Scale of 1-10, how bangable is Michelle Wolf?

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Who ? probably Minus 10

Def not a -10.

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Looks like she could be on a sliding scale 

NO Again Ha ha MINUS  -10 Ewww.

i notice you don't have a photo in your profile.

She looks like Rachel Dolezal.

I'd bury her head in a pillow. 

>>I'd bury her head in a pillow.

lol

 

about as bangable as Carrot Top

Carrot Top wears more makeup.

Her eyebrows are better but he has a better smile. 

She looks like she could be Gener's sister. 

Is objectifying women one of the goals of Viva?

How do you feel about objectifying women, ateix?

Is it something that you are in favor of?

Would you bang carrot top? 

(Is that better? Pretty sure he’s a dude)

No, I would not bang carrot top. I am also pretty sure he is a dude. Not positive about that.

Many gingers make me pause when it comes to considering how bangable they are.

I wouldn’t bang him either although I hear he’s good friends with WSP he would probably be a good ticket/drugs connection.

>> Is objectifying women one of the goals of Viva? <<

>> Many gingers <<

 

6bjectification.

ateix can be so coy when someone puts him on the spot. It's almost as if he doesn't want to answer. That seems strange considering the questions he asks of others here. Maybe he's a "do as I say, not as I do" kind of guy? People respect that kind of integrity.

Lou Reed had never been to Berlin? 

"pleb" is a favorite word used by dreadbeard on the garbage zone...hmm...

ateix is garbage zone posting with a sock?

SHOCKING!

Ringo Starr was a voice in some older TtTEs.

Alec Baldwin, too.

Or "SOCK-ing", in this case.

>>>Ringo Starr was a voice in some older TtTEs.

i saw a great movie recently starring Ringo called “Caveman”. Highly recommended for anyone who is into the prehistoric age of man. 

Someone's mommy has been reading Thomas the Train for bedtime stories!

 

>>ateix is garbage zone posting with a sock?

For certain.

That second Thomas the Tank Engine pic reminds me of the title of an old album “squeezing out sparks” not to be confused with the posting of an old woman, which 6 is displaying in this thread

>> Thomas the Train 

Caution: Plebs Crossing

She’s squeezing out something

fabes - I know many young women who believe that women should not be objectified.

>>>>ateix is garbage zone posting with a sock?

>>For certain

 

Beyond a doubt now.

Hypocrisy in action.

What's a "pleb'"?

Is that an odd and illiterate attempt at "plebe"?

Considering you still live with your mom, attix, you're not going to be confused for a "patrician".

Sure thing grandma 

Yes, doable 

>>Sure thing grandma 

Ouch that hurt, fabes.

Next?

Gravy - youngsters use 'pleb" instead of "plebe".

They like to shorten everything.

Remember - these are the same folks who brought us such amazing phrases as  "Suh dude".

Gravystick, Pe66y:

Are you familiar with the recent internet phenomenon known as "parkour?"

She's pretty funny, and is probably a great hang.  

With comedians, that's way more important than how their cakes jiggle.

>> What's a "pleb'"?

Know your meme, Sherlock Hiawatha.

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Cool story, bro. 

Got anymore one-time blip memes from seven years ago to throwdrown, attix mcdreadbeard?

 

I don't think you get how the colloquial lexicon works, Gravystain. 

We need some new Asscheeks nicknames. 

So true. Gravystain could use a workship in nicknaming.

ateix, garbage zone poster. Wow!

I leave the trash zoning to you and Gravystain, 6.

This isn't the dreadbeard you're looking for. :lol:

Denial is the first stage. True story.

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How does this image make you feel, 6?

It makes me feel that you're trying too hard.

You need to chill.

I almost feel like I've met the person in that photo, 6.

If you guys like the freedom you get at .net and the camaraderie of .net socks, why do you zone on Viva more than .net? 

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Are you letting those kids on the Zone get you upset again, honey?

I post where/when I want to, Slacker. You really only post here? Weird...

Any more questions? Ask your Magic 8-ball, poolboy. 

about as bangable as Carrot Top  <<<

I LOVE 4 Winds

Which reasons explain your latest round of unsolicited whining, poolboy?

There’s it is. That’d make Trump-loving racists like Roseanne proud, attix. 

Is mommy proud of her little racist?

Does your son like the Grateful Dead, Gravystain?

Gravy, you're friends with pedo frog and OG That makes you a racist sexist islamophobic homophobe. 

Of course he does.

Did you ever find out if your roommate...er, mommy, likes the Grateful Dead?

Slacker, stick with “I clean pools” and “I didn’t go to college”

Critical thinking is not your bag. 

