Smoking ovaries

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I've stubbornly decided to get my hearing checked. I was expecting some new weed today and it didn't happen.  My wife said we'll have to smoke the old reefers and I swear I heard smoke the ovaries. 

Still snickering. 

How do you like your eggs?

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, or if you don't.

>>>> Smoking ovaries

I'd bet 10 bucks you can't keep them lit.

Howdy, jaz ;)

 

After some hot sex, who knows? Maybe a new take on the old question "Do you smoke after sex?" .

That's definitely a punk band name ! 

Hey , Joe.

Needed a few laughs today. 

Thanks.

I have my ovaries (and uterus, fallopian tubes and lesser omentum) in seal-a-meal bags in a plastic bag with the words Patient Belongings on it. That's the way the hospital lab packaged them to give to me. I asked for them when they were all removed from my body at the same time as a large benign mass (bigger than a toy football) was taken out. I have the mass, too.

I wanted them at the time but I don't really want them now, but I haven't found a way that feels right to get rid of them.

Anyway, I've got 'em, but I don't smoke anymore.

That's definitely a punk band name ! <<<

Flaming Lips , well sort of.

>>>but I haven't found a way that feels right to get rid of them.

judit,  i worked with a gal who kept her placenta after each of her two children's births. She planted a tree each time her kids were born and placed the placenta in the hole she dug to plant the tree.

Serves as a farewell, an honoring, and a continuation of the circle of life. 

Hope all is well your way. 

In high school Paul had a bong he called fallopian tube

Lance, it was my original plan to plant them but the lab put them in formalin (formaldehyde and water mixed) and that is a carcinogen and generally something  to be avoided.