Not a Dream, This Actually Happened...

So last evening I went to "Dollar Tree" to purchase some stuff... 

On the way in,  there's a Credit card on the sidewalk.

So I brought it in and told the Cashier Lady "Someone dropped this just outside".

Then I gathered my stuff and went to pay.  Dude in front of me had one roll of tape,  but Cashier Lady was saying "Do you have a Dime,  or blah-blah-blah,"  so I fished a Quarter out of my pocket.  Anything to make the line go faster.

Already this sounds unbelievable,  liek another rigged Florida election