Sam Nunberg

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I'm a fan of this guy.

Sam Nuntoobright.  Who's got time to look at emails?  Subpoena suckpenis, bitches.  Come get some.  

 suckpenis? 

Try it with a #, Slack

In what context? 

He was tellin them they (Team Mueller) could suck his dick, he ain't playin dat subpoena shit.  The context was that suckpenis rhymed with subpoena.  

So when does he go to jail? 

Slacker, this thread is a little above your paygrade. 

My favorite moment today:

CNN Host: I have smelled alcohol on your breath.

Sam Nunberg: No. No!  I'm on my meds. Antidepressants. Is that ok?

He's probably doing rails off a toilet seat in midtown Manhattan as we speak.

Will he go to jail? 

Jail, how does it work?

Apparently will take him "80 hrs" to search emails...

He doesn't  have search function

..

Just listened to some of his call with CNN. What a douche bag. Dude will and should be locked up. 

Saw pieces of the meltdown in the early stages.  Great stuff.

Per Colbert tonight - "saying, "arrest me," to Mueller is like saying "eat me," to Hannibal Lecter...

He'll cave.   From reports last night he wa already starting to rethink his decision.    

^^^^

gonna give them his password...all talk zero substance or balls...

If this guy doesn't pan out you always have the Belarusian “sex coach".

And then there's always more dumpster diving.....

https://news.grabien.com/story-cnn-reporter-literally-goes-dumpster-divi...

That's damn good reporting there.

Thom has the best sources....

Thom, still standing by your fellow bags of shit?

 

Nothing to see here. Right, Thom?

 

 

Thom, see if you can get him to join Viva.  If not him a few of your “conservative” friends would do.  Not enough meltdowns happening around here lately.  What FaceOnMars does isn’t really melting, and Bluelight seems to have found some medication that seems to be working.

give plf some time, a melt is always well within reach when he's posting.

Sure glad I don't watch cable news.

Thom, what was your take on Watergate as it unfolded?  Witch hunt?  

This guy looks like he's got 'roid rage, maybe a few concussions.

Nunberg is among the best late season character additions to a soap opera ever.  It's like Michael Scott worked for the Trump campaign.

It seems having an over-inflated ego will really get you far in Trump World.

>>>Not enough meltdowns happening around here lately

 

This.

We also haven't had a really despicable pariah in quite some time.

I, for one, wish seadog would come back.

We could use his soothsaying regarding the upcoming 2018/2020 elections.

The organ grinders are sad that the monkeys no longer dance for them.  The gloom is palpable, and unrelenting.

hey guys, thom wants us to knock it off.

Trump is the best at vetting staff members

>>>The organ grinders are sad that the monkeys no longer dance for them.

 

It's not that the monkeys no longer dance; it's that there are no longer any monkeys.

Thanks for all you contribute Schwa.

that made for some great TV yesterday!  just outstanding.  Trump sure knows how to create riveting drama and TV!  Plus Trump only surrounds himself with the best people.  

I loved it when he said to one of the hosts “can you hold on for like 2 seconds?  I’ve got to take this call.”

 

I was thinking it’s probably his lawyer calling.

Lawyer: Sam? Sam, it's Jerry. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?!?

>>>>>>Lawyer: Sam? Sam, it's Jerry. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?!?

 

Sam: Just finishing off last nights eightball and calling every national cable news program.

 

 

It's so reminiscent of some old school Zoners.  {{{{Keyshawn}}}}

It really dwarfed The Bachelor's claim of being the most dramatic reality television EVER. (not that I watched the Bachelor....but OMG poor 'Becca K!!  Ahem...)

CNN: Mr. Nunberg, why would you refuse to cooperate with the investigation?

Sam: <loud snorting, ice rattling in a snifter glass> 

Trump Campaign 2016...#BestPeople

plf is properly medicated these day...#BestStrains 

more like Samf Nunberg

doubleposting while calling someone a sorry ass motherfucker...DOH

My fave tweet so far (@YS)

Sam Nunberg just fuc*ed Donanld Trump so badly, Michael Cohen just wrote him a check for $130,000.

