Just Jackin It

no, but lol.....

and lol.

its weird to be facing the stands the whole game.

omg turtle has been there!!!!

Um, that's not the weird part of the video, Turtle.

What would Pigpen say?

A true fan....

Oh, come all ye faithful....

Oh great.

My wife walked in just as I hit the link.

"No, really, Honey.  I have not been spending the last hour watching this stuff."

NSFWherever I may be.

I'm sure that there is just the right support group for this person.

This thread disgust me, and should be pulled right now.  Come on man this is not a porno site.  The thread title alone is very offensive.  This thread needs to go.  

^Write your congressman...

Johnny D I am sorry your wife had to see it.  I think you should not only ask for an apology, but for the thread to be pulled. This is 100 percent breaking the rules. 

chris touches hisself..

Chris, I didn't see your thread that grabbed the headlines, but this one caused a humorous situation at my home.  Not sure how this one compares to your sex topic, but I'm in no need for an apology and don't feel a need to demand it's removal.

I don't generally spend my time watching sexual things on youtube, but to each his/her own.

Now, if we can identify the security guard and start being hateful to that individual, that's another story. 

Sorry if I'm confusing anyone.

The theead I started was nothing like this one.  Oh Hoover what is wrong with you?  This is not appropiate, and you know it.  Please don't offend me again with this type of a sexual

deiviant thread.  

Not only is it in poor taste, but also involves children.  Tsk Tsk    What are you trying to prove here Hoover?  Either you enjoy child porn, or think you are above the rules.  What would have happened

if I had started this thread?  Nobody want's to see this crap. 

Just Jackin It

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 Timmy Hoover on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 10:59 pm

Anybody else see the video of the Security guard apparently beating it to the Cheerleaders at last Sunday's game?

https://youtu.be/YG5v9CIxOOE

Make with the sports and sex puns, Zoners.

jon

 jonnyjonjon on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:04 pm

no, but lol.....

and lol.

?

 Turtle on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:08 pm

its weird to be facing the stands the whole game.

jon

 jonnyjonjon on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:15 pm

omg turtle has been there!!!!

Bobby-Joe

 Gravytrain on Tuesday, December 20, 2016 – 11:15 pm

Um, that's not the weird part of the video, Turtle.

What would Pigpen say?

.............

 Jambone on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:00 am

A true fan....

Oh, come all ye faithful....

Johnny D

 skudebro on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:38 am

Oh great.

My wife walked in just as I hit the link.

"No, really, Honey.  I have not been spending the last hour watching this stuff."

NSFWherever I may be.

I'm sure that there is just the right support group for this person.

christulsatime

 tulsatime on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:45 am

This thread disgust me, and should be pulled right now.  Come on man this is not a porno site.  The thread title alone is very offensive.  This thread needs to go.  

Johnny D

 skudebro on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:46 am

^Write your congressman...

christulsatime

 tulsatime on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:49 am

Johnny D I am sorry your wife had to see it.  I think you should not only ask for an apology, but for the thread to be pulled. This is 100 percent breaking the rules. 

jon

 jonnyjonjon on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:51 am

chris touches hisself..

Johnny D

 skudebro on Wednesday, December 21, 2016 – 12:56 am

Chris, I didn't see your thread that grabbed the headlines, but this one caused a humorous situation at my home.  Not sure how this one compares to your sex topic, but I'm in no need for an apology and don't feel a need to demand it's removal.

I am offended.  These are kids in the video, and I don't find that cool at all.  The "jerkin it guy" should have been arrested, and to think it is okay to post it on Viva is something I don;t get.  

Bless your heart it must hurt being so stupid.   >>>>

Nice Hoover throw in some trolling on top of your disgusting thread.  You are becoming one sick pup Hoover.  I am sorry life is turning out this way for you.  Please don't post this type of 

foul videos on  Viva again.  What if the guy had been acting like that in front of a family member of yours.  Many times sexual predators start off by exposing themselves in public, and then end up 

being rapist.  NO THIS IS NOT FUNNY IN ANYWAY.  

