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Lamar Jackson - check this "kid" out if you haven't watched him play before.
Should be a very interesting game if the Ravens can stop the Pats form taking a big early lead.
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Two words:
Lamar Jackson - check this "kid" out if you haven't watched him play before.
Should be a very interesting game if the Ravens can stop the Pats form taking a big early lead.
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Priiiime Time!?! Nice,,,in
Priiiime Time!?! Nice,,,in Baltimore,,,Nice!
C'mon Ravens break that cheating bitch!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Alan R
Lamar might be considered the
Lamar might be considered the JRAD of NFL quarterbacks - fast, unpredictable, and plays a little different than what you're used to
(in fact this game is kinda like JRAD vs DeadCo)
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>>> (in fact this game is
>>> (in fact this game is kinda like JRAD vs DeadCo)
Thanks that nearly made me spit my coffee out. Appreciate the good laugh. For those of you waiting for this long Patriots nightmare to end you should know that Belichicks son has been calling all the defensive plays this year. It will never end.
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Lamar Jackson is a good
Lamar Jackson is a good running QB to bad Jamie Collins will be spying on him all day and will run him down since he's faster. Pats D on par with 1986 Bears & 2000 Ravens D's stastically through this point in season.
Hoodie JR to be Josh McDaniel's D coordinator. Coach bill will cut deal with Josh that if I walk my kid's your D coordinator here in New England...handshake.
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>>>(in fact this game is
>>>(in fact this game is kinda like JRAD vs DeadCo)<<<
That's giving DeadCo a LOT of credit.
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What? Don't you think Bobby
What? Don't you think Bobby is the Tom Brady of rock? Old, slower than ever, and can bomb occasionally?
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JRAD-Ravens open with a kick
JRAD-Ravens open with a kick-ass Bertha.
DedaCo-Patriots watch their roadies fumble with the stage setup.
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DedaCo-Patriots open with a
DedaCo-Patriots open with a Day Job.
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JRAD-Ravens follow with an
JRAD-Ravens follow with an energetic Jackstraw that delivers. Just warming up.
DedaCo-Patriots are stalled because the teleprompters don't work and Mickey can't find his sticks.
into JRAD-Ravens explosive Chinacat > Rider
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JRAD-Ravens get distracted
JRAD-Ravens get distracted talking to some groupies and DeadCo-Patriots steal back the stage and play a decent Feel like a Stranger to get back on track.
Going to be a long, long, crazy, crazy night
(Goddamn there are a lot of commercials during this game).
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>>>>>(in fact this game is
>>>>>(in fact this game is kinda like JRAD vs DeadCo)<<<
>>>>That's giving DeadCo a LOT of credit.
agreed
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Set break. Big fun.
Set break. Big fun.
JRAD-Ravens ahead by a hair. No bathroom break songs. Don't want to leave our seats anyway. They obviously got dosed and we hope they can handle their drugs and play energetically and not erratically.
DeadCo-Patriots finding their groove and looking forward to enjoying big crabcakes after the game. Doesn't seem like a slow ballad night. Might break out a St Stephen. We'll see.
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Ooooopps, someone opened a
Ooooopps, someone opened a can of Raid and sprayed John Mayer and he is down and twitching his legs. JRAD-Ravens play the St Stephen.
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DeadCo-Patriots instantly
DeadCo-Patriots instantly respond with a punchin Viola Lee Blues into Your Body is a Wonderland back into Viol Lee Blues
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JRAD-Ravens keep the ball for
JRAD-Ravens keep the ball for a long Playing > Uncle John's > and end it successfully with Playin Reprise. But forget the words.
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Bobby goes for an epic
Bobby goes for an epic Morning Dew but flubs the first verse and the band stops and leaves stage for Drums. He should have never attempted it.
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JRAD-Ravens don't slow down..
JRAD-Ravens don't slow down....play a rippin China > Rider right into the endzone with just a few minutes left in the show. Crowd is ecstatic.
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DeadCo-Patriots make Bill
DeadCo-Patriots make Bill Kreutzmann sing Samba in the Rain. JRAD-Ravens finish with Not Fade Away. Show ends.
Bobby is looking under his kilt for his missing balls. Mayers is down on the ground twitching like a dying spider again. Chimenti is on the phone with Kimock looking for a gig. Mickey is out at the Social Security Administration building thinking it's the Library of Congress. Oteil is high on something called "wire."
JRAD-Ravens go to 8x!0 for the after-party.
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Final score: JRAD-Ravens 37
Final score: JRAD-Ravens 37 Deadco-Patriots 20.
(Did you see Lamar make some of those runs where he slips past everyone? Unbelievable. If he stays uninjured, here's wishin we'll see a Ravens/ 49ers Superbowl. Screw the Patriots.)
Everyone have a safe drive home.
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Fuck da patriots
Fuck da patriots
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This is why I gave up betting
This is why I gave up betting on sports.
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what a crybaby
what a crybaby
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
Giants played good enough to
Giants played just good enough to keep the tv audience amused for 3 quarters, then of course lost,,
, even with the 17 my buddy gave me, WTF