Is Tulsa Chris ever coming back?

A permaban is weak sauce, you can also add Ed to that list.

As I understand it, Tulsa is dealing with some family matters right now. Last I heard his Grandfather was nearing the end.

He said he didn't want to come back. Go talk to Eddie about it. 

The irony is that Dise has become about as shitty a Zoner as anyone. 

He found irony while fracking....or so i heard

i say let the little fracker back in. at least he's not a white supremacist like thom. 

This dude is like Trump with his popularity contests 

no ban, no wall, equality for all

You can all go talk to him if you join the crew at butthurtzone.net. 

http://thephilzone.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=227

Slack spends more time over there than does anyone.

That's not really saying much, Brian. It's​ crickets and tumbleweeds over there.

Slack's lurking scares them off.

>>>scares them off

It's the NoTzone? 

Is that why you're there so much?

Good Zoners, bad Zoners, low t, no t...Jesus, it really is middle school.

I had so much T in middle school it was ridiculous.

I taught middle school. Fucking craziness!

>>>The irony is that Dise has become about as shitty a Zoner as anyone. 

Become?, how about always been...

Banning Eddie right before a Phil run is a terrible idea when we have ticket drops happening, just terrible. The dude contributes more to this place than most here just with the ticket announcements. Permaban? really.

Why would Tulsa want to come back and put up with the sickening popularity contest and get banned for trivial things repeatedly.

Do you know how Windows works? Eddie is a click away. 

And you can share his thoughts on race and sex anytime. 

Slacker is askeered of Tulsa, Eddie, and the rest. Needs them in their own little box. 

https://www.vivalazone.org/other-stuff/folksy

Isn't Foghorn the one to ask?

The only one to see Tulsa in person, no?

please do not add me to any list jr. maybe a quick juant to hawaii or somewhere vitamin D rich?

Who's Tulsa Chris?

Another Zoner who I haven't seen in a while is Dead Dead. He probably got banned for posting one too many clown pictures of Obama. Censorship at its finest.

Bring back Tulsa.

Dead dead was a sock imo.

Too bad everyone can't just come back and start from scratch and not have all the bravado bs all the time.

Will he ever return? No, he'll never return, though his fate is still unknown.
He may lurk forever o'er the threads on VZone. He's the man who never returned.


 

> Isn't Foghorn...The only one to see Tulsa in person, no?

Vorty allegedly met Tulsa, but has anyone other than Tulsa met Foghorn?

Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about. 

From seeds of confusion,
Illusions dark blossoms have grown.

((Confusion seeds))

He is real. I have correspond back and forth with him for years.....at least someone has in the mail from tulsa.

He is a good guy with a great sense of humor.

>>>Vorty allegedly met Tulsa, but has anyone other than Tulsa met Foghorn?

You just scrambled my mind.

I sure it will all lead back to Kevin Bacon.

FWIW I had nothing to do with tulsa's banning, I never heard a word from admin about it, not like I was expecting to, and I still am in no mood to donate to this site - so if that was their motivation and not him posting about anal sex on a christmas thread it's news to me. I never offered them money to ditch him as it's being represented by junior, I said fuck no I'm not donating to this site if I have to read tulsa and his creepy old dude friends talk shit day in day out. That hasn't changed. Have fun with your knitting circle, ladies.

Jesus Willow, when did you become such a drama queen?

Tulsa Chris was a truly horrible zoner. Arguably one of the worst of all time.

I'm glad he's gone.

You missed a lot of years to be calling all time. In relative terms, average.

Over the years there have been a couple of hundred who were intentionally hurtful and mean. Every one of them was worse. 

I'm confident in my assessment.

If you'd like to get an All Time Worst list going, I'd be interested to see it. 

It's all opinion, not assessment. My opinion differs. 

I generally don't rate people like that though. I either want to hang with them on this silly Innerwbz Site or I don't. My opinion has no bearing on anything.

Willow isn't a drama Queen, but people seem to be blaming her for Tulsa's banning when the reality is he just sucks on the inter-webs.

If sucking on the Innerwebz was bannable, there would be no Zone. Most of us suck most of the time, especially the people who don't think that they suck at all.