Hoover how stupid do you think you are for starting this thread right now?  I am really offended by the whole thing.  Wow talk about being stupid on Viva.  I doubt many Zoners will find any 

humor it this thread.  Completely out of line.  

You usually don't see guys jacking dongers like that until baseball season

and the testing continues..........

Take your fake outrage somewhere else pee-drinker.  >>>>>>>>>

Whatever you say Hoover.     You are winning.  Really no one want's to see that shit.  Please keep it off the board.  

"Am I the victim or the crime?"

The Cleveland Browns should give that guy a call, he can teach RG3 a thing or two about how to effectively operate in the pocket

Chris, what are you trying to achieve right now?  What outcome are you looking for?

Looks like your just trying to annoy Timmy.  If so, it comes across as childish, IMHO.

Yep, it's all over youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGIM3duw0Qk

Johnnyd what if I had started this thread?  I wouldn't have, because it is foul, and disgusting, but what if I had?  If the rules are going to be enforced then we should all abide by them.  The

pecking order is a problem here, and is stopping many Zoners from posting.  No I don't think Hoover should be booted, but if the admin does not want this type of crap on the Zone it must

apply to all of us.  

Chris,

Although I wouldn't post this myself, and could think it's a little creepy, Hoover did it tastefully. There's a link so it's my choice to open it, with nothing sexy in the post. He didn't go on to discuss his sex life. He suggested that people make puns, which to me signifies intelligent thought, wit, cleverness. Nothing yucky or offensive at all.

This is what I can find from the VLZ rules that would apply to what's not appropriate:

" ~-~ defamatory, indecent, vulgar or obscene, pornographic, sexually explicit or sexually, racially, culturally, ethnically offensive, harmful, harassing, intimidating, threatening, hateful, objectionable, discriminatory or abusive language

Here's what youtube has to say about the subject (related to the link in OP above):

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2802002

"Sexually explicit content like pornography is not allowed. Videos containing fetish content will be removed or age-restricted depending on the severity of the act in question. In most cases, violent, graphic, or humiliating fetishes are not allowed to be shown on YouTube.

A video that contains nudity or other sexual content may be allowed if the primary purpose is educational, documentary, scientific, or artistic, and it isn’t gratuitously graphic. For example, a documentary on breast cancer would be appropriate, but posting clips out of context from the same documentary might not be. Remember that providing context in the title and description will help us and your viewers determine the primary purpose of the video.

your explanations of the rules and defining what you find "yucky" etc is what is being fished for here judit.

as weird as it may seem.

i think folks are born with enough common sense to understand what is acceptable and unacceptable.not to mention that the daily rehashing of "the rules" is a bit of a downer in general.

you have a policy in place. maybe let the policy do the talking? don't you find the daily explanations of the same things to the same folks a bit tiring and redundant?

1. email

2. 30 days

3. bye bye

 bret banned people when he felt it necessary without explanation. if you wanted it explained to you he might respond to your email. maybe not.

 one thing for sure. if he let you back in you sure didn't roll back in seeking more clarifications on what you could or could not do. it was clear. don't be a jerk.

 you're feeding the beast

Naturally, Tulsuck emerges as the biggest jerkoff w/r/t this thread.

Pun and done!

When in doubt?

Punt

Kids "settle down" you can't cry Judit every time you get a hair across your ass on particular post or a thread.

Fuck this reminds me of when we were kids and I punched my older brother (1 year & 11 months) in the face while simultaneously yelling mom so by the time he was beating the living shit out of me my mom could save my ass.

Judit has ruled! If you kids don't settle down play nice and I have to come over the top of this seat...Your gonna be sorry! 

