My source deep in North Korea tells me that the reports of myocardial infarction are indeed fake news, and that the Supreme Leader actually has eternal life. Additionally, he adds that heart attacks simply cannot happen to he who has the hearts of all North Koreans.
We've probably spent millions and millions to dethrone this guy and all along all we had to do is sent him a couple truckloads of Swiss....
[NORTH KOREA'S KIM JONG UN SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME EATING CHEESE AND PLOTTING AGAINST THE WEST
In 2012, Kim Jong Un reportedly became so fat that he developed a cyst on his ankle and required surgery to remove it.
And Kim's love of cheese and wine is no secret. The U.K.'s Metro reported that Kim Jong Un had to retreat from public life after eating too much Emmental cheese, after a large shipment of it arrived from Switzerland.
"Kim Jong Un certainly seems to enjoy the good life," says Foster-Carter.]
North Korea, the most tight-lipped, conservative, and controlling country in the world is also a weed-smoker's paradise. Despite the government's deadly serious stance on the use and distribution of hard drugs like crystal meth (which has a notorious legacy in the country), marijuana is reportedly not considered a drug. As a result, it's the discerning North Korean gentleman's roll-up of choice, suggesting that, for weed smokers at least, North Korea might just be paradise after all.
NK NEWS receives regular reports from visitors returning from North Korea, who tell us of marijuana plants growing freely along the roadsides, from the northern port town of Chongjin, right down to the streets of Pyongyang, where it is smoked freely and its sweet scent often catches your nostrils unannounced. Our sources are people we know who work inside North Korea and make regular trips in and out of the country.
But experts say the custom of gifting crystal meth in North Korea — where it is called “pingdu,” the Korean transliteration of the Chinese word for “ice drug” — is essentially an open secret.
Teodora Gyupchanova, a researcher at the Database Center for North Korean Human Rights in Seoul, said that many defectors interviewed by the center in 2016 spoke of crystal meth as a popular gift for birthdays, graduations and “holidays such as the Lunar New Year.”
Kim, Trump and Alexander Lukashenko (the president of Belarus, who has criminalized use of the word "coronavirus" and told his country's citizens to drink vodka and take saunas to stay healthy while refusing to enact social distancing or shutdown policies) would be a good death pool.
“Kim had suffered from inflammation of blood vessels involving the heart from last August, but his condition worsened after he made multiple trips up and down Mt. Paektu recently,” he told Daily NK.
“Mt. Paektu has low atmospheric pressure, which is not a suitable environment to visit frequently or stay in for long periods of time if you’re dealing with blood pressure problems or inflammation of the blood vessels,” he added. <<<
Like Garcia's Breakdown Palace at Telluride , just all fucked up. Altitude/elevations.
Japanese and Hong Kong media are reporting he is in a "vegetative" state following a botched heart surgery.
Although there is rumor that Kim has children (nobody outside his inner circle really knows), if he dies, they say the likely new Supreme Leader will be his sister, Kim Jo Yong:
Trump just said in his news conferece that he knows Kim's status, can't talk about it, and wishes him well. This suggests dude is still alive. For how long? Who knows? Maybe Trump does, but as he said, can't talk about it.
Meanwhile, North Korea did issue a copy of a letter supposedly written by Kim yesterday to the president of South Africa as proof that the Supreme Leader is still large and in charge.
Hate to be the doctor who "boched" his surgery. They'll probably tie them to the next test-missie they fire or come up with some other creative method of execution.
<<KIM Jong-un's sister is set to be promoted to official "successor" in North Korea fuelling rumours her despotic brother has died or is gravely ill, reports claim.
The move will confirm Kim Yo-jong as the most important figure in the tyrannical regime after her brother as it is the same role he held when their father died.
The rogue state's National Assembly wants to expand her role to become "party center" (successor) in a bid to strengthen the sovereignty of the "blood lineage".
That would make Kim's sister Dang Joong-ang - heir apparent to her brother's throne - and should stop the Kim family being toppled from power in the wake of his death.
Dang Joong-ang was the title given to Kim Jong-il, who was appointed as the successor of Kim Il-sung in 1974, and to Kim Jong-un, who was appointed as successor to his father Kim Jong-il in 2010.
DongA.com reports her powerful new position would make her "party center responsible for the party's only leadership system”.
The Assembly stated: "This is not only the role of the first vice-president of the organisational leadership, but also foreseeing the possibility of expanding to the status and role as the official successor of the white blood lineage in the future."
Yo-Jong has long been seen as the “alter ego” of the North Korean dictator, however over the past two years she has become a much more prominent figure at home and abroad.....>>
>>>>The move will confirm Kim Yo-jong as the most important figure in the tyrannical regime after her brother
I have seen enough Kung Fu movies to know that the "little sister" is always a secret bad ass. Not all Kung Fu movies have the little sister, but if they do, you can be certain she will jump in at the critical moment and start kicking everyone's ass.
A friend suggests that he never woke up from his coma last spring, and that his sister has been signing everything since.... (based on a conversation with one of their diplomats)
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Kim Jong Un(conscious)
Kim Jong Un(conscious)
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I was wondering...
