A Massive Intestinal Wind

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If you're in Austria and need to fart, it could end up costing you dearly.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53072756

Since he had been warned, does this qualify as an "Idiot Wind"?

I remember breezes

from winds inside your body...

A Mighty Wind, such a terrible movie, but somehow I watched it all

Dude really needs to lay off the Weiner Schnitzel.

There's so many GD songs with "wind" in them, I don't even know where to start.

"I fart in your general direction!"

Even Pigpen would've had a problem with that uneasy wind across his violin. :-(

Wave To Off The Wind

Going where the wind don't blow so strange. Just then the wind came squalling through the door. The black throated wind keeps on pouring in. Mama keeps saying that the wind might blow. If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. It might have been a fiddle, or it could have been the wind. Country garland in the wind and the rain. The wind in the willows playing Tea for Two. In the end there's still that song, comes crying like the wind. Going where the wind goes, blooming like a red rose. Unbroken chain of the western wind. Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go. The answer came, the wind and rain. And that's not even all of them. In brief, the GD catalog is full of wind.

And then of course there's the Spinal Tap classic, Break Like the Wind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLOSuz147I

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind

We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Oh, Break Like The Wind.