Official St. Mark Swamp Thread

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St. Mark The Lion on Tuesday, January 17, 2017 – 12:15 pm

Hush, squirrel beard.

The grown ups are trading regional insults.

 

How you're so rude, uncivil, and unkind is interesting--how big was your donation? Because watching the admin play in and encourage your game takes it over the top. I'm done with it.

 

lol, warning letters...

 

Gravy, why is ThePhilzone.net throwing women under the bus? 

Is it OG's fault? 

Why do you want to Jr. Admin this site so badly, Slacker?

Why do you lurk so hard at thePhilZone.net, not post there, but post about it here all the time? 

I cannot answer for what others are doing anywhere.

Why did you accuse a Viva'er of being a pedo, Slacker? That crossed a line, imo. Did you get a warning letter for that?

Gravy, why are you complaining?

 

St. Mark's thread was perfectly good entertainment, IMHO.

 

You jumped in off-topic and started trashing Judit and the VLZ.

 

Take some responsibility for yourself.

 

(Admittedly, I haven't taken the time to fully check out the 400+ posts in that thread, but it's not nearly the shit-show that one would expect for such a high count)

>>Take some responsibility for yourself.<<

 

snap.

OK, since you asked for it to be spelled out...

I want to know who gets warning letters and why, exactly. Bans, too.

If there are "untouchables" here, I want it stated clearly who they are and why they've been deemed so.

If there's going to be arbitrary application of the rules, I want that sunshined for the community.

I think I probably want the same things you do here, Johnny D.

 

I also think it would be a good idea if we knew how many people contributed financially to the site as well as how much exactly was raised.

And, I think the group should be invited to participate in writing and enforcing some of the community rules.

 

Why ask questions you already know the answers to?

^Huh?

release the financial contributions list!!

 

enumerate the good ones!

 

post the ip's!!

 

 

Who's missed? Will they return? 

Did you get a warning letter for accusing someone here of being a pedo or not?

IMO, calling someone a pedo is worse than saying you'd knock out Zippy's teeth after he called your mother a whore.

Turtle, did you get a letter for telling Seadog that Mumia fucks his mother in the ass?  'Cause, yeah, I saw that too...

 

Johnny D, you see what I'm getting at here now?

I think when Gravy starts a site, he may be entitled to his little shopping list above.

no letter. 

should i have?

4.3

I got a letter for less, Turtle. Hoover made sure of it. And I'm not the only one.

Listen, BrianD, without PZ there is no Viva. Is it fair to poach the group and change the rules? Maybe....

But is it wrong to ask to be part of the rule making? Especially when we've been asked to (and did) financially back the place already? Not so sure...

I think Bluest nailed it. Start your own site if you want to make the rules. 

>>I think when Gravy starts a site, he may be entitled to his little shopping list above.

I can admit I do not have Lava's technical skills to replicate the original site so. But please tell me which item on the list goes too far or asks for too much...seriously. I think each would go a long way toward creating the type of community judit has articulated as her intention.

Call it "The StainnnnnTrainnnn"

Poach the group?

Get a grip, dude.

Try not to get hung-up on single words and answer my question. Which item goes too far or asks too much?

I got a letter for a comment similar to turtle's

Fuck what you "want".

My advice to anyone with a complaint about this site is to click on the "Contact" link in the Utilities section on the left margin.  This gives you direct access to an administrator, who, I'm sure, will consider the complaint.  Isn't this generally what it was like at the old Philzone?

 

Hijacking threads, or starting new ones, with a mean spirit seems counterproductive, IMHO.

 

This is not an accusation against anyone in particular, just my attempt to help problem solve regarding concerns.

>>>Especially when we've been asked to (and did) financially back the place already?

 

So you're saying since you donated, you should not have received a letter?

VLZ is a free message board, operated by volunteers that act on behalf of the community.

Having an account here entitles you to nothing beyond the ability to post your thoughts. 

When you entered VLZ you might have notice the line below. Please take a moment to review the terms and rules again.

BE REMINDED!! >>> By utilizing Vivalazone.org or Vivalazone.com, you agree to this, and to follow these rules. Please be kind and considerate to your fellow zoners! As this is a public posting forum, we cannot be held responsible for any views, statements, or content herein. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Much Love,

The Viva Crew

No one in particular=gravy

the only time i ever got anything warning wise when i posted a pic of creek on the pz.

and my comment to seadog was just a reflex action to his constant provocatiotion of shit-mongering.

 

 

>>>>I got a letter for less, Turtle. Hoover made sure of it. And I'm not the only one.