I was wondering...
Is this a careful what we wish for scenario?
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No but he could use a new
No but he could use a new haircut
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Ask Dennis Rodman
Ask Dennis Rodman
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Covid-19?
Covid-19?
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Heart attack from what I hear
Heart attack from what I hear.
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Heart surgery?
Heart surgery?
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My sources deep in North
My source deep in North Korea tells me that the reports of myocardial infarction are indeed fake news, and that the Supreme Leader actually has eternal life. Additionally, he adds that heart attacks simply cannot happen to he who has the hearts of all North Koreans.
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Ahh, I just googled.
Ahh, I just googled.
Overweight, smoker and " overworked ".
Source. If believable.
https://www.dailynk.com/english/source-kim-jong-un-recently-received-hea...
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AMF. Hope the nukes are in
AMF. Hope the nukes are in safe hands.
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We've probably spent millions
We've probably spent millions and millions to dethrone this guy and all along all we had to do is sent him a couple truckloads of Swiss....
[NORTH KOREA'S KIM JONG UN SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME EATING CHEESE AND PLOTTING AGAINST THE WEST
In 2012, Kim Jong Un reportedly became so fat that he developed a cyst on his ankle and required surgery to remove it.
And Kim's love of cheese and wine is no secret. The U.K.'s Metro reported that Kim Jong Un had to retreat from public life after eating too much Emmental cheese, after a large shipment of it arrived from Switzerland.
"Kim Jong Un certainly seems to enjoy the good life," says Foster-Carter.]
https://www.newsweek.com/north-koreas-kim-jong-un-spends-most-his-time-e...
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"had to retreat from public
"had to retreat from public life after
eatingcutting too much cheese."Fixed.
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A few puffs, a little cheese,
A few puffs, a little cheese, a few more puffs, a little more cheese, and a bump to get ya going again....
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North Korea, the most tight-lipped, conservative, and controlling country in the world is also a weed-smoker's paradise. Despite the government's deadly serious stance on the use and distribution of hard drugs like crystal meth (which has a notorious legacy in the country), marijuana is reportedly not considered a drug. As a result, it's the discerning North Korean gentleman's roll-up of choice, suggesting that, for weed smokers at least, North Korea might just be paradise after all.
NK NEWS receives regular reports from visitors returning from North Korea, who tell us of marijuana plants growing freely along the roadsides, from the northern port town of Chongjin, right down to the streets of Pyongyang, where it is smoked freely and its sweet scent often catches your nostrils unannounced. Our sources are people we know who work inside North Korea and make regular trips in and out of the country.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nn4ywx/north-korea-is-stoned-all-the-...
But experts say the custom of gifting crystal meth in North Korea — where it is called “pingdu,” the Korean transliteration of the Chinese word for “ice drug” — is essentially an open secret.
Teodora Gyupchanova, a researcher at the Database Center for North Korean Human Rights in Seoul, said that many defectors interviewed by the center in 2016 spoke of crystal meth as a popular gift for birthdays, graduations and “holidays such as the Lunar New Year.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/12/world/asia/north-korea-crystal-meth-m...
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Say.....where is Bucky lately
Say.....where is Bucky lately...isn't he the resident cheesehead on the black screen? He knows about the insidious scourge of mixing cheese and drugs.
I haven't seen him around since Kim Jong took ill.... you don't suppose.....
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Kim, Trump and Alexander
Kim, Trump and Alexander Lukashenko (the president of Belarus, who has criminalized use of the word "coronavirus" and told his country's citizens to drink vodka and take saunas to stay healthy while refusing to enact social distancing or shutdown policies) would be a good death pool.
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“Kim had suffered from
Haha at the cheesehead image.
From the link above.
“Kim had suffered from inflammation of blood vessels involving the heart from last August, but his condition worsened after he made multiple trips up and down Mt. Paektu recently,” he told Daily NK.
“Mt. Paektu has low atmospheric pressure, which is not a suitable environment to visit frequently or stay in for long periods of time if you’re dealing with blood pressure problems or inflammation of the blood vessels,” he added. <<<
Like Garcia's Breakdown Palace at Telluride , just all fucked up. Altitude/elevations.
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(((J Wood)))
(((J Wood)))
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Hmmm
Hmmm
A mysterious blood-clotting complication is killing coronavirus patients
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/04/22/coronavirus-blood-clots/
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Reuters is reporting that a
Reuters is reporting that a team of doctors has been sent from China to North Korea to see if they can help dude:
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-politics-exclusive/exclusi...
Japanese and Hong Kong media are reporting he is in a "vegetative" state following a botched heart surgery.
Although there is rumor that Kim has children (nobody outside his inner circle really knows), if he dies, they say the likely new Supreme Leader will be his sister, Kim Jo Yong:
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Dude...
Dude...
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Dammit, don't tell me he's a
Dammit, don't tell me he's a Packers fan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
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Hopefully his new nickname is
Hopefully his new nickname is Kim Jong Done!
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https://www.ibtimes.sg/china
https://www.ibtimes.sg/china-medical-team-north-korea-tv-boss-kim-jong-u...
