis CK has a pilot's license?

It's a sign that  American might and masculinity are  fleeting and just a slight breeze in the winds of time will erase any trace....

"Goin' up to the penis in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I fly..."

I wonder what the hipster's take on this is.

Is there a hipster in the house here at Viva?

 

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I am offended by wisps of cloud in the sky.

Chem trail theorists say there is spunk raining down to earth.

>>skyjunk

lol

Airliners And F-15s Involved In Bizarre Encounter With Mystery Aircraft ...

3 days ago - Something quite out of the ordinary occurred in the skies over Oregon on October 25th, 2017. A mystery aircraft was flying in daylight hours among the steady stream of airliners that traverse from south to north, between locales in California and Nevada and cities like Portland and Seattle and beyond.

 

The perp?

Maybe the Navy was paging that Ateix kid.

'Cuz that's a dick.

Looks like a top-hat to me.

 

Actually, kinda resembles Roy Moore's hat in some recent editorial cartoons.

In which case, it's still about a dick.

The balls do look like a hat brim.

Or if a witch decided the pointy look was out this year. That top pic, anyway.  Next one not so much.

I drove by an " Arby's "  location just the other day.  It's the one on rte. 38 near Lumberton.

After carefully looking at the signage,  my artistic opinion is that those jet-trails look like Arby's logo.

However,  I will not discount the possibility of Arby's  logo - design - division appropriating Penoid symbolism.

One Hu-person's  Cow - Boy hat is another Hu-person's  phallic symbol.