My Letter from Trump
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Today in the mail I received a hand-signed letter from Donald J Trump. In it he explained how he put $1,200 in my bank account, and how he alone has made my life better.
It's pretty cool that he somehow knew that I'm learning Spanish during the sequester, and he even put the whole letter in that language on the back.
He's a man of the people.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: New & Improved
He sent that letter via the
He sent that letter via the failing US Postal Service LOL.
How much was postage? They are unnecessarily wasting $$ with these letters.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
He's figured out how to get
He's figured out how to get the taxpayers to pay for his campaign mailing.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
That letter cost $103 million
That letter cost $103 million fuckin dollars
What a chump
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sound and Vision
What a big dummy. You should
What a big dummy. You should frame it and hang it in the office.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
B-ry can frame it. I'll be
B-ry can frame it. I'll be using it to start the fire pit.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Hitchhiker awaiting "true call"
When do we get the next one?
When do we get the next one?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
The next one is only for
The next one is only for homeowners.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D
And I thought that I was
And I thought that I was going to avoid this by receiving my check via direct deposit.
What a total waste...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Skitime
Someone please post a pic of
Someone please post a pic of the letter, I am curious what exactly it says
(gubment ain't giving me shit so I am not getting a letter of my own)
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic
BK from DOWNTOWN!
BK from DOWNTOWN!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Deadly
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: fishcane
My family all forwarded
My family all forwarded theirs to the dnc
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
Haven't figured out anything appropriate to do with it yet. Urination seems so mild.
I'll hold onto it till I figure out something good. Possibly a mass book style burning in my neighborhood.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sycamore Slough
That's so awesome how he
That's so awesome how he encloses a little sticky Flower with the letter. I should check my PO box this week, right?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: dimethyllovebeam
>>>and rise to new heights
>>>and rise to new heights of greatness
said every dicktater ever
it was thoughtful of him to send an 8.5 x 11 inch piece of toilet paper along with the money
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I saw Melania Trump in her
I saw Melania Trump in her new hand washing commercial. She has a shitty husband, an IQ of 83, and is hotter than hell with stunning eyes. It's astounding that we have a mail order bride as FLOTUS.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Skitime
Wow. That letter is obnoxious
Wow. That letter is obnoxious.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Def. High
Flotus sounds like some
Flotus sounds like some embarrassing medical condition.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Philzone Refugee
Experimental Electronic
Experimental Electronic Ambient music collective from Berlin.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Deadly
EEA > EDM
EEA > EDM
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Mice elf
Donald sent some mids, nice.
Donald sent some mids, nice.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
Its all about the art of
Its all about the art of Projecting. Crawl out of the septic tank, throw a few nickles at em with a nice simple to read letter with no spelling errors, and come out smelling like roses. It's right out of the repub handbook - Evil Brilliance 101
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: nebulous nelly
A few words from Donald Trump...
January 20: I know more about viruses than anyone.”
January 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. It’s going to be just fine.”
February 2: “We pretty much shut it down coming in from China.”
February 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA… Stock Market starting to look very good to me!”
February 25: “CDC and my Administration are doing a GREAT job of handling Coronavirus.”
February 25: “I think that's a problem that’s going to go away… They have studied it. They know very much. In fact, we’re very close to a vaccine.”
February 26: “The 15 (cases in the US) within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero.”
February 26: “We're going very substantially down, not up.”
February 27: “One day it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.”
February 28: “We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical.”
March 2: “You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that could have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?”
March 2: “A lot of things are happening, a lot of very exciting things are happening and they’re happening very rapidly.”
March 4: “If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work — some of them go to work, but they get better.”
March 5: “I NEVER said people that are feeling sick should go to work.”
March 5: “The United States… has, as of now, only 129 cases… and 11 deaths. We are working very hard to keep these numbers as low as possible!”
March 6: “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.”
March 6: “Anybody right now, and yesterday, anybody that needs a test gets a test. They’re there. And the tests are beautiful…. the tests are all perfect like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect. Right? This was not as perfect as that but pretty good.”
March 6: “I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised that I understand it… Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president.”
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Rasputin O'Leary
Jan. 24, Twitter:
Jan. 24, Twitter:
“China has been working very hard to contain the Coronavirus. The United States greatly appreciates their efforts and transparency. It will all work out well. In particular, on behalf of the American People, I want to thank President Xi!”
Feb. 7, Remarks before Marine One departure:
"Late last night, I had a very good talk with President Xi, and we talked about — mostly about the coronavirus. They're working really hard, and I think they are doing a very professional job. They're in touch with World — the World — World Organization. CDC also. We're working together. But World Health is working with them. CDC is working with them. I had a great conversation last night with President Xi. It's a tough situation. I think they're doing a very good job."