My Primary Vote

About 99% decided - Bernie.

He's going to win here anyway. And, somehow, I'm finding him to be the least annoying of the candidates right now. For a dude who has staked his career on annoying, it's amazing that the rest of them are worse than him. He's boringly consistent in his message and platform, and wouldn't get any of it passed if he was elected, but at least he's genuine.

It's not a glowing endorsement, but fuck it. The rest of them suck ass. None of them will beat Trump. Plus, we have a whole bunch of local votes on the ballot that are far more important than this stupid election that will give us 4 more years of Trump.

Dasvidania