Gives new meaning to...Jack Murphy Stadium!

new one edited with South Park...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej9Q-gXSpzk

Tulsa is just offended because he's jerked off in front of strangers on many different occasions.

The point is, a thread by Tulsa, about how he enjoys morning sex, is bad.

A bunch of threads, with a bunch of dudes beating their chests and making lame threats, were totally fine until it crossed some line. That line was randomly drawn late in the game.

A thread about some dude being a sexually deviant is totally cool.

To get this all straight, deviance, aggression and violence are generally okay. Sex is disgusting and personal, and should be kept behind closed doors.

Its a pretty apt representation of America as a whole.

Tulsa....were you in san diego sunday?

Maybe you just dont WANT  us to see it....

Only think i can think of...cause this thread is right up your alley , as they say...

Damn Timmy, you're up early. Everything okay?

I have no problem with the video, I saw it way earlier yesterday, got the drift after a few secs and turned it off. 

It just astounds me how many people, especially so-called liberals, get all huffy about sex talk. A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant. He then gets a hundred or so posts that are just dickish.

Bunch of repressed-assed mofos up in this place. Everybody find their safe space, and make sure to be a douchebag while on your way.

I'm not sure I'm buying the video but if true it's pretty fucking funny.  

How the content is presented is beside the point, content is content and this is another example of some getting a pass and others not getting a pass and getting piled on for basically the same subject content, certainly a popularity contest that Hoover is winning, presentation bs.  I'm certainly not offended by any of it as long there are no surprise graphic pics. Back to popularity if Tulsa would have posted a thread titled Eat ass he would have been gang tackled. Not that i'm faulting anyone here except for the folks that pile on Tulsa for the same content.

The problem being Tulsa getting gang thrashed for the same content. Do i think either thread is bannable, certainly not.

For not wanting anything to,do,with Tulsa, you sure do post to him a lot. 

Just sayin' 

> How the content is presented is beside the point.

Style is not beside the point. Content and form are like two sides of a coin: inseparable. Hoover has a sense of humor; Tulsa has a sense of derp...

Kirley 

the constant discussion of the rules is weighing this place down.

just start booting folks or let the asylum run wild. whatever.

but the daily analysis of the rules prevents any flow from being established.

i really hope this ceases sooner rather than later

(((((((((((((surprise graphic pics)))))))))))))

He's going to go blind.

Now everybody, have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

>>>People like sex.   They just don't like Chris.

There it is, in a nutshell.

I still think that a whole bunch of Zoners could stand to spend a lot more time thinking about sex and a lot less time being all aggro.

Eddie, you just printed the rules and called admin out...(again)...but, constant talk of rules is weighing place down?....lol

I agree....

Now, now, when did I say that I don't care for you? There are very, very few that I don't care for, and you're not one of them.

Plus, where did I say that I didn't like your post?

I have said that I find it strange when you claim some sort of Zoning authority, especially because you have been banned a bunch of times and have already received a warning here. There are quite a few people who have expressed that you are just a total asshole, which is no surprise to you, I hope.

In general, people don't really like Chris. It's pretty constant and on an even keel. You tend to get spikes. People either love you or hate you. It's high highs and low lows. You're like the Grateful Dead and Tulsa is like The Dead.

>Eddie, you just printed the rules and called admin out...(again)...but, constant talk of rules is weighing place down?....lol

 nah jambone. im not calling judit out. she's trying hard to make this place right.

 maybe it's me but i'll answer your question once, maybe twice. then you're on your own.

To paraphrase this thread: "Hey look at this raunchy event in the news.  We sure do live in wacky messed up world, am I right?

To paraphrase the T.C thread: "I enjoy my boner, Do u all enjoy your boners?"

It's not rocket science y one thread lived and the other did not.

I'd like to think y'all can't b that obtuse but maybe I'm giving u too much credit.

It's pretty clear that Tulsa should probably be banned and not just for that thread, just cause.

Is it Jack Murphy or Qualcum? 

