Strip Clubs

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Naked women and booze? Yes 

A strip club is not a sausage club.

I am a fan of em.

Great place to dose too.

they've closed most of them down by me.

 

I used to take out of town friends to the doll house and Mons Venus cuz that's what they wanted to do. Cartoon world imo, but sitting at a table listening to two stripper talk about their weekend antics is something not to miss

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What did JFK say about Nixon?

No class.

Had one of the best meals ever at Scores in NYC 15 or so years ago.   The Kosovohian slave checkout girls are hot and all but it's not my thing.

My first club visit was at 16.  It was a snowy Sunday night. Me and the crew were drinking beers and heading for a movie but the theater was closed. We circled back and one of us had the idea to go the FoxyLady.  I walked up first, wearing my little league baseball hat, shook the doorman's hand and started talking him up.  I signaled the other guys to walk in -- he asks: 'who are THEY??!',   my reply: 'they're with me.'   Hell of a night.  The ladies knew we were kids but since no one else was there they played us all like a fiddle. 

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It's been a really long time. I live really close to "The Bada Bing" - Satin Dolls made a boatload of cash and made a major renovation/expansion with the $$ they made from being a location for the Sopranos. Stopped in one afternoon on my way home from the airport about 7 years ago, after not having been in one for 5 years before that, and realized that the appeal had totally passed me by.

I used to have a buddy that was friends with joe redner. I've had some big fun with some of the Mons Venus ladies back in 89-91. Have to admit I hung out with a dancer from the Tanga in '89. That girl was cray-cray but fun while I could handle it. Fortunately, I lived down off Ft. Myers at the time.

Good memories.

A while back,  I went w a blind friend of mine and his seeing eye dog...(in fort meyers, now that i think of it...or Lee County , anyway)

 

One of the funniest nights i can remember...and i highly recommend it...lets just say, everyone was very nice to my buddy.....and his dog.

 

(DS, maybe a pair of sunglasses and H.I.M. ? Im sure he s ready for that road trip)

my strip club days are over but 2 places come to mind

 

oahu hawaii

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sydney australia

 

 

.......me Oh My !

Been to two, both on the night of my brother's bachelor party.

The first one was right out of a seedy movie. The place was literally on the docks on the wrong side of town. Two  gnarly dudes were playing pool, one of them had one leg. Another dude was passed out, head on the stage.

The stripper was totally skanky, and so wasted that she could barely stand up, let alone dance. She had no problem sticking a beer bottle up her twat for an extra $20.

The second place was the polar opposite, totally upscale. One dancer may have been in the top 5 most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. She didn't even take off her bikini top, and I bet she got at least $1,000 for that 10 minute dance. $50s and $100s were flying all over the place.

We paid the $35 to go to the VIP room in the back. Basically, it was a windy couch it's 30 dudes getting lap dances. I went back up front.

Never had an urge to go back to one.

i forgot there at Least 7 8 10 Places maybe 15 who the heck knows - Was Fun !

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Oahu Hi Paint Your Girl really ! RAD while Sipping Beers and RAD HI Bud around Gas Chambers times..

did bk just say "twat"?

It was a toss-up between "twat" and "snatch." 

Jambone, there is a reason why Rick drove from aft Myers to Tampa to get to Mons Venus, Ft Myers = skank city.

 

guys I used to work with in Tampa came to visit and wanted to hit the doll house, we got thrown out and wound up a a strip dive on OBT that had a dirt floor and a chick that was in her third trimester dancing. There was a guy rubbing on her belly as she danced, it was like a bad acid trip without the dose

Only in Mexico.

If you really want this type of entertainment, go to the Hong Kong Club in Tijuana. Completely upscale & safe. On a Friday/Saturday night there are close to 100 girls working. Totally nude, they dance for tips but the $ is made by taking them to the hotel upstairs. "Full Service" = $70. 100% safe, more security than you can believe. There are many female customers. Some of the prettiest women I have seen.

