Reward for stolen Rolls - Royce

Or if you know where the golf cart is, call the Northwood Hills golf pro shop at (318) 929-2322.

 

Dudley also lost his golf clubs that were on the cart. He's going to try to defend his club championship Saturday using a borrowed set.

He should offer a bigger reward. A thousand dollar reward  isn't going to tempt the thieves.

 

 When Lady Gaga's dogs were stolen she offered a $500 grand reward and got them back. the idiots who stole the dogs and shot the dog walker and the idiot family member  who returned the dog for the reward  all got arrested. 
 

>"If you have it in your heart to bring this back to me, it would be appreciated. If you bring it back, there won't be any charges pressed against you," Dudley says to whoever has the cart now.

Very Ted Baxterish from Caddy Shack.

Slacker nailed it.

Always smart to steal a one-of-a-kind item you'll never be able to use. Then again, smarts probably doesn't enter into it. 

I wonder if the thief ever traveled to another time zone to....oh, nevermind.