 

I did what now?

g-train, go for a dip in the water bud, you're a hot mess

Gravy, turtle is right man, this is not going well at the moment and a nice refreshing walk might do you good. Live to fight another day.

I don't know if I have any warnings. I haven't looked at my email for a few weeks. 

>>>>>No one in particular=gravy

 

Well, if I try REAL hard, I can think of a few others.  coolcheeky

{{{{disc golf}}}}

the zoning here is very disappointing. 

A life.   Get one.

When did Gravy join the Zone? Who knows? Did he come in with the Slackers, Hounders, Dogs, and Hams? Towards the end, that is. 

Sounds about right, floopers. He showed up and followed Duke around calling him a racist for a couple weeks. Was on some sort of mission to drive Duke of the zone by stalking his posts for a bit, started a few hysterical (and I don't mean funny) call out threads, then they made peace or somesuch. Pretty much what he's doing to judit only she doesn't have an Eric Cartman handle to get upset about, and probably won't fuck with him for the lols or call him "grimey".

 

He's following Judit around calling her a racist???

He's not implying she sent him a warning he didn't deserve because he's got some sort of persecuted indigenous chip on his shoulder in this 'ere call out thread? Demanding private information he's no right to in order to "proove" he's not being singled out? Maybe I'm mixing up the many battles he seems to zone for. My bad.

 

Sorry admins, but if let these call out thread assclowns trample all over the place it's going to be very hard for me to be nice to them. I'm trying though :)

What the fuck did I do to you, Floops?

lol^

 

 

((end zoner))

Have to side with hounder on that one.

I arrived in 1999, Floops. One of the very oldest Zoners left, in fact, though not always the most active. I remember when most of you joined. Dise has a very limited and selective memory, but now that she's called me out, guess I'll be banned next. 

I have no chip, nor did I ask for anyone's personal information, Dise. You're showing yourself to be about as crazy as they claim you are though.

With so much talk about community here, and with appeals to the community for financial support, I did not think it would be so radical to ask for community input to be allowed into the rule-making & enforcement. Dise shouldn't have to get hysterical if a banning is warranted; on the other hand, a hysteric shouldn't be allowed to ban people without cause.

^easy fog, I got enough problems

Dude you're picking on judit every time I open a thread, sorry I noticed?

Mmmmm....melting gravy.

This is not going well for you, Gravy.

Gravy is a noob. 

This type of thread represents the worst this so called community has to offer. It's old, tired and stupid.

Yeah, let's talk more about mocassins

Gravy, do want me to take a timeout from lurking on ThePhilzone.net? 

Bunch of middle aged people talking about and at other people rather than to them.

Nobody shares ideas anymore because when they do, they just get ragged on and torn down.

Hey Briank.  laugh

take this bullshit to .net

Gravy, do want me to take a timeout from lurking on ThePhilzone.net? 

Who would post the screen grab here of the thread I'm about to start there?

>>>^easy fog, I got enough problems

i stand corrected, floops is right.

 

Slacker is infatuated with .net, i say this is all his fault.

 

The thing is Gravy is usually right on his theories, sometimes opinions nobody wants to hear because its a touchy subject, its called asking the tough questions..

>>>it's called asking tough questions

 

can we just refer to it as stainin'  for short?

^solid gold

g-train, what was your og pz name?

g-train, what was your og pz name?

Street Van

G stain is a little bitch

HeyDavey, since you've been elevated to junior junior admin, how about you don't go starting rumors? Clearly, you're trying to ingratiate yourself with those you deem to be the good ones on this thread with your mongering. But I'm not Street Van. And your meaningless rules post in this thread had broken links, dude. Best up your skillz.

In 99, I was Gravytrain Bruce Hornsby Sucks, which was eventually shortened for brevity's sake.

PZ was better when admin didn't post.

Brochacho has no friends. One-sentence lashy-outie is all he can manage.

Brian D's slow-cooker is the laughing stock of any Zoner Jam, right after his smelly feet.

You don't like Bruce? 

I'd love to see a full band spider fingers opener. 

Anyone know the real reason Floops can't return to the States? My native brother... I feel your pain.

Now we're hurling insults?

 

C'mon.

Slacker, you never saw Jerry and prefer Disney to the real thing. Like cleaning pools but not knowing how to swim.

'Nuff said.

Guy that complains about an internet message board on an internet message board. You are a pathetic man child. lol

Stick to your heroin, brochacho. It's what you're good at. I don't expect you to understand me.

