Metal Guitarist Like Impressing Straight Men

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At first I thought this was an onion article, but it turns out to be real...   a real topic to zone on! 

 

<<New research indicates that straight men who play guitar in extreme metal bands do it to impress other straight men

https://www.loudersound.com/news/new-research-indicates-that-straight-me...

 

and I thought it was to get laid...   then again, I think i've only seen one woman at a metal show before, at least I think it was a woman....

LOL LOL LOL nobody knows wtf do do with this thread, LOL LOL LOL here let me get your inner metal manlove fantasy going for ya bro

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I'm not impressed.

Ooops sorry you two, straight men only

Hasn't this always been true? 

The ones with no chops buy a loud car.

...what about the ones with over-sized AND loud trucks?

Who has less women in attendance, a metal band or an east coast Phil show? 

 

My son was in a metal band for a bit. He didn't care for the music but was asked to join. They've since disbanded and he's back to playing bossa nova influenced psychedelicish music and 80's post punk/new wave. 

 

Blame it on the bossa nova
The dance of love