Stairway to Gilligan's Island ??
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Sycamore Slough
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Just discovered this shocking Reality:
The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island...
Is Gilligan the Devil?
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island". There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of Hell.
Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:
Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.
Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.
The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.
Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.
Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.
The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.
This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN.
Crazy? He does wear red in every episode.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: nevermind
The analysis and conclusion
The analysis and conclusion contradict one of the premises: "Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I just discovered that the
I just discovered that the font and color you used suck.
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I just discovered that the
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
No likee "Comic Sans / Salmon
No likee "Comic Sans / Salmon" ??
I can't decide if that is Fontism or just blatant Racism.
I suppose that font/color combo ought to just ride in the back of the bus and stay away from white fonts.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Ken D.
Don't know about Satan, but
Don't know about Satan, but Gilligan and Mary Ann were both notorious potheads and both were subject to high profile busts. During Gilligan's trial, the prosecution accused Mary Ann of sending Gilligan a bunch of weed in the mail, but the jury let him off after he testified it must have been a "crazy fan" that sent him the contraband package.
Mary Ann got pulled over in her truck in Idaho, with pot smoke billowing out the window and an ash tray full of roaches. She blamed it on "hitchikers." Here is here mug shot from the bust:
Where does the Japanese sailor fit in to all of this?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
It's not that I don't like it
It's not that I don't like it, I can't read it!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: treat island
Comic sans turns into some
Comic sans turns into some flowery cursive - hard to read on phones - doesn't matter what color you use
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: charmskooldropout
What does a jobless trust
What does a jobless trust fund guy from New Jersey represent?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: MarkD
Your problem is you are on an
Your problem is you are on an iphone.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I use comic sans on my
I use comic sans on my daughter's birth announcement. They were printed in color on 8.5 x 11, so the font size was plenty big.
Her middle name is Raine, but it read as "Rajne." Everyone asked why we gave her an Indian name.
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I'm actually on an IPad, but
I'm actually on an IPad, but the fact is that comic sans is one of the hardest fonts to read.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: nevermind
I'm on an Android tablet and
I'm on an Android tablet and phone and the font looks scripty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oGz0mxwks
Stairway To Gilligan's Island
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: MarkD
That's actually pretty funny
That's actually pretty funny Hedspace.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
So I now have a better
So I now have a better perspective regarding the hatred towards 'Comic Sans' font.
On this windoze box, it looks proper.
However, on a common android device, it's Cursive/Scripty under Chrome, but looks like Courier on the standard Droid browser.
In the future I'll try to avoid that font.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mike Dalton
Yet another reason for Mary
Yet another reason for Mary Ann >Ginger
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Probable Cosby
but is Stairway to Gilligan>
but is Stairway to Gilligan> Hairway to Steven?