Sasquatch Attempted Rape, Colorado...

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http://www.montanaoutdoor.com/2017/09/colorado-hunter-claims-sexually-as...

The dude says a Bigfoot jumped out of a tree,  punched him,  and started tearing off clothing.

Eight feet tall. 

Careful out there in the Woods,  and be well-armed.

"Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man.

They are currently interrogating nearby residents to see if anyone noticed an individual corresponding to the description of the suspect.

According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet."

 

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A dead link to http://imweedman.info is a hell of a source.

Well, at least it wasn't alien probes for once....

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The original source :

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Squatch scheduled a presser at noon; sources say he'll be stepping down.

#metoo

Holy crap!

 

What flick has a character in a Greasy Tony's tee?

Looks authentic, tho' I don't remember them selling tees.

What flick has a character in a Greasy Tony's tee?<<<

 

That looks like Charlie's brother from Two and a Half Men.

I thought it was a Wahlberg.

cool thread 

Is that Booger?

Wonder if there was a rainbow gathering nearby?   

>>According to the victim, the attacker measure around 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. He has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet."

 someone indulged too heavily in edibles, wandered off the beaten path and got sucker-punched then molested by a horny grizzly

case closed

 

>>>>Squatch scheduled a presser at noon; sources say he'll be stepping down...

Sasquatch Huckabee Sanders? 

Bluest, I Googled, this is from an ad for the shirt:

"Seen in the 1984 cult classic Revenge of the Nerds we bring you Boogers's Greasy Tony shirt. Booger likes to eat and these tasty tees will make your mouth water. The Greasy Tony's T-Shirt is printed on navy blue and heather 50/50 cotton blend 3/4 sleeve Raglan shirts."

Greasy Tony's is?/was? a real place in New Brunswick.

No charge for extra grease was its actual slogan.

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>>>#metoo

73 with the chuckle! Seriously made me laugh. 

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