I disagree, Brian K. Most zoners seem to handle themselves pretty well on the internet.

> Have fun with your knitting circle, ladies.

The knitting circle is on Thursdays, Dise. On Tuesdays, we work with balloons.

I started a Survivor thread. 

Sorry folks if that Texas masturbation bill thread didn't bring him or his sock account out of the darkness nothing will.

Some good lols in this thread.

Listen to Slacker, especially his original post. 

From what I've seen from Chris, which isn't a lot, he didn't seem to want to return. 

I guess the Zone finally dumped one too many beers on Tulsa Chris' head.

> an All Time Worst list

Worst Zoners Ever sounds like a winning thread concept to me.

>>>he didn't seem to want to return<<<

I've never heard of...... what did you call him? Tulsa Chris?

Whatever. I'm betting a nickel that is not true.

I might even bet a quarter.

Well Lance, a man may type one thing and think another, so I ain't gonna make no bets with you, other than possibly to bet that you actually have heard of Tulsa Chris.  You may need to agree to undergo hypnotherapy, but I'm sure that your memory will come back to you, one way or another.

Can't any of you folks just PM him via facebook and act as his VLZ medium?

Up kinda' late on a Tuesday night, aren't you Johnny?

And I agree to no kind of therapy.

Memory is selective.

Way too late, my friend.

Good night.

Just wondering, is dumping beer on someone's head, even if you don't like that person, considered positive? I guess I've never been drawn to the type who does that, and I usually stay away from them. 

Is acting like that something to be proud of?

Only if the dunkee is on fire...

It depends on what kind of beer.

Dumping an imperial IPA on somebody is a sign of great respect and admiration.

Don't waste the beer; drink it first.

Then put out the fire with it.

....

What about a 3.4% That just can't be in the same class as an Imperial IPA.

Just dump the 3.4 on someone's head if available; otherwise, on the ground.

Pouring a PBR on somebody's head is basically one notch above urinating on them.

It's an ugly, demeaning act that only the cruelest of bastards would ever engage in.

Hold up there...there's a huge difference between an ice cold, fresh PBR and a warm skunky one.

Shades of distinction, for sure.

On a hot summer day, after working the garden under the brutal sun, a waterfall of ice cold PBR would be ecstatic - sweet and refreshing. Piss warm and skunky? Not so much.

One of the most enjoyable beers I've ever had was an ice cold pbr.

It's all about the circumstances

That's exactly right.

Is dumping a beer on somebody's head considered positive?

I would say depends. There are so many factors that go into a beer-on-head scenerio. It really isn't just black and white.

You know how this works, jr

TulsaChris ain't real, man.

Fog was in on it.

It is kinda strange​ that Fog is basically the new Tulsa.

(((658 lurkers))) need to start posting now that all the bad ones have been permabanned

Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.

It's a dynamo, it's a rock and roll.

There they are. Right on cue. 

Seven virgins and a mule, 

Keep it cool, keep it cool

ELP sucks.

RIP Smark's Birthday Thread. 

m i k e e

 mikeedwardsetc on Tuesday, March 14, 2017 – 11:30 pm

> an All Time Worst list

Worst Zoners Ever sounds like a winning thread concept to me.

It could be fun but Fog, 6, or Gravy would probably ruin it.

>>>It could be fun but Fog, 6, BK or Gravy would probably ruin it.

Yeah that would probably be inevitable.

Fog, in particular, has been on a pretty good run with the thread killing this year. There was a two or three week period where he literally killed every thread he posted on. It would've been sort of remarkable if Tulsa Chris hasn't already done it in 2011.

Slack has a little hard-on for me. Aaw!

I do? Is that any more or less than you act like a 13 year old girl?

<gently places two open PBR cans in thread>

<quickly grabs a can, pours it on Smark's head, crushes can, throws it at Hoover with a look like "what now, bro?'">

....

...

<drinks the other beer, looking on in satisfaction>

You're not very good at this, Gravy.

>>>Pouring a PBR on somebody's head is basically one notch above urinating on them<<<

Someone threw a PBR in my face once. It was actually kind of psychedelic.

<sips beer, smiles smugly at Smark's dripping-wet, balding head>

Mark, are those PBRs frosty or skunky?

