PETA Seeks To Cancel The Use Of The Baseball Term “Bullpen”

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https://www.npr.org/2021/10/29/1050485610/peta-wants-mlb-to-rename-the-b...

Thank the lord that someone is looking out for the cows' feelings.

PETA really has knocked the rawhide off the ball with this one.

What is this world coming to?

Don't have a cow, man!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But if you do, don't overcook it.

I think the name GRATEFUL DEAD  should be banned. I'm not grateful to be dead.

Ham burger is not Ham!?

Bombay Duck is a fish.

Strike 1, Strike 2. Strike 3 isn't very encouraging to a person trying.

Dodger sounds like someone trying to get away with something. L.A. must change their name.

 

> PETA Seeks To Cancel The Use Of The Baseball Term “Bullpen”

This has to be bullshit.

They want to change the name to arm barn. I don't know about barns but I'm sure arms have feelings. 

A barn has a roof, and sometimes a hayloft. That's not at all like where pitchers warm-up.

Bullpen beats not-good-enough-to-start pen.

Is what I'm guessing those poor devalued present and future millionaires* are thinking.

 

 

 

 

*Minor leaguers disregarded for the purposes of this bon mot.  Those poor bastards . . . 

It seems like every year there's some idiotic proposal from PETA. Not sure why. Maybe they think the publicity is good for them, no matter how badly they are ridiculed. I've never heard a bull say they're offended. 

But PETA, if you have pull with the cows, could ya get 'em to fart less?  Climate change and all, ya know? Thanks. 

I think dog house should be dropped also. It implies that whoever is in it has committed an offense. Good Bois should be offended. 

How about "catting around"? Cats are probably more sensitive than cows. Cows are flat out dumb.

>>>  But PETA, if you have pull with the cows, could ya get 'em to fart less?

 

methane emissions from cattle are belch-focused because the gas is produced near the start of their digestive system and comes up when they regurgitate their food to chew the cud.

 

I stand corrected. Dang, the things ya learn on the Zone. OK PETA, get 'em to quit belching! 

Sometimes I think peta may be funded by the right to disparage the left and invite ridicule.  And it works.

 

^^ maybe onto something?