Nitrous Mafia switching to penguin farts?

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No more hauling around those heavy tanks:

Antarctic Penguins Poop Out So Much Laughing Gas, It Has a Funny Effect on Researchers

"Antarctica's king penguins emit such copious amounts of nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, via their feces that researchers went a little "cuckoo" studying them, according to a Danish scientific study published Thursday.... "After nosing about in guano for several hours, one goes completely cuckoo."

The nitrous oxide is explained by the penguin diet of krill and fish, which contains high levels of nitrogen. Nitrogen is released from the penguins' feces into the ground and soil bacteria then convert it into nitrous oxide, a greenhouse gas."

https://www.sciencealert.com/researchers-love-antarctic-penguin-poop-her...

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One for five, two for krill

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Penguin Mafia, of course, prefers Phish shows over Dead & Co.

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I got the good shit, kids...

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Headline DeerCreek: Penguin Mafia Evades Security on Shakedown Street with Clever Use of Disguise

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Jesus, they've got their own hat pins already for sale on the lot ...

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News Alert !! 

Caravans of braindead hippy immigrants from the US heading to Antarctica to sniff penguin ass. All appear to be phish heads.

Krill or be krilled.

Who knew penguins were such party animals?

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Lol

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I fart in your general direction.

That explains the waddle!

Make sure to feed the Krill Gimp.  We have balloons to sell.