MDMA + Cheese = Brieing

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Well, this is ONE way to jazz up your hors d'oeuvres and party at the same time.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a20744382/moms-taking-mdma-brie-called-brieing/

Hmmm... I suppose I could b down for some rolling milfs and decent cheese.

just call me furious Brie, I guess

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Cheese doesn't rhyme with "this".

 

#mandelaeffect

i thought this was going to be a bad cheese thread.

“Listen up, middle-aged people — drugs and cheese sound fun, right? No harm in a little Brie-basing. But then you find yourself dabbling in am-feta-mines, mozzare-L.S.D., Monterey crack, a little mars-coke-pone to get you through the week, and before you know it, you’re having a Havarti party behind the Whole Foods doing meth-chego and gruyere-oin. So, parents, just say Parmigia-no.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

Don't let me down, Bruuuce!

I was at a party once, and ran into this guy who was one of the top researches on love. He had recently discovered MDMA and it was his second time trying it. He came prepared with about 20 different kinds of foods, from chocolate to cucumbers and cheese.

According to him and his friend cheese scored very low on the MDMA taste test.