>>>>>>>> A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant.

>>>>>>>>> The problem being Tulsa getting gang thrashed for the same content. Do i think either thread is bannable, certainly not.

As far as I know, Chris started a thread about sex that Judit felt was "off."  I believe that's how she put it.  So, she quietly pulled it.  Chris decided to make a big deal about it, which I suppose is his right.  However, he's the one who is bringing attention to himself and not letting this go.

Judit clarified that she regretted pulling the thread.

From my observation, many different people have been given plenty of leeway to be assholes, but then it starts getting pretty obvious that some start going over the top and that appears to be what gets them in trouble.  Some people are better at gaging this fluid line than others.

IMHO, it's a lot simpler not to be an asshole than to try to figure out how much of an asshole you can get away with before your toys are suddenly taken away from you.

And Timmy, I'm sorry that your funny thread has turned into something else.  But, it does provide a good opportunity for discussion about the new Zone, which seems to be what more than a few folks are looking for.

Ramble on baby, Settle down easy...

So, if someone doesn't think that TCs stupid thread was over the top, they are then obtuse? And he should be banned because people think his shit is stupid?

Do you like Jeff Dunham, BK? 

Never heard of him.

I just looked him up.  Ventriloquist.  Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Now I'm watching videos instead of getting ready for work.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.bigplay.com/video-bills-fan-charged-with-... that takes the heat off of Buffalo fans. 

He's a comic that wears a sock on his right hand. He talks to it and then pretends to be the sock talking back to him. 

What's your point, Slack?

Honestly, a dude who posts phallic veggies over and over isn't really in much of a position to take a stand on lowbrow sex threads, or anything else for that matter. Not that I have a problem with phallic veggies...

Do you like Readers Digest? 

>>>So, if someone doesn't think that TCs stupid thread was over the top, they are then obtuse? And he should be banned because people think his shit is stupid?

No, if u can't see y one thread was pulled and this one wasn't you're obtuse.

also, needing further clarification on this probably makes u so as well.

and Tulsa should probably b banned not because of some sort of popularity contest as your question suggests but because the overwhelmingly majority of his posts r objectively terrible.

can't we just have some fun?

You Westies are kind of pussies.

Eat a phallic veggie, Brian...

Not every.

I liked the one where I compared you to the GD and TC to TD.

Thanks Hoover the doors for humor are starting to open a little bit now. 

bk..migrating to the Fo6 camp.

Maybe Tulsa is more like DeadCo?

IMHO, it's a lot simpler not to be an asshole than to try to figure out how much of an asshole you can get away with before your toys are suddenly taken away from you.>>>>>

Thus why you let someone else be the asshole first.  

Really didn't matter who started the thread.  I just got lucky and it was Hoover.  

>>>No, if u can't see y one thread was pulled and this one wasn't you're obtuse

Brian never said he had a problem with either thread.

If one is ok then both should be ok.

As far as popularity contests go i find it hilarious that the two time unanimous highly esteemed DB of the year is calling someone out repeatedly for not being liked, simply hilarious.

Who came up with DB of the year? 

Is the Fo6 Camp the "Drainbow Connection?"

love it when zoners post after being summoned.

Fog he prides himself on the douchey awards.  That is just who he is.  The guy in gym class in junior high who always tried to hit you in the nuts when you walked by.  The guy is a douche and proud of it.  Like I posted above I had been waiting on a thread like this to come up, and really struck gold when it was Hoover that posted it.  His op is far more disgusting than anything in the thread I started.  

We are all in the same camp here turtle.

Using an Internet forum to boost ones ego is a silly mess.

My single contention is that we all need more sexy time and less douchbaggery!

GO FRACK A HOLE TULSUCK

Chris i think turtle is craving your attention.

great idea Brian

I agree BK.  This place has been all about puffing out your chest the last couple days.  Put a little love in your post.  As long as you are not Tulsa it will not be pulled.  