Gravy, did you go to college or trade school? Did your dad get you your first job? 

Why do you leave the country for long stretches? Do you call your kids? 

No, Gravystain. I didn't ask.

Why do you get so upset about that photo, Gravy? 

It’s racist, attix. That is all. 

Slacker: yes; no; because I could; kids went with me for the experience. Now, seriously, magic 8ball next time. 

The Crying Indian is an American icon, Gravystain. 

Plenty of racist American icons, attix. 

You should read up on that role, played by a non-Indian, who came to resent his association with it. 

But that’s all besides the point for which you’re using it—and that point is a sorry attempt at racist humor. 

We're going to the artichoke festival this weekend, Gravy. You jealous? 

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good, Gravy.

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>>Does your son like the Grateful Dead, Gravystain?

I heard about this guy who's parents like the Grateful Dead - but that he had a bad experience with Furthur and now he trolls older deadheads to get back at his deadhead parents.

Does anyone here know someone like that?

Sounds like a very sad story, 6. Feel free to share more; you are among friends.

It is a very sad tale of woe.

Alas - I am hungry and my dinner is ready.

Perhaps another time.

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Are you still on the computer? Dinner is ready.

I don’t know, I often hear women of all ages and sexual preferences talking about bangability. I hear dudes doing the same thing. I hear non gender binary people doing it too. I’m guessing that it’s part of human nature to verbalize attraction. Whatever.

Michelle Wolf cracks me the fuck up. That’s all I have to say about her.

Still trying so hard, dreadbeard? I hear hypocrites try extra hard.

Dreadbeard is probably OG. That guy doesn't like me and he likes using socks. 

http://thephilzone.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1330

Tell the story, 6.

Did you guys ever figure out how many socks are Heybro? 

Prob the best post buckys has had ever since the zone rebranded.

Her voice would cause wiltage.

For the record, I'm going with 7.2. Despite the hair, voice and appearance of a somewhat lazy eye, there's a certain something. 

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6, is my boyfriend trolling you again?

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Breakfast time, 6?

Fast response

See when you have to explain the joke, it doesn't really work. 

This is why your above image of Jon Fishman is a fail, while the Mike Gordon pics receive a kneejerk reaction.

When you have to explain the joke it also often means that you are dealing with a moron or a person with a limited sense of humor.

 

100 posts.

Or not.

>> When you have to explain the joke it also often means that you are dealing with a moron or a personal n devoid of a sense of humor.

Humor me, 6. The joke isn't really coming through. What does the above photo of Jonathan Fishman refer to?

Why would I possibly care enough to humor you?

You generate so many yuks on a regular basis, I figure what's one more?

You mull it over, ol' buddy. We can talk about it later, when you're feeling more up to it.

Incomplete meme is incomplete.

Another fail.

You area never ending source of amusement. Thank you.

Could you guys get a room or something?

Oh, sorry Surfdead. Didn't mean to take up too much space on the crucial "How bangable is Michelle Wolf?" thread. 

I'll send 6 an email, so as not to overpopulate this valuable webspace.

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Huh?

No emails please. Thank you.

No emails please. Thank you.

Six. Honest question.

 

Are you ok?

Honest answer. Yes. I'm just fine. Thank you.

I'm a little extra busy at work now, but otherwise all is well.

 

I will add that post-banning - I feel less like what I post matters anymore.

factions.

St. Mark knows how I feel, 73. He and I have been emailing back and forth a bit lately.

I told him that the predictability of Viva was getting boring, but he told me I need to stay because the zone needs me.

I'm not sure I agree with him.

(((secret emails)))

but you guys are the only ones left arguing and conversing.

its comfortable like an old stinky shoe.

 

ps. where is my pal brocho?

>>>>>I feel less like what I post matters anymore.

 

psssst.  It never really mattered.

 

>>>>>>ps. where is my pal brocho?

garbagezone trolling Gravy and 6.

Nobody is trolling me on .net

i rarely post there lately and have never been that prolific there.

OGangster4life started another thread to let me know he isn't dread beard. 

>>psssst.  It never really mattered.

That seems contrary to the amount of responses I receive here, but I meant it matters less to me. Sorry for not being specific.

Getting trolled is no fun, sorry man

troll.netvivagarbagevivatrollgarbageviva.net

Who's your favorite .net sock, Fog?

Enoch? Phlesh? Light switch? Dread beard? Gangaster4life? Mr lot? Sumatra? Tulsa? Tiger&Rosebud?

Philzone has a long history of socks. Figuring out who’s who is part of the fun. 