"...she's unattractive, she's a fat slob."

What he said yesterday about Sarah Huckabee.

Just how desperate are the anti-Trumpers that all it takes for a complete nobody to get all day coverage on every network is to say, without offering any proof,  "Trump may have very well done something during the election with the Russians."

Then when he backs off of that claim, CNN calls him a drunk.  Classic.

If this is the type of credibility that your side is bringing to the table (along with the Russian sex teacher of course) you can all look forward to many more years of a Trump adminisrtation.

Sam Nunberg reportedly seeking treatment for substance abuse:

"In the midst of Sam Nunberg‘s multiple interviews Monday about how he was going to refuse to comply with a grand jury subpoena from the Special Prosecutor, Charlie Gasparino went on Fox Business saying Nunberg told him he was drinking. “The man needs help,” he said.

Well, today Gasparino reported that not only is Nunberg now going to comply, he’s going to get help for substance abuse problems."

http://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/charlie-gasparino-sam-nunberg-going-to-se...

Are these people more credible?

"A f**king moron" - Rex Tillerson
"An 11 year-old child" - Steve Bannon
"An idiot and a dope" - H.R. McMaster
"The nation's worst president" - George Will
"An utterly untruthful president" - Bob Corker
"A sniveling coward... a pathological liar" - Ted Cruz
"A phoney, a fraud" - Mitt Romney 
"A cancer on conservatism" - Rick Perry
"Very dishonest" - Ben Carson
"An egomaniacal madman" - Bobby Jindal
"Reckless, outrageous, and undignified" - Jeff Flake

Kellyanne Conway violated the Hatch Act.

But you're ok with that, right Thom?

Yes, everyone in the administration is totally innocent....of everything.

Your side is the side that seems to be reaching for shit.

So who is in jail so far? 

If a smidgen of this happened with Obama’s at the helm Sea Dog and Thom’s head would of exploded

How many have pled guilty so far?

True, Fabes.

 

Trying to figure out which of these Thom has less of...

 

a) credibility

b) self-awareness

Indictments_2.jpg

 

So all "charges" are against Manafort & pre-date the campaign. The peripheral charges also are pre-campaign. +13 Russians that will never be tried.

 

 

 

Yeah, real strong case you got going. Good luck, seriously

> complete nobody to get all day coverage<

then why was he subpoenaed?

 

 

 

So what part of -  the investigation isn't over don't people understand?

Also please list all the indictments and prison sentences from

Benghazi

Hillary Email

Fast and Furious

IRS targeting right wing groups

 

<<<<<<So what part of -  the investigation isn't over don't people understand?

Also please list all the indictments and prison sentences from

Benghazi

Hillary Email

Fast and Furious

IRS targeting right wing groups

^^^^Orange is the new black unless you count actual indictments

The investigations will never end. 

 

^A friend of mine was under investigation for more than two years, and his crimes pale in comparison to those of Trump's associates.

So all "charges" are against Manafort & pre-date the campaign.<<

 

So does the bulk of Trump's money-laundering activity.  What's your point?

The Manafort & Co indictments are simply to compel them to talk about the campaign. Inferring there's nothing there simply based on what's been rolled out already is naive.

Roger Stone (aka piece of shit dirty trickster) emails will sink Trump and Samfberg knows it 

If a Nunberg were a cocktail, what would be in it?

- a roofie

- certainly bitters in it

5th double post of day yeah chrome browser

Don't you people get it? No collusion. Trump is merely an unwitting dupe, a pawn, a sucker,  a patsy, a stooge. No collusion! 

The Nunberg:

Sodium Pentathol

Cocaine

Peppermint Schnapps

 

nunberg reminds me of a jon lovitz snl character.

He also seems like the kind of guy who would put a Jolly Rancher in a Zima.