Tulsa, who posted in your thread that was pulled? 

you guys drove all the chicks away again. congrats

Seriously what does I felt like it might be a little off mean.  But a video of some dude jack en off is not a little off.  Back to the pecking order.  

Slacker needs a new name with a detective theme, Lance Link, Maxwell Smart?, Quincy???

Everyone knows there were enough votes to get you elected twice, embrace it man. Who started the thread is irrelevant, how it ended was a fairly elected DBOTY. Twice.

Slacker there was only one post made in my thread.  Catch.

Inside baseball is more boring than baseball.
And, I like baseball.

Bk and Catch were the only two that read my thread Timmy.  Thus, BK can talk about it.  I really don't think either thread should be pulled Hoover.  Just testing the water

before I get in too deep.  

By the way it is 3.2, not 3.5 beer.  

tc's thread should be reinstated so we can all judge it properly

How come BK, Fog and Tulsa don't care that Catch flagged Tulsa's thread and possibly influenced the decision to pull it? 

>>>  Just testing the water before I get in too deep.  <<<<

Chris....do you get aroused by posting the stupid "sexual" stuff you've posted in the past?

Maybe write a letter to Penthouse Forum.

>>you guys drove all the chicks away again. congrats

All the love that you missed
All the people that you can't recall
Do they really exist at all

Slacker I am mad that the thread was up for a couple minutes, and got pulled as soon as Catch through a fit about it.  Judit told me that had nothing to do with her pulling it, so I am taking her at her word for it.  

I had to laugh when Catch said something like, "...crossed a line."

Thus, my "Puritanical" contention.

Jeez, you see worse stuff on commercials these days.

>>How come BK, Fog and Tulsa don't care that Catch flagged Tulsa's thread and possibly influenced the decision to pull it?

Good work Quincy.

When did we say we don't care.

It was a question, as in i don't recall seeing any of us say we don't care. Which is the same thing as asking, when did we. A question not a statement.

Lemonade not ice tea.

Fog..there is no 'we'.

I speak for myself and no one else

Here we go again with the Timmy picking out minor typos in an attempt to make himself appear intelligent, same as it ever was.

LOL

Ned, what is your opinion. My intent was not to include you as we.

Actually it was a typo, the same type typo HL73 defended you for last month. Yes timmy you made a typo. Not really a big deal.

Timmy, be nice. Somewhere above you typed "who's" rather than "whose."

Now back to my point - more sexy time and less aggro!

How are the kids Timmy, how old are they now. Do you guys believe in santa.

Hoover was whining about wanting me banned yesterday. Why you always stalking me, bro?

Timmy typed "boarish" twice, just saying, that's some illiteracy.

Crystal meth will make people do the craziest shit, even masturbate in front of thousands of football fans.

>>>Slacker I am mad that the thread was up for a couple minutes, and got pulled as soon as Catch through a fit about it.  Judit told me that had nothing to do with her pulling it, so I am taking her at her word for it.  

Do you guys think anyone had any influence in Tulsa's thread being pulled? 

>>Somewhere above you typed "who's" rather than "whose."

GASP, a typo...   LOL

LOL at dude in video. Dumbass.

>>Do you guys think anyone had any influence in Tulsa's thread being pulled?

do you?

first it was the chicks, then...

This thread should be pulled, or choked like a chicken, maybe boxed like a one-eyed clown.

...

lol

Grew up seeing boar at the islands all the time--these were introduced by Spanish in 18th century--but they've all been exterminated now. Some people thought it boorish to hunt them all down, but they were non-native and lead to problems with the recovery of the bald eagles and island foxes. They result of eliminating the boars has lead to a beautiful rebirth of the native flora and fauna.

The Boers boorishly killed the wild boars.

Gravy, do you think Hoover or Furious are influencing the bannings or threads that were pulled? 

Did Zip and OG get banned?

Those dudes live for that shit!

