Robot Standoff

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I had dinner with friends on Sunday night in Bernal Heights a neighborhood in SF with very narrow streets. After dinner we got a Lyft and headed back to where we were staying. They live on a two way street but only one car can pass at a time in the parts of the street where cars are parked on both sides. We get in the car and start off and come up on a car driving toward us that wasn't pulling over. The Lyft driver wasn't pulling over either but as we got a little closer we realized that it was a driverless car with no one in it. The Lyft driver who wasn't to happy about seeing the future was all fuck this I'm not backing up. So we sat there in a standoff for at least a couple of minutes. Finally the driverless car put on it's hazard lights and started backing up to let us by. The Lyft driver said he often sees them doing crazy eights in intersections and has called the police on them. The police told him that it's just something they do from time to time. 

It's really happening.  That had to be odd as hell.

The standoff was for the bot car to scan the "meatbags" and report to Bot Central.

Eerie and a little scary, I bet.

At least it wasn't one these tin cans! (coming soon to SF 'hoods):

"SF police ‘killer robots’ motion passes"

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/sf-police-killer-robots-would-have-e...

nothing left to do

but robot, robot, robot

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Three Laws of Robotics"

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

 

 

Isaac Asimov must be rolling in his grave..

 

>>>The standoff was for the bot car to scan the "meatbags" and report to Bot Central.

The strange thing is right before we left their house we were talking about the driverless cars, so pretty sure they were listening to us.

I have had many standoffs with Robots. Robotron was my game, or Robot Ron as we liked to call it. 
 

I bet it would be easy to steal a driverless car

maybe tempt it with a charging station on flatbed car hauler, and the take off with it once it drives up on the flatbed

would it be a car jacking if there was no one to jack?

seems this would be a thing by now.

 

seems sure as fuck Ted Cruz would be all over this, fucking it up even further than what it is. 

"The strange thing is right before we left their house we were talking about the driverless cars, so pretty sure they were listening to us."

Do your friends have Alexa in their home?

>>>>Do your friends have Alexa in their home?

Way worse than that. He is building the database that holds 500,000 peoples complete medical history combined with each persons fully sequenced genome. So I'm sure every industrial spy on the planet has the place bugged. 

We're all fucked

San Francisco has a long tradition of weird stuff roaming the streets.

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