Poisoned Underpants

The bladder-leak underwear commercial says "She got Poise in her pants."

I call dibs on Poisoned Underpants for my next band name. 

Fruit of the Doom

Sounds like a good argument for going commando.

https://youtu.be/lAj7CP6yTfM

poisoned sack

The WH occupant "poisons" his on the reg.

Allegedly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For real.  Trump shits himself.

On Muggy weeks,  I mash up a soothing,  cooling vegan Patê for natural Underwear conditioning.

1 Medium Chilled Avocado (no fiber or skin)
1 Tsp. Turmeric
1 Habañero mashed, unripe, de-seeded
Lime juice for consistency,  about a Squeeze

Keeps me feeling Clean and Natural all day.

Stu doesn't have a lot of dates.