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Goggle News feed can be amusing some mornings:

Why would you shoot a dead man?

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Just to watch him--oh, wait, no.  Hmm.

well, duh.... at least they are not developing toks

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"He wouldn't kiss me so I shot him."

"He was dead!"

"But he said he loved me."

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I can't find a copy of it, but years ago there was a headline about the nuptials of a couple from downstate Illinois who were identified by the towns they lived in: Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman.

oh there's gonna be some kinda party tonight...

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and I'm guessing the guy in charge of the mass sterilization probably has an episode on the show "Dirty Jobs"

Just seems like a very detailed headline...  and just how much was she charged?

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whoever wrote that last one ought to be hanged by the neck until dead