Come on Gravy, step back from this one, its not really worth it and the angry mob has formed with the pitchforks, its a no win situation, live to fight another day.

You are a pathetic little man that smokes swag out of a coke can. I understand that.

Now look what you did, floops.

nice job

Gravy has moved into the scorched earth phase of his meltdown.

Ugly stuff here.

>In 99, I was Gravytrain Bruce Hornsby Sucks,<

 

well i didn't really post until 05...but don't recall you posting anything under that handle. 

so you were mostly a lurky-ass cheeker type?

I don't know how you can hate Disneyland so much. 

 

i don't like disneyland either.

It's like fishing alone. Super zen. 

if you can attain zen there, you are a true master.

Turtle and I are as one on Disneyland. Namaste.

I ate at Club 33 in Disneyland with my company four years ago. 

Pretty nice.

Disneyland is awesome. 

Wow. Gravy's kind of a little bitch. Dipping into Nick's stash of bullshit.

 

That's pretty much Kirley's bag, dude.

 

Congrats.

I see beauty and light in this thread.

Hi Ned.  I see you posting.

Gravys, before you get the banning, could you burn me next please?  my ego's been getting a little upity lately.

thx

 

i like the shot at heydavey....

pretty much like the nicest guy here.

how many zonerjams you get g-train?

^^I've often been told that the most dangerous of the bunch is usually the quiet one...

roast bump

You're ego seems in-check, Hall. Now as for Turtle...he's charging like Napoleon thru this thread. Why so passive-aggressive, bro?

Shut the fuck up and stop being a retarded manchild, gravystain.

>>>>>roast bump

 

Well it's good to see the bike lane was open and Hall could ride the 1000 miles to be here.  Too bad Sideshow Bob hasn't joined us.  Then at least we'd have a Jeffrey Ross looking mother fucker.  Gravys wearing his topsiders.  He's not the only topsider here; am I right Johnny D (wink wink nudge nudge).  It's also good to see the threads namesake has made an appearance.  Someone get Turtle a booster seat so he can see what Marks wearing, and we'll see if he sticks around.  Maybe he'll drop some John Mayer memes on us with a poorly constructed story line.  I'll be damned if I know how that thing went viral.  Oh wait 85% of deadheads are brain dead morons who laugh at fart jokes.  Speaking of that coke fart Gunner left in our hotel room is still searing my nostrils.

 

Anywho, good to see the gang here and lets enjoy the roast. 

hi cheeks

Candyfrog, how long did it take you to become such a derpy, creepy old guy? Did you practice or did it just come naturally?

>>>Maybe he'll drop some John Mayer memes on us with a poorly constructed story line. 

Seriously. I thought the part about Bob Weir tailoring dress shirts out of money was especially far-fetched.

Eddies got the red rotary phone ready and the lines are open for call ins from Tulsa, OG, and Kirley.  Too bad Brick isn't here to MC this son of a bitch but let's roll on with the first annual Viva Roast.  

Snap.  Wife will be home soon.  Guess my cuckolded ass better finish up dinner but I'll be back to enjoy the roast with you ill-dressed half literate bastards later.

 

Fo6, there's some food in your beard.

wow cheeks you hung around to respond.

i would rip you a new asshole but i dont want to get booted. you know where the schoolyard is?

Answer the question you creepy old fuck.

cmon hoover.

yes

>>>>>i would rip you a new asshole but i dont want to get booted. you know where the schoolyard is?

 

its a roast.  Just keep it funny and it should be able to stay here.

ok cheeks

100% natural 

did the full transformation within the last 7.5 months

np hoover. kidding

cheeks - i love you

I can feel the healing about to start.

7.5 months, lol. You selling that bridge, too?

There's a sudden burst of magic illuminating the darkness of this failed thread.

cheeks you know im a nice guy. 

i say hi and you ask me when i became a creepy old fuck.

that sort of shit will have both of us sitting on the sidelines. 

 

mark and hoover leading the vivtality.

thanks guys. you have both come a long way

You should roast Cheeks for being a grave robber, Ed.

i dont even want to ask.

 

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I believe it's another profession troll attempt, candyfrog. Started by office workers. Sorry you missed that one. There was a $12/hr one, and the hole digging troll could probably double as one too, I believe. Ask gravystain to fill you in, or soft hands who brought it up.

Órale Slacker.  What ya sipping tonight?  I'm giving the new Sierra Nevada Tropical IPA a spin.  It's okay.  Better than the Torpedo but not that great.

gravystain has always been horribly unoriginal.

