Mayor Pete Platitude Generator

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For those of you who like a candidate whose speeches sound like he’s reading from a stack of Hallmark cards.

http://www.mayopete.io/

i mean, hes done alot more than i have, but thats a pretty small list of major accomplishments for someone who wants to be president.

love this biden ad, fucking eviscerated - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3beFOnjBoE

a small list?  in the trump era??

gimme a fuckin break.  those who dont want trump any longer need to get over there traditional biases and realize all that matters is getting across the finish line and winning in Nov.  its gonna be part personality and part ideas but in this election personality/moxie/balls whatever you want to call it is way more important then the traditional experience some once coveted 

That Biden ad is a bit harsh with not too subtle homophobic jabs. 

1 Marriage>>> 

lol. I don't see that as an accomplishment 

what was homophobic ken?

As you saw, the ad mocks Pete by comparing examples of what Biden did as VP with what Pete did as mayor.   Two of the examples of Mayor Pete's "accomplishments" were installing pretty "decorative lights" under bridges and repaving sidewalks with "decorative bricks."    A common gay stereotype is someone who is really into interior decorations and making things pretty.   Totally playing into the whole gay stereotype by suggesting that Pete is much better at picking out wallpaper than more "manly" achievements like taking on Iran or bailing out the auto industry.

^the music on Pete's side of things was pretty gay.

IS Mayor Pete "Pat Boone-ing Barack Obama"?

 

 

Don’t twist it ken.  Seems you are using the stereotypes.  I took it as big issues vs. little issues.

 >>>  common gay stereotype is someone who is really into interior decorations and making things pretty

Donald is gay?

Donald wears more makeup, and spends more time on his hair, than any drag queen....   

You think it’s makeup?  I always thought it was a spray tan.

No, he's a lost alien from the planet Tang.

 

 

They don't want him back.