Marijuana And Sex

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"Both scholars hoped these studies will encourage other researchers to dive deeper into the topic."

lol

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/27/health/marijuana-increased-sex/index.html

 

You gave up both when you quit coffee, right?  That’s the holy trinity.  I don’t think I could do it.

Id make a terrible monk.

"For most people, we tell them instead to go to the gym and lose 20 pounds," Eisenberg said. Being overweight can give men arousal problems.
"We always talk about anything that can be good for your heart can be good for your penis," he said. "For a lot of guys, hearing that is an amazing motivator."<<<<<

I work out a lot now.  I'm up to 535 consecutive push-ups a day.  My heart's in great shape, and arousal is definitely not an issue.  I'm getting hit on pretty regularly these days by a bunch of different women.  I just have gotten burned too many times in relationships and have gotten used to single life.  It's way less complicated.  Suppose I have commitment issues.  Maybe I need to start smoking weed chronically again and dive deeper into to the subject.  

 

you can do over 500 push ups in a row?

 

 

In Thailand I’ve seen the monks smoking, drinking, and playing poker.  Hoover you would make a great monk! How do you feel about a yellow/orange wardrobe?

>>>>>>'m up to 535 consecutive push-ups a day.

Damn.  I do 20 in the morning and 20 at night. Are you doing them on your knees?  

 

>>>>>In Thailand I’ve seen the monks smoking, drinking, and playing poker.  Hoover you would make a great monk! How do you feel about a yellow/orange wardrobe?

 

i guess I’m okay with orange and yellow and really who doesn’t like wearing a robe?

>535 consecutive push-ups a day

BS

 

you don't mean you've done 1 push up a day for 535 days?

 

that i could wrap my head around.

i can do 30 at once...

is that good?

That’s great for someone of your age Turts.

>>>I'm up to 535 consecutive push-ups a day.

>>>>BS

 

Yup.

Dave, 535 push-ups is so far beyond muscle failure, a set like that isn't even possible, let alone probable.

If you need some help getting a solid 3x a week routine dialed in, I can help. 

Why even post something like that?

lol

I could run a 3min mile

thanks hoovers.

 

i don't like gymns and "working out".

 

i'm trying though.

 

just surfed 5 evenings in a row. other shoulder is fucked. 

i feel like i've been bench pressing vw's...

There used to be a Zoner named Molson who made some pretty outrageous claims about his softball prowess.

>>>>>There used to be a Zoner named Molson who made some pretty outrageous claims about his softball prowess.

 

There used to be a Zoner named Nups who claimed to be a profesional softball player.  Also he claimed he could fly.

Who was the zoner that loved disc golf?

What’s that game where you throw a frisbee and run around 

Ultimate frisbee.

the game of poz

You're thinking of drumsspace, Heybro.

He's a regular poster on thephilzone.net

 

Thanks E

A friend of mine was big into that 

I always thought it was meh

>He's a regular poster on thephilzone.net

 

he's something 

Java Dave has taken a lot of heat over his 535 consecutive pushup claim in this thread.

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Well I, for one, choose to believe dave's outlandish claim and wish him all the best in becoming jumping jack lalanne flash

i mean i can believe 500 straight, but another 35, no way!

You're welcome to come out here and count.  I'll be at the Portland Phil shows in early February, and again, someone can come bear witness there.

Over a  year and a half ago when I went to Hawaii, I started doing them.  At first, doing 30 was a push.  I kept adding one a day.  By last Spring when I was at Jazzfest, I was up to 450.  My cousin called me out for dropping to my knees by the end of my set.  I dialed it back to 200 done correctly with knees off the ground.  I kept adding two a day.  The last month, I've cut back to doing them every other morning on average, and have been stuck at 535 for the last two weeks.  My left knee is shot, but my upper body is cut.

>>>>You're welcome to come out here and count.

 

We've got this thing called the Internet.  Lets get a YouTube video.

