Old White Guys And People Turrning Around In Their Driveways

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Did the kids knock the jockeys off their lawns?
 

 

weird

those look like the exact same guys who do protests over at the planned parenthood

screaming bible verses and waving aborted fetus posters at you as you drive by

Arm every man, woman, and child and feed them full of fear and manufactured outrage.

Our country is doomed.

I'm pretty sure this killed my neighbor.

He replaced his black-top driveway with eight slabs of concrete.  Being the last house on a dead-end street, the driveway got the bulk of turnarounds by idiots who blew past the DEAD END sign.

After the replacement, he would sit in his lawn chair next to his lawn fountain and seethe, convinced one of those slabs was going to crack as someone backed out.

He didn't last long.  Driveway still looks good.

 

why's that racist wearing a bib?

Maybe it's his hood around his neck?

First guy looks a lot like Sgt. Joe Friday (Jack Webb)

What is the over under on how many hours of Fox News these guys watched every day

Andrew Lester pled not guilty to shooting the teen who rang his doorbell. the Stand Your Ground law was written for racists like Lester. 
 

Police chief had previously stated that Lester was held for 24 hours before being released but apparently cannot tell time. The police released the murderer after 2 hours. 
 

 

 

my old white guy dad doesnt own any guns, but if he sees someone turning around in his driveway, he does wander over a bit closer to the window and glare at them suspiciously.

for some reason i get the feeling there are many zoners who do the same

he also hates it when anyone parks in front of his house.

paranoia will destroy ya

I hate it when someone turns around in my driveway. We have a gravel driveway - if it was paved I wouldn't care at all. The driveway is 800 ft. long - I can;t see the bottom from the hose.

But when someone uses my driveway as a turnaround, it leaves ruts and ridges in the driveway. I have to walk down and smooth it out with a rake.

Is that GotJorma and Cryotte?

Now it's not just old white guys:

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Remember when the first signs of Spring used to be the swallows returning to San Juan Capistrano and the trees beginning to bud instead of mass shootings?

America, so much rage.  Sigh.

well when the liberals take away our guns and we see a news story about someone being beaten to death with a rake for walking up the wrong driveway, we all know where to look

Oh, that last comment made me laugh!  Watch out, Surf's got a rake!

 

My game is stopping the J Witnesses before their women start climbing my stairs in their uncomfortable heels....

And I know how to use it!

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Robert Singletary, the 24 year old North Carolinan who shot the 6 year old girl in the face for going into his yard to get her basketball, and shot three others, turned himself into the police in Tampa, Florida.  

Arlo Guthrie did identify rakes as implements of destruction so many years ago.

So what're we talking about here, Surfdead? Light steel? Surely not a leaf rake.

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Kinda like this.

my old white guy dad doesnt own any guns, but if he sees someone turning around in his driveway, he does wander over a bit closer to the window<<

Damn straight. I don't want to miss it when some tool backs into the creek.

There is a guardrail but it ends opposite the middle of this house.

 

When the folks in the last house on the block put cones in front of the their driveway on heavy traffic days, I make popcorn.