Profession roasting is sorta the thing at a roast, isn't it?

Powering thru a few Sierra Maple Scotch Ales. 

The Scotch Ale can't seem to take off. 

Old Chico is my favorite Sierra. Great hot weather beer. 

Remember when Gravy was all pissed about his warning letter?

When we've finally got high count threads, they're filled with like 5 different folks providing 95% of the content

Lol

why you opening old wounds and bad vibe threads Hoover?  Thats two threads now. 

I'm continuing a conversation.

Who's old wounds am I opening?  Sorry if I hurt your feelings Fly.

Sorry "A lister" but you have 0 impact on my life.  Except to muck up this place with your stupid ego battles. You know exactly what you are doing. Your disingenuous apology can float away into the ether.  I don't want to bump this thread anymore, I said my piece. I bet Im not alone in my perception. 

>>>>I bet Im not alone in my perception. 

 

Probably not.  Wait are you "ego battling" with that post?  I'm not trying to claim any moral superiority like you and those with the same perception as you who engage in the same shit I do.

Enjoy your hypocritical moral high ground.

This thread was born in the midst of a particularly rough time for Gravy on VLZ, if I remember correctly.

How y'all doing....

Does anyone have photos of Schnee's and Hoover's love child's first day of school? That should bring us all together again. 

Schnee doesn't like me posting them online.

Flys hate open wounds.

wait a minute, no they don't!

I don't want to alarm anyone but i'm starting to suspect this guy isn't actually a fly at all...

Why would he lie to us?

people that complain never start any threads. i don't get it.

>>> y would he lie to us?

 

I'm afraid it's just a dishonest world, my friend.

i would have hoped we'd evolved more more as community than to b masquerading as insects but I guess we're just not there yet.

#sad

Hey ,Mark, while you here you ever tried any Cooper's Craft Kentucky bourbon?

Got a fifth on sale for about sixteen bucks. Nice taste.

 

 

Hi,Ed.

I just realized how old this thread is.

>>just realized how old this thread is.

i did the same thing in a different thread, lol

 

Timmy is on a ferocious thread bumping meltdown..

I haven't tried it, Jaz. 

Is it sourced, or an actual new bourbon from a small distillery?

 

>>>Timmy is on a ferocious thread bumping meltdown..

 

Yeah, he's really losing it.

can u imagine if this continues and he bumps a third old thread today?!

talk about off the rails!

Credit, he did pick out some quality gems..

>>Who's old wounds am I opening?

Timmy Hoover, A list scab-picker.

Hope the Fly is ok.

 

( my friend the Fly)

How to Make Friends and Influence People

 

smh.

Don't you mean: How to Make Friends and Influence People on a dbmb?

Sure. Whatever floats your boat.

You can add "in bed" like it's a fortune cookie if you like.

6, seems to have a hard time letting people speak for themselves.

Gravy- this reminds me of the Bobby Brady hall monitor episode.

 You seem a little butthurt about that.

This is no way to drain the official st. Mark swamp thread

Thanks Fog, your alright in my eyes.

Im doing well thanks laugh.  I just don't endeavor to take notes about people, harbor grudges, keep alliances, make spreadsheets of zone activities or dredge up old shit.  Its silly and i leave that to the self-proclaimed A listers. How (and why) people remember all that shite is a mystery. I just go by the words on the black screen. I hope some other people chime in every once in awhile.

Sorry to bump this.   And for the note-takers: *BZZZ BZZZ*

Back to the wall for me. Carry on.

peace

Hey guys. I don't want to bump this troll thread, but it's important to me that people understand I am above this troll thread.

I don't like to see the St. Mark brand tarnished with this nonsense.

Remember when Hoover got banned?

makaha lava on Thursday, August 31, 2017 – 06:38 pm 

the thread title is misleading, mark, no one was banned today.

Wait, HL73 - didn't you post it was just semantics?

 

 Smiley (73guy) on Thursday, August 31, 2017 – 07:05 pm 

<<<no one was banned today

 

 

Semantics.

 

A time out is a temp ban.

Admin would appreciate it if you would stop bumping this ugly thread, Six.

 

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Nice dodge

 

im not trying to bump this troll thread, or keep it at the top or anything, but

Thanks for the bump (and burn) Guy.

 Are there more or less than 10 regular posters on that other place?

That's really my only curiosity about it. 

#tarnishedbesmirchery

Hadn't seen this thread before. Enjoyed reading it. Some old guy getting high and asking a bunch of random questions that don't matter. Classic zone. Thanks.