Did you know, Slack, that most Palestinian kids will never enjoy a PBR, frosty or skunky. 

Passes out in a puddle of his own filth

I don't know about y'all, but I'm looking forward to Gravy drunk-posting after he finishes his second beer.

<about to finish first beer, wonders if he was just invited to lick the second one off of Smark's head, not like it would happen>

This is why we can't have nice things.

>"what now, bro?'"<

lol.

Just like when you threw the handful of coins at the other driver, Turtle, ya dig?

Did you have a contentious relationship with your father, Gravy?

Not at all, Smark.

Any hint of misanthropy came later in life. But being firmly ensconced in Gen X and born/raised in SoCal, I also come by it naturally and quite honestly.

That's good. I remember you posting that your dad was a pretty heavy drinker. 

>>>Did you know, Slack, that most Palestinian kids will never enjoy a PBR, frosty or skunky. 

Bummer

Good news for you St Snark, with basketball season over for me i'll have more time for special moments with you. When i get back from seeing Phil i plan on starting a special thread to boost your ego.

Super sexy men with premature receding hairlines.

I'm convinced your continued obnoxious behavior is due to low self esteem and not an overinflated sense of self worth as it appears. That's why i plan on starting special ego boosting threads for you.

You trolled me a few times in this one apparently clamoring for my attention, hope this helps.

And no Tulsa is not coming back at this point, he may change his mind.

Thanks for the update on Tulsa Chris, Fog. I'm sure he rests easier knowing you're still here to carry the torch.

I look forward to reading your call out threads. Those always go well.

I'm not even contributing to this thread - but Timmy has to show off his hard on for me. lol

You guys realize you're doing precisely the thing that Hoover predicted you would do, right?

>Just like when you threw the handful of coins at the other driver, Turtle, ya dig?<

not really. someone tried to kill me personally then tried to give me shit about it when called out...

they didn't offend me on an internet chat forum...

3.7

Fog still doesn't understand how and when to use the meltscale.

Fog, I don't think you're supposed to rate your own meltage.

Isnt that a thread rating?

newbs

Hoover may often be unpopular and zone-politically incorrect, but he's usually right on the mark.

>>>You guys realize you're doing precisely the thing that Hoover predicted you would do, right?

Confused again, he was talking about the worst zoner thread understandably trying to divert away from it getting started. Actually Snark almost killed the thread with the comment about Gravys Dad, my long winded zinger saved this thread.

>>>Confused again, he was talking about the worst zoner thread understandably trying to divert away from it getting started. 

Right. I guess you're missing the thing about why somebody would suggest you would ruin a hypothetical thread.

>>>ActuallySnark almost killed the thread with the comment about Gravys Dad, my long winded zinger saved this thread

Why would Grandpa Gravy's alcohol problems kill a thread? This isn't Thanksgiving dinner '91, dude.

>>they didn't offend me on an internet chat forum...

you forgot the most important distinguishing fact--I didn't really throw anything. 

Now your boy's hardon for certain Zoners, that seems all too real...

Look everybody. Gravy's awake.

Smark misremembered my tales of Drunk Uncle. It's cool, since having kids my wife forgets stuff all the time--calls it Mom Brain. 

Smark and Hoover have mom brains. 

Tulsa is live right now on Doyoureallywanttodothis.net. 

Can his fanboys take there queries over there so they don't muck up tonight's 

Phil Lesh birthday show threads Thank you. 

Hi Joe, good to see you around.

>>Can his fanboys take there queries over there so they don't muck up tonight's

Not a nice thing to say about JR starting this thread.

> my long winded zinger

And thus, a new oxymoron was born.

Can we all just let this one go out of respect for Phils birthday, sorry for my part in keeping this going as i should have ignored St Snarks trolling.

Peace out !

MikeEdwards, I think we got the gist for how that worst zoner thread would have went.  I hope you enjoyed it.

I was thinking about a more historical look at the worst zoners ever, Hoover, but this will do just fine for now.

>--I didn't really throw anything. <

and you really weren't offended or infringed upon...

Good to see that you've recovered from yesterday's crisis of confidence, JR.

