This is a PHAN SITE!
phillesh.net/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WaVactj5M&feature=youtu.be
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: jazfish Jazfish on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 03:06 pm
Gut laugh
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: cb shuffle on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 04:03 pm
Lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: Stella the flipper Stelflip on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 04:23 pm
Great post daylight! Great Saturday afternoon laugh!
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: Druba Noodler on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 04:24 pm
That's hilarious!
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: Thumbkinetic (Bluestnote) on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 06:21 pm
Dude...two words...stage name.
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: Dr. Benway daylight on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 06:23 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: Barrel Aged jamjuice on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 08:11 pm
Mainus can take a pounding and still come back.
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: makaha lava on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 08:29 pm
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound. A sound you could smell. This man worked for the carnival,you dig? And to start with it was like a novelty ventriloquist act. After a while, the ass started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared... and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teethlike... little raspy incurving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it... but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street... shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags. Nobody loved it. And it wanted to be kissed, same as any other mouth. Finally, it talked all the time, day and night. You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up...
beating at it with his fists... and sticking candles up it, but... nothing did any good, and the asshole said to him... "It is you who will shut up in the end, not me... "because we don't need you around here anymore. I can talk and eat and shit." After that, he began waking up in the morning with transparentjelly... like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands... like burning gasoline jelly and grow there. So, finally, his mouth sealed over... and the whole head... would have amputated spontaneously except for the eyes, you dig? That's the one thing that the asshole couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes. Nerve connections were blocked... and infiltrated and atrophied. So, the brain couldn't give orders anymore. It was trapped inside the skull... sealed off. For a while, you could see... the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes. And then finally the brain must have died... because the eyes went out... and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.
– Burroughs
Top of Page Bottom of Page Permalink Full Name: jazfish Jazfish on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 09:31 pm
No shit on the stage name comment.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 03:06 pm
Gut laugh
Gut laugh
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: cb shuffle
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 04:03 pm
Lol
Lol
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Stella the flipper Stelflip
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 04:23 pm
Great post daylight! Great
Great post daylight! Great Saturday afternoon laugh!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Druba Noodler
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 04:24 pm
That's hilarious!
That's hilarious!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Thumbkinetic (Bluestnote)
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 06:21 pm
Dude...two words...stage name
Dude...two words...stage name.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Dr. Benway daylight
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 06:23 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcwfEMdV-aM
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Barrel Aged jamjuice
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 08:11 pm
Mainus can take a pounding
Mainus can take a pounding and still come back.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: makaha lava
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 08:29 pm
Did I ever tell you about the
Did I ever tell you about the man
who taught his asshole to talk?
His whole abdomen would move up and down,
you dig, farting out the words.
It was unlike anything I ever heard.
Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound.
A sound you could smell.
This man worked for the carnival,you dig?
And to start with it was
like a novelty ventriloquist act.
After a while,
the ass started talking on its own.
He would go in
without anything prepared...
and his ass would ad-lib
and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teethlike...
little raspy incurving hooks
and started eating.
He thought this was cute at first
and built an act around it...
but the asshole would eat its way through
his pants and start talking on the street...
shouting out it wanted equal rights.
It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags.
Nobody loved it.
And it wanted to be kissed,
same as any other mouth.
Finally, it talked all the time,
day and night.
You could hear him for blocks,
screaming at it to shut up...
beating at it with his fists...
and sticking candles up it, but...
nothing did any good,
and the asshole said to him...
"It is you who will shut up
in the end, not me...
"because we don't need you
around here anymore.
I can talk and eat and shit."
After that, he began waking up
in the morning with transparentjelly...
like a tadpole's tail
all over his mouth.
He would tear it off his mouth
and the pieces would stick to his hands...
like burning gasoline jelly
and grow there.
So, finally, his mouth sealed over...
and the whole head...
would have amputated spontaneously
except for the eyes, you dig?
That's the one thing
that the asshole couldn't do was see.
It needed the eyes.
Nerve connections were blocked...
and infiltrated and atrophied.
So, the brain couldn't
give orders anymore.
It was trapped inside the skull...
sealed off.
For a while, you could see...
the silent, helpless suffering
of the brain behind the eyes.
And then finally
the brain must have died...
because the eyes went out...
and there was no more feeling in them
than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.
– Burroughs
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish Jazfish
on Saturday, September 2, 2017 – 09:31 pm
No shit on the stage name
No shit on the stage name comment.