Mooch Fired

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o.

The Donald thinks its still just a tv show...what an idjiot.

Lost his wife, a job, and all credibility in less than a week.

 

Every sycophant that works for this asshole should be so lucky.

 

He's probably trying to figure out right now how to reinstate all of those tweets he erased owing to his evolving views.

 

Clownshoes.

What's interesting is The Mooch was fired by the guy who filled the opening created by Scaramucci firing Priebus.

 

I don't understand the chain of command here.

Apparently his "Rinse Penis" line didn't go over so well.

Mooch found out that he was the leaker and had to fire himself

was the Mooch officially in that position?  (asterisk on the resume)...

SAD..... I was starting to get to like the Mooch very entertaining. In the end though looks like he was brought on as the hatchet man. Something tells me he knew full well how this was going to go down.

Fired before his official start date.

Were they ever here at all?...

>>>>The Donald thinks its still just a tv show

Isn't that the truth.  Well, at least he is keeping us entertained.

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The guy was a loud.

Fuck Hillary!!  Amirite???

The guy was a loud.

 

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Phish's Baker's Dozen run at MSG has lasted longer than The Mooch's tenure at the White House.

what a shame.  He was a great new character with the best lines! 

couldn't happen to a nicer asshole

The President Show effect

The mooch can get a job if they ever do a sequel or remake of My Cousin Vinny.

queue up the next unqualified angry white guy...

He may actually be back soon if Kelly quits which I think he'll do. 

Woke up to this news but didn't have time for any details.  For now, I'll assume Kelly said something akin to "I'm not working with this clown."

Saw great tweet earlier:

"The problem with this TV show is that they just don't give the characters time to develop"

The President Show probably won't make fun of Kelly so they'll need Mario for one more show. 

Trump locked Don Jr in a closet after they made fun of him. 

My take is that this guy Kelly wouldn't have taken the COS job unless he had actual control, and this move seems to show that a new sheriff is in town, a real one. I'd say Mooch won't be the last to go under Kelly.

Don't know if that's good for the country, nothing like a government controlled by the military, but at least it will be controlled by SOMEbody, and it will probably be good at least short-term for crazy Uncle Trump.

If Trumpty Dumpty stops tweeting like a loony we'll know that Kelly gave him a slap and told him to knock it off.

 

HA.

 

Yahoo News blows, but give 'em props for this header:

 

Too Mooch Too Soon? . . .

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Fuck, we just lost the only person in the Trump party that told the truth

Hearing this AM that he was hired on the advice of the spoiled brat plastic surgery addicted debutant daughter who had a clothing line, and her smirking,smug, jerk off husband...

Ware are the nude photos of his Wife ?