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Look, I don't want to sound like a dick here, but there is no ladder out there that would ever impress me.
In my opinion,
A ladder isn't really a ladder until someone climbs it, and when someone does climb it, I am impressed by the climber NOT the ladder.
This is coming from a guy who owns at least six ladders and uses at least one of them almost every day.
I've climbed ladders, PAL. Don't even think for a second I'm the guy who has only seen them on TV and just talk a big game here.
NO
I have climbed countless times.
I'm a big man and I have big ladders.
Oh look at me! I climb! I have no shoes on! I'm a hot man!!
I am NOT like that, OK?
I climb ladders by necessity only.
I use ladders as a tool. I DO NOT romanticize about ladders.
I do not treat them like people or any other living thing.
I do not imagine a "Lady Ladder" where the act of climbing is sexual in nature.
She will not blush or moan as I ascend up and down the rungs all night long.
I don't do that.
I do not use my ladders in any kind of sexual gratification.
They are just tools.
They are not impressed by me and vise versa.
Never have, never will.
There just ladders.
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