No idea. What do you think, Slacker?

 through a fit  <<<

threw, Tulsa, threw a fit

Back to the third grade for you. 

Zip and OG should be on time-out, per the much-discussed rules.

Threatening violence is on the other side of the line, and I'm here to tell you you'll get a letter, even if it's just some b.s. banter with Zippy.

zippy threatening violence is pretty laughable.  he looks like he weighs maybe 140 tops, unless he got chubby

Personal Foul, Unnecessary Roughness: Blow to the head

Crystal meth will make people do the craziest shit, even masturbate in front of thousands of football fans.>>>>>>

Yes but talking about morning sex is much worse.   

>>>>It just astounds me how many people, especially so-called liberals, get all huffy about sex talk. A dude starts a thread about how he enjoys it in the morning, and he's a pariah and sexual deviant. 

Bunch of repressed-assed mofos up in this place.<<<<<<<

who are these people? Hoover and Furious? 

I think that if you talked about morning sex in general it would be much more palatable to the general audience. "I hear that some people like it..."

Maybe they can't hack the thought of a ruddy-faced oilman, hung-over from 3.2 beer, doing it doggy style in the morning.

On the upside, if you were banging any of them doggy style, they wouldn't have to look at that ruddy face of yours.

..

quizmaster: (Pause) Yes, that's near enough. I'll give you that. (Piano) Right, now you have won tonight's star prize. Do you still want the blow on the head?

Ratbag: Oh, yes please, Michael.

Quizmaster: (Deliberate Pause) I'm offering you a poke in the eye...

Ratbag: No no.

Quizmaster: All right then, a punch in the throat.

Ratbag: No.

Quizmaster: My very last offer Mrs Scum -- a knee in the temple and a dagger up the clitoris!

Slacker that would be the long list of people who dislike me.  I am not afraid to talk about sex.  Many on this board are.  Hell people I work with talk about sex more than people on this board.  Doesn't make it right ot wrong, just an observation.  My guess would be that their are a bunch of prudes on this board, because they don't have sex very often, and are jealous of the Zoners who do.  

BK, can you or Tulsa or Fog name who you think is repressing the sexual discussion on Viva? Is it Hoover or Furious? 

Where are you going with all this, Slacker?

Relax, Slack. Don't you have a veggie to post?

Is it Hoover or Furious?

Seems like BrianK wants slacker to post some veggie pics to stimulate his appetite.

BK you are onto something.  During morning sex there is no kissing.  Thus no looking each other in the face.  Thus, I get much more of it, and like it better.  

>> ruddy-faced oilman

It's nice that Chris and Ass Cheeks could mutually satisfy each other's desire for well-chosen nicknames that'll stick.

That'll be perfect for your Craigslist ad.

Timmy can help you write it.

Too soon?

My arms are like octopus arms.  I use the suction cups on them for reaching around slimy things that keep me inside a safe place.  Much like BK uses his arms to throw another log in the backdoor of the stove while having a morning fire.  

You guys are a bunch of biased passive aggressive whiny pussies who can't call out the censors that are ruining your Viva experience. 

You don't find Hoover and Furious' sense of humor funny so call them out for "bullying". 

Hoover and Furious think you guys should get a life and stop wasting people's time here trying to push buttons. Try avoiding threads you don't like and stick to TXR/DNB threads.  Ask Tulsa to fill you in on who DNB is or where TXR is. 

"you guys" sounds a lot like "you people"

Have I ever said they were "bullying?" Nope. Are you shitting me? I dealt with a few years of Whatshisname. This is window dressing.

Judit censored the thread and she and I conversed about it. I guess I could go back and make a list of all the peeps who called it disgusting or inappropriate, but it ain't worth the time. It's more than a few.

Now, run along and brush the dandruff off that chip on your shoulder.