> A 50 thread count on viva is the same as a hundo on the old zone.

It's good to see Fog apologize for his zoning.

I feel like some strides were made here today.

what sort of donation is needed to get JR vanquished? asking for a friend, 

More than I gave, apparently.

How's the swap for Ateix coming along, Six?

We need to meet and discuss it in June, but he was not in a hurry to jump back in.

I'm willing to offer my negotiating skills in the hope we can get a deal done, Six. 

With Gravy now firmly ensconced as the VLZ pariah, and RRG embarking on a cross country Harley ride, I feel like the timing is ripe for his return.

>>>what sort of donation is needed to get JR vanquished? asking for a friend, 

Ask Trump to ban him. 

JR is neither Muslim or Mexican, so Trump wouldn't care. 

Any other brilliant ideas, pool boy?

Thanks, but I make my own deals.

Slacker loves Trump. That gives him deeper pariah status than I will ever attain.  

Six, you're being traded for a younger, more talented player. You're in no position to make your own deal. 

Slacker isn't a pariah, Gravy. That's your wheelhouse.

>>With Gravy now firmly ensconced as the VLZ pariah,

Says who? You and half of Hoover's white ass?

It's better not to fight it, Gravy. All the Zone pariahs before you did, and look at where that got them.

You want to post exclusively on thephilzone.com? Is that what you want?

Truth is, we've never seen a ZOTY fall out of favor so fast...birthday boy. 

You realize ZOTY isn't a real thing, right Gravy? It's a made up award. It has no real meaning.

I only ask because I've been parodying the idea that one Zoner is somehow superior to another for over a year now, but you still don't seem to get the joke. 

What do I need to do to break this thing down for you? Would wearing a golden crown with 'ZOTY' spelled out in rare diamonds help make it any more ridiculous?

>>Would wearing a golden crown with 'ZOTY' spelled out in rare diamonds help make it any more ridiculous?

Yes. Yes it would.

And if you ever use that tone with me again, I'll pour another beer over your head. It's so real that it hurt Turtle the first time...a single tear rolling down his scaly, Mitch McConnel-looking chin-neck...so very real.

You're doing an excellent job playing your role here, Gravy.

Keep up the good work.

Hey Fog

I hope all is well in your world. Nice to see you. I see you have a fan club. 

I realize this is going to sound inappropriate; but I'm pretty sure Fog is actually mildly retarded.

Yeah, that's inappropriate and very untrue 

not very nice either

where's the love?

Have you ever noticed his special connection to horses, Joe?

That's a retard thing. Seriously.

please not this fucking joe guy again.

I pretty much just assume that any Zoner Fog is associated with is terrible.

I bet JR is lots of things that Trump does hate.

And that was inappropriate Mark.

You're better than that.

And just an update....yes, asscheeks really DOES wanna do this...

Jam...bone, you didn't make the show? I thought you were there for sure this time?

Hi JR.

Ok, as you were. 

The show has just begun...

Mark, I'm in position to do whatever the fuck I want. if this makes you cry, I can't help it.

So Mark thinks Fog is mildly retarded? That makes me think Mark is a complete asshole.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And that was inappropriate Mark.

You're better than that.

Obviously Snark is not better than that, some of us know this as fact while others are a little slow to catch on. Low brow bro when it counts.

Some backlash is to be expected from that comment, for sure. That's totally fair. I shouldn't have used the 'R' word to describe Fog.

I would like to add without a hint of sarcasm that I am a long-time supporter of the Special Olympics.

Foghorne, why do you and Gravy stick up for Eddie and the other losers? 

.

>>>>>while others are a little slow

God, I love irony.

Kirley was at the show, Slax? Sounds like he's winning. 

I'm losing because you respond to me more often than you resond to your loser crew at Banned.net. 

You could never quit us. You love Viva. 

 No, you're losing for hardcore lurking that site. I posted there yesterday or day before. I'm not afraid to speak my mind honestly--another way we are different Slacker. Your Trumpian politics make you them, not us. Join Thom in your rightful place. 

Is thephilzone.net the website Gravy was boasting on about what a great troll he is?

That was pretty funny.  Not "what now bro?!?" funny, but still pretty funny.

