"The reply is a kick in the ass from a leg and a boot
All you wanna do is taste the fruit
But in the back they're makin' fruit juice
You ask for slack and wanna get cut loose from the label
Not able cos you signed at the table
For a pretty cash advance, now they got a song and dance
That you didn't recoup, more soup wit' ya meal?
Back in the day I was busted broke hitchin from Santa Barbara to Santa Cruz,got left off at a Dennys somewhere near Salinas.....had literally 7 dollars on me ,no credit card ,ordered a bowl of french Oignon soup for 3.99! After the third spoonful I found a dirty'old rubber band.was kinda starving, ate the most of it then cried out loud hey what the fuck is this a rubber band in my soup?. The manager swooped down on me offered to change the almost empty bowl for a new one,and offered me a free desert, that was a meal
We're sorry
But you're no longer needed
Or wanted
Or even cared about here
Machines can do a better job than you
This is what you get for asking questions
The unions agree
'Sacrifices must be made'
Computers never go on strike
To save the working man you've got to put him out to pasture
Looks like we'll have to let you go
Doesn't it feel fulfilling to know
That you-the human being-are now obsolete
And there's nothing in hell we'll let you do about it
Soup is good food-(We don't need you any more)
You made a good meal-(We don't need you any more)
Now how do you feel-(We don't need you any more)
To be shit out our ass
And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash
We're sorry
You'll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
You're snipped
You no longer exist
Your number's been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? Unemployment's going down
If that ruins your life that's your problem
Soup is Good Food, Etc.
We're sorry
We hate to interrupt
But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldn't want that
I'm just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great
In hi-tech science research labs
It costs too much to bury all the dead
The mutilated disease-injected
Surplus rats who can't be used anymore
So they're dumped (with no minister present)
In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
Ground into sludge and flushed away
Aw geez
Soup is good food
You made a good meal, etc:.
We know how much you'd like to die
We joke about it on our coffee breaks
But we're paid to force you to have a nice day
In the wonderful world we made just for you
"Poor Rats", we human rodents chuckle
At least we get a dignified cremation
At yet
At 6:00 tomorrow morning
It's time to get up and go to work
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved nedb
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 12:48 pm
Pig is the new Soup.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Deadly Leper van Atom
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 12:48 pm
Kenny Bania doesn't think so.
Kenny Bania doesn't think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGwtCAVByRY
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bluelight Odysseus
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 01:09 pm
Mine are for sure.
Mine are for sure.
There is recipe section here on Viva, selected from the Creative tab (I think)
My recipe for Caldo Geigo is worth trying, when you have a lot extra of a good baked ham.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim Wheres My Flashbacks
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 01:32 pm
soup yes broth no
soup yes
broth no
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: I rang a silent bell China-Rider
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 02:42 pm
Only if served with a bagel.
Only if served with a bagel.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Fly Fly
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 03:26 pm
funny!
funny!
stew yes, soup maybe, broth no
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Scott Schaffer Altheatoldme1
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 04:14 pm
Mendys
Mendys
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley 73guy
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 04:24 pm
"The reply is a kick in the
"The reply is a kick in the ass from a leg and a boot
All you wanna do is taste the fruit
But in the back they're makin' fruit juice
You ask for slack and wanna get cut loose from the label
Not able cos you signed at the table
For a pretty cash advance, now they got a song and dance
That you didn't recoup, more soup wit' ya meal?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: JP (J Bomb) Tatters
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 04:31 pm
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: W. Claude Dukenfield Mulemuzik
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 04:54 pm
Matzo ball soup?
Matzo ball soup?
I have never had matzo balls or gefilte fish.
Shit looks nasty, am I missing something?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Bucky Badger On Wisconsin
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 06:27 pm
(No subject)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: phil 4prez
on Thursday, May 24, 2018 – 07:04 pm
Soup is great for a meal.
Soup is great for a meal, with a slab of bread
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: TommyGutt deadtothecore2
on Friday, May 25, 2018 – 09:32 pm
Back in the day I was busted
Back in the day I was busted broke hitchin from Santa Barbara to Santa Cruz,got left off at a Dennys somewhere near Salinas.....had literally 7 dollars on me ,no credit card ,ordered a bowl of french Oignon soup for 3.99! After the third spoonful I found a dirty'old rubber band.was kinda starving, ate the most of it then cried out loud hey what the fuck is this a rubber band in my soup?. The manager swooped down on me offered to change the almost empty bowl for a new one,and offered me a free desert, that was a meal
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 19.5 Degrees FaceOnMars
on Friday, May 25, 2018 – 11:57 pm
Only if served with a bagel<<
Only if served with a bagel<<<
If you were served only soup and a bagel, which would be considered the "main dish"?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: nebulous nelly Orange County Lumber Truck
on Saturday, May 26, 2018 – 07:17 am
Soup is good food...DK
Soup is good food...DK
We're sorry
But you're no longer needed
Or wanted
Or even cared about here
Machines can do a better job than you
This is what you get for asking questions
The unions agree
'Sacrifices must be made'
Computers never go on strike
To save the working man you've got to put him out to pasture
Looks like we'll have to let you go
Doesn't it feel fulfilling to know
That you-the human being-are now obsolete
And there's nothing in hell we'll let you do about it
Soup is good food-(We don't need you any more)
You made a good meal-(We don't need you any more)
Now how do you feel-(We don't need you any more)
To be shit out our ass
And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash
We're sorry
You'll just have to leave
Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
How does it feel to be a budget cut?
You're snipped
You no longer exist
Your number's been purged from our central computer
So we can rig the facts
And sweep you under the rug
See our chart? Unemployment's going down
If that ruins your life that's your problem
Soup is Good Food, Etc.
We're sorry
We hate to interrupt
But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
A tourist might see you
And we wouldn't want that
I'm just doing my job, you know
So say uncle
And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
Til even the outside world looks great
In hi-tech science research labs
It costs too much to bury all the dead
The mutilated disease-injected
Surplus rats who can't be used anymore
So they're dumped (with no minister present)
In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
Ground into sludge and flushed away
Aw geez
Soup is good food
You made a good meal, etc:.
We know how much you'd like to die
We joke about it on our coffee breaks
But we're paid to force you to have a nice day
In the wonderful world we made just for you
"Poor Rats", we human rodents chuckle
At least we get a dignified cremation
At yet
At 6:00 tomorrow morning
It's time to get up and go to work
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBkF7yYY5wQ