No way they are full pushups lol

post a vid

He's got a 14 inch boner propping up his body (because as we all know from his earlier post that arousal is definitely not a problem for him) so they're not that hard to do.  

Post the video, Java Dave. This is your opportunity to finally prove everybody wrong.

let's see a youtube of just 300 first haha. 

come man, let's see it! 

No videos.  Last time I posted a picture of me without a t-shirt, it didn't work out so well.  One of you all can come count them, or not.  I don't really care.  I do the work-out for my own benefit, not to prove anything to anyone.  It's amazing what our bodies are capable of with a little discipline.  

Have a good morning you all.

How long does that take? 

About 13 minutes.

>>>>>>By last Spring when I was at Jazzfest, I was up to 450.  My cousin called me out for dropping to my knees by the end of my set.

 

Why was your cousin watching you do pushups?  Also please tell me you were doing them at a Meters show.

> Last time I posted a picture of me without a t-shirt, it didn't work out so well<

 

nobody got aroused?

 

 

>>>>nobody got aroused?

 

Well Dave might have because like he told us earlier "arousal is definitely not an issue"

 

 >>>I do the work-out for my own benefit, not to prove anything to anyone

 

...except when I post outrageous claims about it on the zone. 

>About 13 minutes.<

 

that would be over 41 push ups a min... or a push up every 1.46 seconds....

I just still can’t believe the BS lies people post. 

Just blows my mind. 

Every morning I consider doing a few pushups.

Then I have some coffee and don't do any, but I feel pretty good about the consideration I'm giving it.

And I love disc golf, but I can't play anymore because of arthritis in my elbow.

You could make the video with your shirt on. Or maybe jr could watch you do them and report back.

>>You're welcome to come out here and count.  I'll be at the Portland Phil shows in early February, and again, someone can come bear witness there.

lol, who's game?

 

It's kind of ironic that only a person in extremely poor shape with virtually no experience working out would claim to do that many pushups.

Oh, irony!

>>>"arousal is definitely not an issue

 

is over arousal an issue?

have u been hittin the hgh, Dave.

That would also explain the incredible amount of push ups.

come on, what's your secret?

Have u discovered whatever life prolonging elixir Keith and Mick r using?

testosterone shots?

orca blood?

bull semen?

it's bull semen isn't it?

My cousin owns an amazing 2nd home in New Orleans with a backyard pool.  He works and lives outside NYC to share custody with his kids, and bought the N.O. house to have something near his parents and because he likes it there.  It was really nice of him to let me stay there during Jazzfest, and made that two week trip possible for me.  He came down for the weekends, and otherwise, I had a beautiful old New Orleans 3 story home with a fenced in backyard pool and patio to myself.  It was sweet.  I would do my push-ups out by the pool every morning, then take a dip to cool off.  One morning he came outside and called me out on my form.  He does gym workouts with a personal trainer, and told me I should start doing planks.  I'm more lo-fi, and just went back and adjusted my form.

 

Anyhow, I just finished this morning's set, and threw one more on for Uncle Turtle.  So that's 536, and barring getting sick, I should easily be well-past 600 by P-town TFB.  If anyone wants to set up a 9:00 a.m. meet up at the Gasworks Park lookout point over Lake Union, I'd be glad to meet up and do a set for you there.

that's cool man.

you are the silverback of pushups! 

 

:)

Lies 

Lol. I went by the house I lived in in the 50s n 60s yesterday and I flashed back  to when I was about 10 years old  when I did 1050 sit-ups 

 

they were cheater sit-ups because my cousin help my feet and to gain momentum I would whack my butt Against the floor

 I can probably do 1% of that now !

>>> lol, who's game?

I'll be there, Sarah, but not sure I can sit through 536 pushups. 

aww, c'mon Jen...do it for the group ;)

I guess I could take one for the team. Record and post it. ;)

there's a few bad jokes in there...

Yes, please and thank you. 

I'm happy to come by the record store this week. What day and time works Dave?

Awesome.  Let's do this thing.

Cool sex thread complete with with images of shirtless silverbacks balancing on they boners in vacant New Orleans mansions. 