>>>>I'm not afraid to speak my mind honestly

you blame me for your loser friends not being here and you think I'm admin. 

If you had stones you would ask admin what i did to get your tub girl crew banned. 

Ok, you stay at home dads have a good time today. I've got several beasts to slay. No drive thru Starbucks or all-day Zoning for this man. May have some time at the airport to check-in later. 

Slacker, we all know what you did.  

I'd be happy to field any admin-related inquiries.

Gravy? What's on your mind, bro?

Signs of a poor Zoner:

1. Announces their departure from a thread

2. Trolls Birthday threads

3. Makes fun of another Zoner for their occupation

Bye ladies. Good to see you're all here for each other now. 

This meta-zoning can get pretty boring.

Looks like Gravy is off to handle some important shit at the airport.

He'll check in later (if he has time.)

>>I'd be happy to field any admin-related inquiries.

Dear admin,

 I would think St. Mark is at least due a 30 day time out for crossing a pretty serious line. What is your take, admin?

Six,

Thank you for your inquiry regarding St. Mark. Admin suggests you lighten up.

Thanks,

Admin.

Snark Lyin' again.

That's certainly debatable, Surf Dead.

I miss Popi.

>>Admin suggests you lighten up.

All I know is that the Ateix negotiations are now on hold indefinitely.

Your vengeance was swift and absolute here, Six.

Good thread to read backwards. ~ OR ~ Backwards read to thread good.

>>>while others are a little slow<<<

That's certainly possible.

Or it could be that others are so far ahead they're coming up again from behind.

Food for thought.

>>>Food for thought.

Turtle and the Hare, i do appreciate you speaking up Lance.

Lance just might be one who is so far ahead he's catching up again.

Don't look behind you, 6er.

Hip To Be Square came on my Pandora shuffle as I read Lances post.

>>>Turtle and the Hare

That is incorrect, Fog. Lance's point wasn't at all related to the timeless children's fable 'The Tortoise & The Hare'.

Lance was referencing what is known as getting "Lapped" in NASCAR and other motor sports. An appropriate analogy, for sure. 

Its ok, you totally misunderstood the meaning there. I understood exactly what Lance said.

I think its best that we stop replying to each other Mark, clearly you can't take back and forth banter without crossing the line of decency so i'm bowing out here before i find myself stooping to your level.

>>>>>>> i'm bowing out here

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 Timmy Hoover on Thursday, March 16, 2017 – 10:50 am

Signs of a poor Zoner:

1. Announces their departure from a thread

2. Trolls Birthday threads

3. Makes fun of another Zoner for their occupation

I think the word 'retard' is appropriate and acceptable in certain circumstances.

4. Claims that bigots, homophobes and misogynists make good contributions. 

Do you know that if you stand on the northern most part of the north pole, and stare straight ahead , on a clear day, you can see the back of your own head....

Oh my, Fog. Timmy sure has you pegged as a poor Zoner.

I know you are probably crushed to see that.

Or not as you consider the source.

Whatever the term, it eventually becomes unacceptable.

Dumb>Stupid>Idiot>Moron>Retarded>Learning Disabled>Developmentally Disabled>On The Spectrum

They all are referring to the same thing.  Ultimately, it's how words are used that makes them "good" or "bad", or to paraphrase Frank Zappa, there are no dirty words, just dirty minds.

I'm not positive, but it's possible that calling another Zoner "mildly retarded" is a pretty standard retarded thing to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOLbuFVG0fs

I always thought derp was a way to say retarded without actually saying it, or that's how I use it at least.

derp is deeper

This is making me miss Dogman

How is that even possible?

It's clear that Brian sorely misses Dogman's attention. He's much more lashy-outy without the little nipper around.

Woof woof!

So how's the view out your window today, Six? Looking forward to mud season?

At least another snowstorm or two and lots of skiing first!

But there will be mud season to pay eventually.

Then a wonderful Vermont summer - which helps make it all worthwhile.

>>>I understood exactly what Lance said.

No you didn't.

>>>I think its best that we stop replying to each other Mark

Sounds good, Fog. I'll take the under on you sticking to that. Good luck.

Okay - I'll take the over. What's the bet?