Male nipples
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Mine have seemed to become irritated and the culprit is most likely a new spring fresh fabric softener. But I digress, what is the point of having these things? I know some men like them pinched or vice gripped but not me. Outside of our gall bladders nipples have to be the most worthless part of our (male) bodies.
Hopefully this thread doesn't rile up admin too much.
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D
Nipples unify us.
Nipples unify us.
And yet, I really don't think it's a man's place to complain about how sensitive his nipples are. I think that the fairer sex has to deal with a lot more "complications" than we do, JR.
(((Creating and sustaining life))) Incredible!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Furious E
I was very surprised to read
I was very surprised to read in a scientific study that they were an erogenous zone for at least 50% of men.
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I Have Never paid Any
I Have Never paid Any Attention to mine. Carry on.....
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Johnny D
PS: My good friend tells me
PS: My good friend tells me that she misses her gall bladder terribly.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Tim
I paint mine sometimes
I paint mine sometimes
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jon
have them removed.
have them removed.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jazfish
Taking off the shirt while
Taking off the shirt while jogging may reduce nipple chafing or perhaps a man bra.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff
I've noticed some men with
I've noticed a few men with very large aerola's almost the size of sand dollars. Makes me think of Vermont zoners for some reason.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Across
lol
lol, good stuff
my nips be sort of sensitive.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Vermonters have no nipples.
Vermonters have no nipples. It's how we roll.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff
It's a little chilly out and
It's a little chilly out and just noticed that mine are both very firm and sharp like party darts.
Good to see you around ass cheeks.
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Kramer seized the opportunity
Kramer seized on the opportunity for the manzier...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: August West
This thread needs Tulsa Chris
This thread needs Tulsa Chris!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley
<<<Vermonters have no nipples
<<<Vermonters have no nipples. It's how we roll.
just a perky patch of plaid there instead?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: aiq
"Geneticists have discovered
"Geneticists have discovered that all human embryos start life as females, as do all embryos of mammals. About the 2nd month the fetal tests elaborate enough androgens to offset the maternal estrogens and maleness develops."
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Perky may be an overstatement
Perky may be an overstatement.
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Stand up and stand out!
Stand up and stand out!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff
I appreciate your non
I appreciate your non confrontational behavior Brian k.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley
It was really more about the
It was really more about the alliteration, B.
if I had said "plain", I feel like 6 would have taken it as a slight.
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I'm old enough to remember
I'm old enough to remember wearing wetsuits without rash guards. Ouch!
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jon
omg... dude... brian is being
omg... dude... brian is being trolled hard here... and seems to enjoy it..
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OMG!
OMG!
What's your take on male nipples, Jon?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
Honest question for Jon and
Honest question for Jon and JR:
What exactly is your infatuation with me? Why do you all want my attention so bad? Is it that you like me and don't know how to approach me in a civil manner, or is it that trolling me gets you off? I'm really a nobody around here. What's up with that?
Do you guys meet up at a coffee shop, whip out your laptops and high five each other over your trolling?
You all do know that it says a whole lot more about you than it does me, right? And what it says about you isn't necessarily positive, right?
Don't feel like you have to stop on my account. If it gets you off and it's relatively harmless, carry on.
Don't spill your mocha lattes when you high five, okay? I'd hate to hear that either of you got burned by your coffee. Trolling injuries are the worst.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Is forgiveness possible?
>>if I had said "plain", I
>>if I had said "plain", I feel like 6 would have taken it as a slight.
No way. You have carte blanche. Please impress me again.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Sun so hot, clouds so low
My nipples got sanded down
My nipples got sanded down pretty good during a body surfing incident. I was beached super fast onto the sand from catching a sweet wave. The salt water didn't help. But son of a gun, they were all ground down. Hurt for weeks...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits
I read somewhere that if a
I read somewhere that if a man stimulates his nips enough he'll start to lactate. No idea if it's true or not, but there you go.
Brian, why are you posting on jr's thread if he gets under your skin so much? I don't see him or Jon sticking it to you, but you seem really upset. What gives?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jon
>>>What exactly is your
>>>What exactly is your infatuation with me?
dude... its because i like you, and im interacting with you in a funnish kinda way....
relax man!
nipples..... i has them.... they chafe.... and can be annoying...
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jonaspond
My 9 year old's call men's
My 9 year old's call men's nipples 'nimples'. I think it fits.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 2 Room Shack
mine get chaffed while
mine get chaffed while surfing. not sure how people do it w/o a wetsuit or shirt. in fact mine are still rashed.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I was asking a fair question.
I was asking a fair question. That's all. I was just wondering what all the love was about.
Willows, why are you posting to me if I chaffe your nipples?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits
Huh? I've never complained
Huh? I've never complained about you harassing me, you're easy enough to ignore when you're being antagonistic. I know if I ignore you when you're pissy, you'll just start shit with someone else.
What did JR and Jon say to you on this thread to upset you so much? Sorry if you think that's an unfair question..
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits
I bet Jerry's nips looked
I bet Jerry's nips looked like big ole thumbprint cookies with Hershey's chocolate kisses in the center.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff
Thanks dise. My intention
Thanks dise. My intention was for a fun and lighthearted thread but Brian once again invents drama and makes it all about himself.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: jeff
On another note have been
On another note have been stimulating my nips for the last few minutes but no milk yet. Ill report back later if any droplets come out.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
I was and am still having fun
I was and am still having fun here. What's the issue?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: ParadiseWaits
I think you need a breast
I think you need a breast pump to get results, jr. Know anyone who has a spare you can borrow?
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Briank
A "Baby Sucks A lot" doll can
A "Baby Sucks A lot" doll can also stimulate the mammary glands.
I definitely wouldn't have it start suckling on a United flight though.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 2 Room Shack
how many here have tasted
how many here have tasted breast milk as an adult?
1. turtle
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: Jimmy Loud
Without male nipples, how
Without male nipples, how could one give his younger brother a purple nurple?
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2. JR
2. JR
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3. nedb...but not intentially
3. nedb...but not intentionally.
As a side note, the appendix serves no bodily function. Quite ironic since the word appendix is crucial in so many other areas of life.
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Turtle, snag a pair of breast
Turtle, snag a pair of breast pedals from the GF.
Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: smiley
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Top of Page Bottom of Page PermalinkFull Name: 2 Room Shack
get yer own lactating titties
get yer own lactating titties googly