And the girls are here...! Woot!

My bro bet people at bars he could do 120 push ups in under 2 minutes. That is one push up every second or less and they were full push ups. Seen it with my own eyes. He won every time...

 

nice offer, JR

>>> there's a few bad jokes in there...

There really is, T. lol Some really bad jokes.  :)

Well,

This so-called "Sex & Marijuana"  thread turned out pretty boring.

That's nice about the push-ups.  

Maybe I can do 25 or so,  but there is no reason for that.

However,  Hüsky is nicely tucked-in at the foot of my bed,  having a Morning Nap.  That makes me Happy as a Nurturing Dawg - Owner.

Soon,  we will visit the Chainsaw - maintenance fellow and have Lunch.

Discussions have led toward a Thin-Crust Large Pizza with some vegetable toppings. 

I would have preferred Tacos,  but Pizza is OK.  It's a Jerseyland Pie.  Not much can go wrong.

>>However,  Hüsky is nicely tucked-in at the foot of my bed,  having a Morning Nap.

the title is Marijuana and Sex not Husky and Sex

Dave, have u considered doing anything to add some resistance like elevating your feet, doing clap push ups, or even putting some weight on your back?

I do staggered push-ups where u stop 3 times on your way down during the course of one rep.

A few sets of 12-25 of those every few days is good enough for me.

4-Winds,

Hüsky is my Dawg - Child.  We don't have sex.  I take H.I.M. for activities liek,  Dawg Park,  swimming at the Lake,  or hiking in the Hills.

Of course He is a Handsome Fellow,  and it's sort of natural for you to Fantasize about whatever.  Many Women swoon over His furry Coat & good Looks.  He is a Chick Magnet,  and a Handsome Fellow.

Just let me tell you,  he is a Neutered Male Hüsky.  He got his balls snipped before Age One.  So forget about whatever peculiar fantasies you might carry.

I might  add, He is probably a Gay Dog.  He and his neutered Pals hump each other at Dog - Park.

As his Dawg-Parent,  I don't discriminate or pass judgment.  As far as I'm concerned,  it's a Big Gay Dog Orgy.

Let them have their Fun.

stu

 

seek help

Get back to us, Java Dave, when you come remotely close to these push-up record holders.

http://www.recordholders.org/en/list/pushups.html

frank3 --

As always, wouldst thou kindly go fuck yerself and quit stalking me,  you slithering creepy vermin.

stu ,

refer to my post at 8:16 pm

frank3,

you just never quit stalking.  You are like the Hollywood boy-stalkers who(m) eventually get busted and say "I was just kidding".

Eventually,  you must come to terms with your vicious behaviour toward the other citizens of the Hu-person race.

Don't consider me as one of your silent victims.

It's time for you to quit intimidating other peaceful Zoners and retire your little Sock - Handle.

i tried ...peace stu

 

Of course 'you tried'.  

All of the Communist,  Religious,  Republican thieves and perverts say  'We tried' ...

Sometimes it works out,  and you have nations of Slaves.

Other times,  someone like me speaks out against Opression.

Stu has a dog?

Any way good luck with the push up demo and witnesses please keep us updated. Most interesting.

stu husky posts ~VS~ javas 500+ push-ups

(snow fence match)...thats all those 2 could handle

frank3 --

As much as you endeavour for your vision of World Communism and enslavement of the populace,  we see through all of that.  You and your Republican overlords can just go piss up a rope.

Java(less) Dave and I have already met,  had a Snack and a Show.  We had Fun,  just like regular Hu-Persons.

We are immune to your insectoid swarm of divisive propaganda.

Dave?

Pretty decent thread all in all

I hope after the video of Dave doing push-ups is posted that this thread goes to 535 posts

>>>>>>>f anyone wants to set up a 9:00 a.m. meet up at the Gasworks Park lookout point over Lake Union, I'd be glad to meet up and do a set for you there.

 

Jen said she’s down.  You better show up to push up.