You guys are a bunch of biased passive aggressive whiny pussies who can't call out the censors that are ruining your Viva experience. >>>>>>>

I haven't called anyone out, but I have questioned judgment.  Don't group me in with what you think are a bunch of pussies.  J/K  BK, and fish are not pussy's.  Which time did I spell pussy's correctly?  

Slacker seems awfully upset about all this.

Almost full melty mode.

pussy's = possessive: "The pussy's hairs were in a knot."

Pussies = plural

Slacker would you mind if i saved that post and used parts of it here and there, thanks bro,

Wow I got it right both times.  I am doing better.  You bunch of pussies.  :)

Slacker why don't you tell me how many times you rode the BART to and from a GD, or JGB show back in the day when Jerry was still around.  

I don't know if you intended it, Hoover, but this thread sure lives up to the promise of its title...

He's not participating in this thread anymore after his numerous typos and spelling errors were exposed, he's taking a much needed break.

You guys are done pretending? You're not gonna add any more to this thread? 

I want the three of you to start a new thread. Each one has to be different but interesting. 

Wel'll debate the content  you provide and the reactions from the rest of Viva. 

You can't leave until your thread projects are finished. 

Tulsa, take a lap.

It's true. Those who talk about it usually aren't getting it. I don't talk about it, but damn, I'd rather read about it way more than reading Zippy and OG's angry bromance. 

>>bet the folks who want to talk about sex all the time have less of it.  

paging jug

Hoover I wish you would have named the thread Just Beat it.  We could have made so many MJ comments.  

>>>>than reading Zippy and OG's angry bromance.

they got banned, right?

the Fo6 clan are not thread starters. they just glom onto existing threads and rub their nuts on them

Jug has had sex 4 times. Three of those times he created babies. The fourth time he thought he did, but it was a false alarm.

That boy has Navy Seal sperm!

That was funny Fish.  Jug does talk about it a lot, and also get's it a lot.  So there goes that theory.  

Who are the Fo6 Clan?

>>> Keyshawn probably gets more action than you.

OUCH

Which Zoner brought home a woman 1/2 his age from a festie, and thought he was in love?  That one didn't end up so well.  

TL;DR

BUT!

For those struggling with the shame of Onanism this site may help...

https://www.nofap.com/about/

Can we have Slacker affix "NSFW" well above the image each time he trots out his penis fetish?

Thanks.

I shouldn't have to explain to coworkers that "That's actually a mushroom."

>> Which Zoner brought home a woman 1/2 his age from a festie, and thought he was in love?  <<

It was that dude with the microbus from OR.

If I remember correctly, he sought her out after having made googly eyes at Monterrey.

He found her, bagged/tagged her, they toured together and just might be together still.

Dude is a stud.

BrianD makes a special appearance on a sexually oriented thread.  Nice work.  Plus 200 posts.  See my point?  Zoners do like to talk about sex.  I simply wish the OP had not been so disgusting.  I wouldn't show the OP to any of my adult family members.  

Poetry, Nedb.

^^Dolt.

Nedb your idea of a stud, and mine are two different things.  She was looking for a free ride, and party supplies.  Nothing more or less. I consider that close to prostitution.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.  The dude probably came down with a bad case of body lice after she dumped him.   

You're so wrong it makes wrong look right.

Slackmelt

Wow...og, and zip did get banned...or timed out, or made to stand in corner.....

Or something.

How am I wrong Nedb?  Didn't she go to a couple of shows with him, then hang at his place until a WSP tour or some other group started, and then dumped his ass for a trip 

on a tour?  Hey they both got what they wanted, thus nothing wrong with it.  Other than the body lice, and the thought of you just jackin it while thinking about the whole thing.  :(

Hopefully its only a seven day timeout.

This thread still going?

I am always wrong, and you are always right.  Thanks Hoover I got it.  Can I start asking you what I should wear every day?  Like I post some photos on the Zone of the of out fit I have picked out for the next day with some alternatives, and you help me decide?