The girls walk through the crowd & will grab your cock & it is perfectly OK to touch them also. It is to get you in the mood to go upstairs.

 

Sometimes I wish I was younger & sometimes I am glad to be as old as I am.

 

Check out their website.

 

http://hktijuana.com/

Holy shit on that website! 

Bucket list if I ever wake up a widower.

Buff's. North Bergen, NJ in the 80s.

HOME OF "THE SNAPPER".

This was not a menu item.

Bump for the horny

Never been my thing and find them sad and depressing places.  There are a shit ton of them here in this town.  Here is one near my neighborhood:

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I have had friends in that line of work and some would complain that its hard to compete with some of the other dancers who are willing to do more than dance.

Here ya go slacksteady >

 

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Went to the hip hugger 25 years ago for my bachelor party with the fellows from work

 

It’s not really my thing but I survived (Believe it or not I’m kind of a prude)

I did have 22 drinks/beers and ended up having to lie down on the bathroom floor once I got home

big no from me. i had some flings with a couple girls who were high priced escorts when i was younger, and while i have no qualms with sex work, seeing it from the other side soured the fantasy for me forever.

the good part of sex, or being with a woman in any kind of sexual capacity, is providing reciprocated pleasure and basking in temporary erotic power dynamics, and when you are with a sex worker, whether it be an escort or a stripper, there is only one dynamic at play - a woman taking advantage of a lonley man that for whatever reason cannot get laid thru other means for money. i dont mean taken advantage of in a negative sense, but rather that its just like any other transaction, one party takes advantage of the fact that someone else requires a service.

99% of the time whatever sex worker you are with does not find you attractive, is not turned on, and is playing a part for money...in that scenario i dont see how you can derive any kind of sexual satisfaction from that.

if you are going to pay for a lapdance just stop being a pussy and hire an escort IMO...why on earth would you just want to get teased and then leave? ive had to stop things with normal women who only wanted to make out and grope because its just uncomfortable to get all built up like that but have no release...i could not imagine paying for that.

once with one of the aforementioned sex worker friends, i went to the crazy horse after a day at HSBG...she got all gussied up in stockings and stilettos and crotchless panties and borderline bondage gear and was really stoked to play "the dollar game".

the dollar game is where you get $500 changed into $1's at the front desk, demand one of the prime rail spots from the bouncer, place the giant piles of cash in plain view, and then see what the nastiest thing you can get a stripper to do for a dollar is.

one of the girls ended up wrapping her legs around my shoulders, and thrusting her bare pussy right into my face. to this day i do not understand why she thought that was sexy or enjoyable...she was actually hitting me hard enough with her pussy to leave my nose sore(and slimy) afterwards.

at that point i looked around and could only see desperate men being lured out of their money by questionable succubi. not my scene, i told my date that this was super weird and it was time to go.

would not recommend under any circumstances. although my escort friend was one of the people who turned me on to eating acid at dead shows so that was a plus.

 

i will also add that the saying "you dont pay hookers for sex, you pay them to leave afterwards" is absolute bullshit, and is emotional armor that men who use sex workers say to convince themselves they are OK with their sex lives.

any man who pays for sex would be FUCKING STOKED if their hooker told them she wants to stay the night, cuddle, talk and eat breakfast in the morning.

<one of the girls ended up wrapping her legs around my shoulders, and thrusting her bare pussy right into my face. to this day i do not understand why she thought that was sexy or enjoyable...she was actually hitting me hard enough with her pussy to leave my nose sore(and slimy) afterwards.>

Gold!

>any man who pays for sex would be FUCKING STOKED if their hooker told them she wants to stay the night, cuddle, talk and eat breakfast in the morning.

I can honestly say that ive never paid for sex but if I did I would NOT be stoked if she wanted to spend the night. In fact I'd be downright pissed off.  The whole point of hiring out is bang, boom, see you later.   And no stripper, hooker, escort wants to cuddle with some horny dude paying for a fuck.