Half of those aren’t socks, Slax. The others are pretty obvious. 

Brochacho earned a permaban here, it appears, so he plays socky at altzone. 

 

My money is on attix for the next permaban. 

>>>>>>>>My money is on attix for the next permaban. 

 

6ambling?  6ravy, what’s the name of your casino?

Circus-Just jackin it while getting wheeled out on the gurney for the ER-Circus

Like it, HoovER?

Not really.  It’s pretty bad just like your attempted nicknames.  Maybe I’ll help you out and come up with something better for you.  I mean I did come up with HoovER for you after watching you struggle for months.

At this, I do not struggle. 

It’s like dosing at shows...easy and fun...oh wait, not so for you. 

Good luck with your struggle. 

Thanks 6ravy.  It was pretty tough to just continue with life the next day.  But somehow I pulled through.

 

6ood luck with your struggles and those of your people (.netters).

Lol. 6ravy brings me up, unsolicited, almost daily.

Completely normal behavior. Dude isn't struggling at all.

g-train, do you want to be in the socal zoners group or not?

Only thing thriving in Fresno is poverty. 

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article3111...

But keep the hype alive. 

textbook bullytroll

Turtle, what are the dues like?

I sort of feel like Marx when it comes to group membership. 

Groucho Marx, of course. 

 

Sweet edit, Timmy. 

6ravy, Fresno does have a high poverty rate compared to other parts of the state.  I understand you don’t really care to be around poor people.  It’s a great town though.  I know, go ahead and laugh at me.  You’re like west coast Thom and that makes me laugh.  So carry on.

 

6ravy it must have taken you 5 minutes to compose that post because my edit was immediate.  I knew you would use that to crack on Fresno.  Which is cool.  I really like it here.  It’s probably to hipster for you though.  Oh, and poor and diverse.  Enjoy your whitebread reservation.

>what are the dues like?<

go see some shows, drink some beers and puff fatties.

Now I don’t want you to have (or give) the wrong impression. 

I like being around real people. Not phonies who try too hard and can’t handle a little ego-death. 

I’m not classist or racist. I know to get the best Chile Verde, you’ve got to speak a little Spanish. Not a problem. 

Before your sweet edit, you bragged about thriving. I’m just saying that depends on the size of the pool to which you’re comparing yourself. 

Cringe. Anarchy.

>> I know to get the best Chile Verde, you’ve got to speak a little Spanish. <<

 

Not if you're ordering green chili.

>>>>>>Before your sweet edit, you bragged about thriving

 

Well to be honest I kind of am.  Other than the stomach flu I currently have.  My family is great, kids are killing it in school, closer to buying a house than ever before.  My life is really good right now.  I’m sorry if that upsets you.  I only edited it out to save you the trouble of what I knew you were going to post and after typing it realized I didn’t need to have to justify it to you, but here we are anyway.

 

 

Also, you’re article is 3+ years old.  We’re kind of having a renaissance right now.  

 

 

Hoovinci? 

>>go see some shows, drink some beers and puff fatties

I do that on the reg, so maybe? JRAD, DeadCo...when’s the next event? Keep me informed. 

I’ve been around long enough to be a familiar face, at least. But my usual show crew lol’s at Philzone—even the innie who turned me on to it in 1999–so we’ll see.

lol

Hoovicelli?

Hoovelangelo?

El Hoovo?

i don't think this will work out.

"I'm a little extra busy at work now, but otherwise all is well." – Unknown

Hoovernicus?

It’s lunch time. Everyone who works hard deserves a break.

“I’m using mom’s wifi, and she made me a bagel sandwich for lunch.” —Known

Lol. I bet you do, 6.

Gravystain, how did I end up with such a solid piece of property up in that fat, confused red dome of yours?

I’m just here for the snacks and lulz between fatties, attix. Don’t know what you’re talking about. 

Do you work hard, ateix? Not counting working hard at trolling.

I’d bet attix has very soft hands and gives a squishy, limp handshake while gazing at his shoes. 

jrad and dead co kinda suck...

I disagree with you on JRAD but not DeadCo. 

I have David Byrne tickets at SB Bowl. And I’m thinking about hitting the very psychedelic Desert Daze festival again. I know your Jam is a little more country. Maybe we can meet in the middle someplace. 

DSO’s in Ojai?

hmm maybe g-train.

i'd be in for byrne but i've been bleeding $$ between car repair, backpacking gear, vacations, and kids graduation...

oh i see the dso is coming up soon. libbey bowl is cool but think i'm all booked up for june weekends.

 

Tom Hamilton's vocals are annoying and teases are a buzzkill.