Things the president has accomplished

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1 deregulating the EPA

2 bringing the justice department back to the 50s

3. Dismantling the State Department 

4. tweeting

5. Definitely not the "same old shit" in the White House

6. Eating cake

Don't forget his nurturing  a division of the unity the nation was developing.

He also is probably responsible for Phish playing 13 nights in his hometown. You know they are part of the resistance.

It's not just about the donuts...

 

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Hey Pootie, Help a brother out? I gots nuthin' left... 

F'N LOSER

Gorsuch

Closing local airports in New Jersey when he's relaxing play golf.

"A Better Deal"?

Letting North Korea test fire missiles on the 4th of July

He's not the president of north korea

Lowering the unemployment rate for comedians. Creating new comedy shows.

Keeping women's legs crossed on Fox News so Nothing is grabbed!!!

Created many jobs for criminal defense attorneys.

Giving a political speech at the boy scouts jamboreesmiley

Shutting down all boating on the Potomac while he plays golf at haines point. Most likely driving all over the greens with his golf cart also.

Gives hope to douchebags. 

Making Medical Marihuana Patients Paranoid.

Added  "bigly" to the lexicon.

Waking up John McCain!!!

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Furthered his brand.

 

 

Making Saharasmiley Palin almost look intelligent.

Emboldened racists everywhere

Brought America down to its lowest common denominator.

Appointed Chris Christie to chair the Opioid and Drug Abuse Commission and head life guard at Island Beach State Park on the 4th of July when it was closed. The program was a great success that day. No one drowned or over dosed,and the governor is thinking about doing it again next year.

Whole lotta covfefe.

Make mine decov.

Rinsed his penis (fare thee well Reince Priebus).

7B2B0DCD-436D-4935-BE39-86452786292A-388-00000014E78047D6.jpegYeah, winning just isn't what it was a few years back. 

 

 

Hahaha Chuck!