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Good one Fishcane!
Good one Fishcane!
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Kim Jong Undertheweather
Kim Jong Undertheweather
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I bet his sister offed him.
I bet his sister offed him.
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He offed is uncle and
He offed his uncle and probably a brother too. Game of Thrones shit.
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>>> He offed his uncle
>>> He offed his uncle
That might be an understatement (antiaircraft gun involvement clause).
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Everything
Everything
Trump
Touches
Dies
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I was just revisiting "Night
Posted in the wrong thread. Sorry to Mr. Leader.
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Can someone explain to me in
Can someone explain to me in an uncomplicated or a complicated way what is up with the hair styles on these two motherfuckers.
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Anything for attention?
Anything for attention?
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That is one uncomplicated
That is one uncomplicated feasible answer/question, Dave.
The unique factor, for sure.
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is he dead yet, yet?
is he dead yet, yet?
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Trump just said in his news
Trump just said in his news conferece that he knows Kim's status, can't talk about it, and wishes him well. This suggests dude is still alive. For how long? Who knows? Maybe Trump does, but as he said, can't talk about it.
Meanwhile, North Korea did issue a copy of a letter supposedly written by Kim yesterday to the president of South Africa as proof that the Supreme Leader is still large and in charge.
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Trump just said in his news
Trump just said in his news conferece that he knows Kim's status, can't talk about it, and wishes him well.<<
Same Clap Doc, likely.
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he knows of his status
he knows of his status because he shares the same affliction:
brain-dead...
beeeeeeeeeep
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Hate to be the doctor who
Hate to be the doctor who "boched" his surgery. They'll probably tie them to the next test-missie they fire or come up with some other creative method of execution.
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Latest from the unreliable
Latest from the less-than-reliable news sources, but a friend said a memo was passed around in N.K. announcing this....
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11505376/kim-jong-un-sister-pormoted-succe...
<<KIM Jong-un's sister is set to be promoted to official "successor" in North Korea fuelling rumours her despotic brother has died or is gravely ill, reports claim.
The move will confirm Kim Yo-jong as the most important figure in the tyrannical regime after her brother as it is the same role he held when their father died.
The rogue state's National Assembly wants to expand her role to become "party center" (successor) in a bid to strengthen the sovereignty of the "blood lineage".
That would make Kim's sister Dang Joong-ang - heir apparent to her brother's throne - and should stop the Kim family being toppled from power in the wake of his death.
Dang Joong-ang was the title given to Kim Jong-il, who was appointed as the successor of Kim Il-sung in 1974, and to Kim Jong-un, who was appointed as successor to his father Kim Jong-il in 2010.
DongA.com reports her powerful new position would make her "party center responsible for the party's only leadership system”.
The Assembly stated: "This is not only the role of the first vice-president of the organisational leadership, but also foreseeing the possibility of expanding to the status and role as the official successor of the white blood lineage in the future."
Yo-Jong has long been seen as the “alter ego” of the North Korean dictator, however over the past two years she has become a much more prominent figure at home and abroad.....>>
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White blood lineage
White blood lineage
no wonder Trump loves him so
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doctor who<<<
doctor who<<<
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https://kcnawatch.org
https://kcnawatch.org
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Kim Jong Un-Broken Chain of
Kim Jong Un-Broken Chain of Command
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>>>>The move will confirm Kim
>>>>The move will confirm Kim Yo-jong as the most important figure in the tyrannical regime after her brother
I have seen enough Kung Fu movies to know that the "little sister" is always a secret bad ass. Not all Kung Fu movies have the little sister, but if they do, you can be certain she will jump in at the critical moment and start kicking everyone's ass.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q_pTtypgHQo
The Circle Jerks
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Parade envy
Parade envy
We represent the Lolly pop Guild,
The Lolly pop Guild,
The Lolly pop Guild
And in the name of the Lolly pop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la
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Front guy on the right has a
Front guy on the right has a strong pimp hand.
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North Korea state media says
North Korea state media says he's back and attended the grand opening of a fertilizer plant.
Still waiting for pictures.
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Kim Jong Unavailable
Kim Jong Unavailable
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He may be the fertilizer at
He may be the fertilizer at this point...
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Rumor mill (i.e. New York
Rumor mill (i.e. New York Post & TMZ) says he is in a coma. Sister in charge:
https://nypost.com/2020/08/23/kim-jong-un-in-a-coma-as-his-sister-takes-...
https://www.tmz.com/2020/08/23/north-korea-kim-jong-un-report-coma/
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The hell with that real life
The hell with that real life cartoon character.
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> Rumor mill (i.e. New York
> Rumor mill (i.e. New York Post & TMZ) says he is in a coma. Sister in charge:
Didn't we just do this a month or two ago? Summer reruns?
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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A friend suggests that he
A friend suggests that he never woke up from his coma last spring, and that his sister has been signing everything since.... (based on a conversation with one of their diplomats)
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>>Kim Jong Unavailable
>>Kim Jong Unavailable
::claps::
well played.
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another no show at the RNC?..
another no show at the RNC?...
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Waiting for the introduction
Waiting for the introduction of Kim Jong Deux.