Three old ladies sitting on a bench

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a dude in a trench coat stands directly in front of them and the flash is full on.

 

All three of the ladies gasp heavily.

First one had a stroke.

Second one had a stroke.

Third one couldn't reach it.

Good one ;-)

There was two old maids, layin' in the sand
Each one wonderin' if the other was a man......

Ain't it crazy.

little old lady sits next to little old man on park bench...

 

they look at each other and smile.

 

minutes go by.

 

she says  "married?"

 

he says   "widowed"

 

she says  "children??"

 

"all grown"

 

"money?????"

 

"tons"

 

"sex??????"

 

"infrequently"

 

" one word or two?"