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'I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!' - Trump

 

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Trump could even join Vivalazone, and host the annual Zonies. He'd fit right in.  Worst case scenario he'd get booted for excessive trolling, stalking and hate mongering and would get demoted to .net

 

>>>>>>Question is will GOP lead Congress begin impeachment proceedings?

I think all we know the answer to that.

So it'll take a "Blue Wave" in November. 

Then the pussy will quit before ever getting impeached.<<<<<<<

 

He’s a .netter for sure

Inept reporter Pool boy on the case!

>He’s a .netter for sure

 

yes, but if would be fun to seem him flounder here for a bit before the door smacks him on the way out.

are these your dreams?

Pool boy living the dream as a reporter. You go boy. 

Admin wouldn't ban Trump.

Admin would ban Sheriff Clarke.

In honor of the newly released movie The Post, it would appropriate for Trump to call out that newspaper. very Nixonian. 

 

I would welcome trump here with open arms. His troll skills are second to none, and that could be the catalyst to bring the troll killer Nick back

pool boy or dog walker...who gives a shit?

when your tag is 'I walk dogs' we will start referring to you as dogwalker, until that time you're just T.

 

and maybe someone will give a shit.

I let dogs walk in the street.

Nice tits on Donnie there 

So is Donnie going to have to give the award to Breitbart now that Bannon broke up with him?

my buddy does pretty well down here being a "pool boy".

flexible schedule and has a nice home.

probably doesn't deal with dog feces though....

The media always tells me the truth. I checked everything on the internet.

That's a sweet story, good for your pool boy friend, T.  

 

Nice homes are nice.

Any thoughts on Trump's award, or did you just stop by to troll a bit?

Stanford is expensive but when I'm done I'll be a pharma bro.

no, have no interest in any of the diarrhea he spews.

hopefully the mueller thing happens before we all die.

ps. isn't stanford free now?

Yes, Stanford is free for Pool Boys earning less than $125,000. Of course pool boy needs to get accepted first.

I remember paddle boating on Stanford's "pool" back in the early 70's, too bad they drained that thing...   was the wrong swamp!

real compared to what 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCDMQqDUtv4

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>>> needs to get accepted first.

done. 

Nanc never went to......

 Never went to any frat parties, Hound Her!

My Gamma Zeta Alpha bros and I are raging this weekend. No old people invited.

Looks like Trump pulled a RRG on awards night. And has been taking lesson from Nicholas' "Friday Surprise" 

 

 

Is Brock Turner old enough for ya, pool boy?!

Old enough for what? Who is Brock Turner? 

anyone accepted to Stanford would know. or at least know how to use google. 

So I googled Brock Turner. The Stanford rapist? Gross. I'll choose a better school with fewer rapists. Thanks, Nanc.

 Good luck finding that better school and Fraternity with fewer rapists.

I've decided to drop out of school again. I need more time to zone. 

come on, Turtle - you gotta admit that this has some entertainment value and is good for a laugh or two. it's pretty hard not to give a shit. 

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/04/arts/television/stephen-colbert-trump...

 

Stephen Colbert Wants One of Trump’s ‘Corrupt Media Awards’

 

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‘For Your Consideration’

President Trump tweeted on Tuesday that he would be announcingmock awards next week for the “most dishonest” and “corrupt” members of the media. Late-night hosts found that one irresistible.

“‘The stupid people’s choice awards’ is what they’re calling it. This is a real dilemma for the president because on one hand, you know, he loves awards and trophies. But will he be physically able to give a trophy to someone other than himself? I don’t think so.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

 

Stephen Colbert — who is always hungry for Mr. Trump’s disapproval — would really like one of those awards. He bought a “for your consideration” ad in Times Square, and tweeted about it himself.

 

So excited for Monday’s “MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR!” See you on the red carpet, @AndersonCooper! #TheFakies

 

On “The Daily Show,” Trevor Noah made a commercial on Mr. Trump’s behalf advertising the event — or, nonevent.

Trevor Noah on the Internet’s ‘Nigerian Prince’

A 67-year-old man in Louisiana was arrested this week and charged with operating an email scam claiming to be a “Nigerian prince.” Mr. Noah was appalled to hear that the scammer was actually a white American man.

“I can’t believe that this guy is the Nigerian prince — white people take everything from black people! Music, fashion and now they stole our stealing. Are you [expletive] me?” — TREVOR NOAH

“He is basically accused of being the Rachel Dolezal of crime. I bet somewhere out there she’s like, ‘I don’t get it, he looks like a Nigerian prince to me!’” — TREVOR NOAH

 

“Mitt Romney is reported to be considering a run for the Senate in Utah to replace retiring Senator Orrin Hatch. If elected, he promises to bring some much-needed boringness back to the Republican Party. I like to imagine Mitt Romney gearing up for a Senate run, furiously ironing his Dockers while ‘Eye of the Tiger’ blasts out of his Amazon Echo.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“This afternoon, Trump fired back hard: ‘Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my presidency. When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind.’ Now all he has to do is lose his dog, and he’s going to have an awesome country song.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, on Mr. Trump’s reaction to statements made by his former strategist in a new book about the administration

The Bits Worth Watching

Jimmy Kimmel decided to add closed captioning to his monologue, in an attempt to more equitably serve California’s stoned viewers.