A Statue of Melania

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A wooden sculpture of Melania Trump was set on fire in Slovenia on the Fourth of July. Did the First Lady commission the blaze herself because the effigy wasn't beautiful enough? It's hard to say, but internet rumors need to get started somewhere.

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-slovenia-melania-trump-sculpture/u-s-...

What a shame, such fine craftsmanship

With minor work that can be turned into one of those wooden cigar store Indian statues.

To be clear, the above pics were taken before the statue was torched, but I can't figure out what's going on with her knees. Carpet burn?

Gumby thinks she's HOT.

is this in portland?

I've seen better legs on a piano. 

LOL, Ned. 

Maybe they should bring it to burningman

 

Do you think it would stand on the playa for a whole week? It seems like that crowd would have the thing on the ground with some freak(s) humping it in no time at all.

Ha! Her real-life self is probably already used to getting humped "in no time at all" by a freak

Are the dirty knees "editorial comment"?

Looks a little like Huda from Yes, I'm Hot in This.'"

If the knees are "editorial comment", Bluest, they're not mine; I did my editorializing in the rumor I attempted to start up top, and besides, my photoshop skills are much better than that.

Ha.  I didn't actually see your text above the photo until now.  I was thinking mud rather than firesmiley

And I was referring to potential editorial comment by the locals.

On second thought.