Something Phishy Went Down In Madison Last Night
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Phish kicked off their Summer Tour with two shows In Madison, Wisconsin on July 7th and 8th.
Word on the street is that at Wednesday night's show, some woman took a massive dump next to the soundboard while the band was a-raging. Reports are that she was then roundly booed by the people in proximity, although they eventually made the best of a shitty situation, and stuck glow sticks and beercans into the pungent miasma before returning to their regularly scheduled chalk dust torture.
You can still count on Phish for creating the feel good shit of the summer!
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Friggin' cheese eaters.
Friggin' cheese eaters.
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a show she will never forget
a show she will never forget
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Phish covers Martha and the
Phish covers Martha and the Vandals Shittin in the street
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In response, Phish has
In response, Phish has designated a specially outfitted VIP (very into pooping) seating area next to the soundboard for fans that don't want to miss a single note.
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Poopers, pooperinos' pooping
Poopers, pooperinos' pooping poop.
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AI needs to be potty trained.
AI needs to be potty trained. Everyone knows the toilet goes inside the shitter.
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^ Mike, ya can't see the
^ Mike, ya can't see the lightshow if you are inside
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Worse news for Shakedown
Worse news for Shakedown Street eateries - Summer tour visits these 16 of these 17 States:
"A microscopic parasite called Cyclospora is fueling an outbreak of severe stomach infections across more than a dozen states. Cyclosporiasis, the infection caused by Cyclospora, can cause frequent episodes of explosive, watery diarrhea and usually spreads through fresh produce tainted with trace amounts of human feces. Over the July 4 weekend, cases of cyclosporiasis in Michigan skyrocketed, from 170 cases as of June 30 to more than 570 in just a few days...
These gastrointestinal fireworks aren’t limited to Michigan. At the beginning of July, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reported a seasonal outbreak of cyclosporiasis infections, with at least 145 cases in 17 states: Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Louisiana, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and Wisconsin."
https://www.everydayhealth.com/infectious-diseases/stomach-parasite-behi...
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> ya can't see the lightshow
> Mike, ya can't see the lightshow if you are inside
Sure you can, Alan. Just leave the door wide open.
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I'm sure the VIP version has
I'm sure the VIP version has HD sound and vid inside the pp. - no need for rich folks to leave the door open.
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It's like a George Carlin bit
It's like a George Carlin bit:
Did you hear the scuttlebutt from the Phish tour?
Someone really lost their shit in Madison.
At least the band was able to keep their shit together and keep ploughing along.
You just can't make this shit up.
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It would be great fun if Phish could work up a cover of Little Feat's "The Fan" before the tour ends to commemorate the shitshow....Wait 'til the shit hits the fan
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Wait 'til the shit hits the
Wait 'til the shit hits the phanz.
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Someone was selling exlax
Someone was selling exlax brownies.
Are these infused?
Oh yes, they most certainly are.
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Reading the recap (recrap?)
Reading the recap (recrap?) at Phantasy Tour, it looks like this happened at Tuesday's tour opener on the 7th, not the 8th. It's apparently happened at a few other of their shows where rail riders wouldn't give up their space. It also happened at a recent Noah Kahan show, where Kahan chastised the perpetrator from the stage.
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https://whitegum.com/~acsa
https://whitegum.com/~acsa/introjs.htm?/~acsa/songfile/SHITHAPP.HTM
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Something smells a lil phishy
Something smells a lil phishy in this thread
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"Excuse me. Ya got any papers
"Excuse me. Ya got any papers? Hmmmm. Ya got any more?"
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Saw some frat boy piss near
Saw some frat boy piss near the sound board at Foxboro once but thankfully never got the full shitty experience. The world is apparently leveling up in all the wrong ways.
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Squirming Coil indeed.
Squirming Coil indeed.